So it's been a long time since I produced a Youtuber fanfic and it's been a long time since I posted a fanfic in general. So I'm going to start out with one of the easiest stories just so then I can get back into the scheme of things.
A lot of people requested I add Markiplier and Jacksepticeye…
Here we go…
The fabulous men sat around the not-so-fabulous table. The table cried because it had no friends.
All five of the people were dressed as wizards.
Except for Cry. He was dressed as a bananana. He held up his jar of Nutella and talked about world destruction.
"No Cry, you cannot destroy this sacred planet." Markiplier said. "We must not do the operation DUN. DUN. DUN."
"Are you sure it's not DUN… DUN… DUN?" Ken asked confused
"This is only typed out so no one will know what it's supposed to sound like anyway. Not even the readers…" Mark looked at the readers with a glare. I killed him because he's not allowed to break the fourth wall.
"What should we do about Cry wanting to destroy the world..?" Jack asked in a confused tone but still an Irish accent.
"I can get Edgar and-"
"NOBODY NEEDS YOUR DOG!" Ken roared viciously at Pewdie who had come up with yet another solution that involved his dog. Edgar had taken control of Pewdiepie's kingdom to which did not exist; therefore the Swedish man was under the small pug's command.
"Well we could always stop him by a chainsaw." Cry suggested, even though the plan was to kill him. I don't think he was listening.
"I second that motion." Mark returned because people will get mad at me for killing him off.
"Motions. I have emotions." Jack began crying because he has emotions.
Ken began to cry too. Because he also has emotions.
They all began to cry. Except for Cry, who was already Cry.
They all stopped. Except for Cry, who hadn't been crying in the first place.
"So what were we gonna do about that DUNDUNDUN?" Pewds asked, his eyes sparkling for some reason because he was actually dressed as a pretty princess. Because that's what he wants to be when he grows up if Ken stops crushing his dreams.
"I do not know of this DUN! DUN! DUN!" Jack asked still mildly confused like mild hot sauce from Taco Bell. But he's Irish. Not Taco Bell.
"Well maybe you should pay more attention!" Ken said bringing out the toaster for punishment.
"I don't have any money though!" Jack said, scared to once again get beaten with the Easy Bake Toaster Oven ™… ™…
Ken took his own fingers and stuck them into the radiating pink oven. He died but then re-spawned because he still had 16 more retries.
"Cry, why do you want to destroy Earth?" Mark asked, painting a picture of Leonardo Di Caprio™.
"I don't." Cry suddenly changed his mind, "I actually want to burn down IKEA."
"NO! NOT IKEA! THAT IS WHERE THE SWEDISH MASTERMINDS PLAN TO TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE!" Pewdie screamed dramatically. Spoiler alert.
"I ALREADY DESTROYED IT! WITH MY BANANANANANANANANA!" Cry threw a cheeseburger at the blonde man. Because America.
"That's more 'Na' than usual!" Mark gasped, "IT IS THE OVERLORD OF ALL BANANANANAS!"
"I don't know if that is how you spell Bananas." Jack piped in and died because he also sort of kind of broke the fourth wall. Felix died too because he looked at me funny.
THEY ALL DIED!
…
The end.
For anyone who took this too seriously, you should probably go get your brain checked because it's most likely broken by now. XD goodbye.