Ok so me and my friends were bored during LA and we kind of were talking about theories for the end of the 4th Eragon book. It started out kind of normal and kinda went a little crazy... ENJOY!!!
Eragon walks into the throne room to bravely and galently fight Galbatorix!
Galbatorix is waiting on a black throne melded out of the skulls of his innocent victems (Dramatic much?)
Murtaug is in a folding chair next to him drinking a slushie and reading fanfiction about Eragon (He is mildly disturbed by some of the pairings. I'm not saying which ones. Use your imagineation!)
Thorn and Shrukin are playing poker (But Shrukin is obviously cheating.)
"I am here to rid the world of your evil ways" Eragon proclaims loudly.
Saphira who is really bored goes off to join the other two dragons in poker.
"Mwahahaha" Galbatorix stands "I will kill you with daggers! Even though I can easily use magic but that won't be dramatic enough."
"I don't see any knives" Eragon mutters.
Galbatorix grins evily "Ha. That's what you think" I very large ammount of knives appear suddenly at Galbatorix's feet.
"Oh" Eragon blinks.
"Now you will die" Galbatorix picks up his first dagger and throws.
Eragon waits for the final blow but at the last second Murtaug throws him self in front of Eragon "NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Murtaug collapses a dagger in his heart.
Eragon kneels down by his rescuer.
Murtaug blinks weakly "Eragon... I... am... your (dramatic pause) SISTER!"
"What the-"
Murtaug dies.
"Get up" Galbatorix says impatiently "I still have more daggers left "
He throws his next weapon
(ATTENTION! THE FOLLOWING IS JUST ERAGON"S REACTIONS TO WHO DRAMATICLY SAVES HIM)
"Shrukin!"
"Arya"
"Saphira"
"Thorn"
"Brom back from the dead"
"Angela"
"Ormis back from the dead"
"Gladiers heart of hearts"
"Brom again"
"Durza what are you doing here?!"
"Random solidier who's name escapes me"
"Galinda!"
"The wizard of Oz"
"The little Mermaid"
"Brom again"
"Sleeping beauty! She'll never no what hit her"
"Mary sue"
"Gary Stu"
"Gary Lu... wow that was disturbing"
"Innocent bystander number 6!"
"Brom- ok this is really getting old"
"Galbator... wait..."
"Selena"
"Roran"
"Katrina"
"Sloan- wait aren't you blind?"
"Helgrind"
"Ra'zac"
"Aragorn"
"Christopher Paolini?"
Galbatorix has just one dagger left. The only other person left alive is Nasuda.
"Nasuda! Save me" Eragon cries.
Nasuda blinks "Um... nah!" she walks away.
Eragon dies dramaticly "Oh! The Pain! What's that Grandma! Go twoards the light?! Ah!" Eragon twitches and is still... for two seconds "I only wish I could see my pet gold fish again!" twitches some more and is finally dead.
Galbatorix laughs evily "I win" Then he trips down a flight of stairs, bangs his head and dies.
Nasuda rules Alegasia for all eternity. The old throne room is converted to a morgue do to all the dead bodies.
THE END!
....Me and my friends are random... Please review and tell me what you think!