One day Master Chief was on his break from the space military. He was really skilled and buff so he was able to take a break every once and a while. He sat down on his comfortable leather couch and got out his laptop. Master Chief did like to go on his computer every once and a while. What he liked to do most of all was go on and read some quality fanfiction. However, what he would just happen to read would be one of the worst fanfictions of all time.

It was called "Johnny Test and the Darkness Within" by Erman Bullock. Master Chief was a big fan of Johnny Test and had enjoyed it since he was a child. Even though everyone likes to hate on it, Master Chief enjoys it a lot and that's his opinion, so if you don't respect it then just go away and stop hating.

Regardless, Master Chief just had to voice his opinion on this fanfiction in front of him, and just why it was so bad.

"This is one of the worst fanfictions of all time. Not only is it unfaithful and insulting to Johnny Test, but also an atrocity to logic and decency itself. If there is one thing that you should take away from this review is that you, by all means, SHOULD NOT read this fanfiction!

Let's start out with the formatting and general writing style, it's awful. First of all, character dialogue is outlined by brackets, not the traditional quotation marks like any other piece of literature. This makes the fanfiction look awkward and hard to read. I would implore you to read it for yourself, but really you should avoid that and take my word for it.

The general writing style is riddled with bugs, including poor grammar and spelling. This is beyond unprofessional. Spell check your work people, don't just post what ever dribble comes fresh off the page! Another flaw I saw was how the author used Whop-eesh to describe the whip crack, when simply using crack would've sufficed fine.

Now, let's get into the story itself, and boy is it bad. First of all, the author (like any other witless and bandwagoning hater) likes to make fun of the whip crack sound effect. Not only is this joke lazy and boring, but only helps to frustrate me and immediately lose faith in this fanfiction. First of all, this issue is highly exaggerated and is only used by brainless morons to hate on a how without making any actual criticism. It also acts as a smug way to rub their opinion in another's face like 'Hey, I hate Johnny Test! Let me rub it in your face because you can't have an opinion!'. Frankly, it pisses me off.

Johnny Test is extremely out of character in this fanfiction. His actions are cruel and mean-spirited, bordering on psychopathic. The story begins with Johnny whipping his pet dog! What sick mind would think that Johnny Test would ever whip his pet dog and best friend too? Also, talk about animal abuse! The sick mind who wrote this should be personally ashamed! It is even stated that he killed his own sisters! I know that Johnny doesn't particularly like his sisters, but he still loves them and would never hurt them purposefully.

It is implied that Johnny and Dukey were lovers which is repulsive and gross. I wasn't a fan of the bestiality in Sonic '06, but this beats it ten-fold! Dukey makes the correct choice to leave this fanfiction by way of cyanide, although I would like to point out that you don't cough up blood after taking a cyanide pill, like this author wants us to believe.

Johnny laughs like a maniac, which doesn't even match his personality at all. But what he does next is even worse. He takes drugs. Yes you heard me, drugs. Apparently his sisters only used their lab as a drug den. This is false and I think the author should really actually watch an episode one time, just so he knows what he's writing about before he write such moronic plot points such as this!

The drugs that he takes (this still makes me facepalm every time I even think about this point) are described as 'his only friend', even though Johnny has many loving and supporting friends of his. Although since the author thinks that Johnny mutilates his friends for fun, I guess this psycho thinks that drugs WOULD be his only friend.

Now here's where the story really goes downhill. With the introduction of Sissy, one of m favourite Johnny Test characters. It really depresses me to see my favourite character butchered in this story, and makes my resentment towards this author even stronger somehow.

The author apparently didn't think Sissy was a good enough name (even though it's wonderful), so he decided for some reason to rename her. Unfortunately he picked the single worst name imaginable, Vampirica.

As a short addendum, I should mention that the author thought it was cute to use traditional Japanese name honorifics when addressing each character. I would like to mention that Johnny Test does not take place in Japan, and none of the characters in this story are Japanese, so the use of '-kun and -san' fell inappropriate and racist.

Anyways, had I mentioned that Vampirica is a stupid name? Because it really is. I would certainly have preferred the author to use the name Sissy instead of this travesty.

Vampirica and Johnny have a fairly rough dynamic together, although they seem to share some softness for one another. Vampirica also mentions Johnny's black hair which was dyed. I don't know why this choice was made, as the yellow and red flame hair perfectly described Johnny's personality through visuals alone and dying it black only helps to ruin this subtle touch of detail to his character design.

They share some banter before all of sudden a syringe is introduced. This author has some obsession with drugs that I don't think is healthy. Johnny is the first to inject himself, although he also convices Vampirica to take them as well. I find this highly unrealistic, as I think Vampirica would be much smarter than this and resist the temptation that Johnny offers her.

Nevertheless they both die a horrible death together. A cliche and boring ending to such a miserable fanfiction.

This fanfiction is awful, although I have some respect for you, the audience, and think that you could've figured that out for yourself. This author really needs to seek some help, or maybe he should just kill himself now to save some time. I hope you enjoyed my review!" Master Chief said

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