Chaptah one:
It was a gorheous day in Moscow Russia amd the sun was shining with sparkles of heat and passion that made people very happeh the birds chirped because they are birds in the sky (that's what they do loll!111!). I am the queen of great britian, and have a body of a model it is hard life I am sass monster and I always get what I want. Today i was hoing to tell vladimer Putine that I was takin over RUSSIA! My doge was like "yOU mUst go do dat! It is your destiny sugar baby (because im da queen and im allowed to change my name to whatever da hell I want! Don't judge cuz im perfect)". Also da /docteur and Harreh potter said that I shiykd cause they are british like me and we are cool. Today I Am dressed IN A crop top because mah curves are pretty ,my belleh button is pierced and I have a shimmering dimond on the end of it becausae I am rich so I can buy dat suddenly out of no where there was a a big tree that fell oin the road and my driver cursed and said "OH LAWDY LAWDY" and then a pigeon hit the window. My driver got out the car and said "Oh no you're majesty the tire is broke." I got out of the car with my beautiful curly waving in the wind and I was like oh no "TIS IS THE WORK OF THE EVIL RUSSIAN MASTERMIND, POUTINE". I was so mad dat I screamed and cried in anger dat someone could do something so evil like this to me. why does n0o one thinl that I have feelings too,, just because im beautiful doesn't measn dat I don't have feelings!X! AND DEN SUDDENLY AGAIN A TALL GORGEOUS SEXEH MAN walked up to meh, his eyes were as shiney as the moon and my lady parts melted at the sight of him. Who could tdis beautiful human be? I hadn't lfelt dis way about some before but he was just so godda,m sexeh and hot I cpuldnt even!11!1!1!11! HE Sauntered up towards me and he was wearing a large black vest that went to the floor and was wearing eyeliny and make-up and black lipstick (hes goin thru a phase) and he was hot and sexy and I almost fainted.
"OH MA GAWD DAMN LAWDY LAWDY" said I Sugar Baby
I looked over at my driver who had his mouth open and was given the face like, holy-crap-he-so-sexy, but then he saw me lookin so he was like oh no so he lookedded away. I know ghe turned on because how could yo not whdne you look at someowone like dat. He got closer to meh and den I relised….. IRT WAS PUTINE HIMSELF!
End of chapah one! Pls rate and give back good feedback bcz dis is mah furst fanfic and I love to know what all of you gyus woill think. Pls reviewe nice, no h8 comments, if you dont like it be nice and leave constructive criticism or else just get da fuck away from here because you aren't welxome cuz dis is my first time.