Why the Organization Never Uses Duct Tape
"Back! Back I say!" Saïx shouted holding a roll of pink duct tape up against his boss. Ever since he had sat down with Axel and Demyx to eat lunch he had been acting rather strange. If he had been thinking straight he probably would have made a mental note to never do that again, ever.
"Accursed fool! What are you doing?" Xemnas yelled taking a step away from his oddly acting minion.
"Stay away! I know your weakness!"
"As if I could be defeated by mere pink duct tape!" he claimed summoning his ethereal blades, which were pink as well. Xemnas swung at Saïx who had caught both blades by unrolling his duct tape; much to The Presidents surprise.
The silver haired Nobody pulled his weapons back, but they didn't separate from the tape, causing it to slam into his forehead. Saïx smiled in a cat-like fashion and yanked the tape away. Xemnas cursed loudly and Saïx giggled like a little girl, "Ha ha Mansex!"
Xemnas stared at him blankly and ripped the pink duct tape away from the Nobody ranks seven. He placed it sticky side down onto his blue hair, ripping it off while walking away; leaving Saïx screaming like a little girl.
The End.
Author's Note: FINALLY! First thing I've posted in this year of 2012, which makes me feel pathetic since I have A LOT of things I've been meaning to write and type out, if you want to know what those are you can look at my profile. I only wrote this because when I was at my friend's house and we were making fudge on the counter was a roll of pink duct tape and we were kinda hyper so yeah and The President thing well he's the leader of the Organization and yeah. Hope you liked this random piece of crack!