Disclaimer: I do not own the Star Wars universe, the Force or the characters therein. All rights to the previously mentioned items go to George Lucas. Sun Sasaki is my friend's creation; thanks for her permission to use her. Aranrhod Myrishi belongs to me, however.

The Jedi Temple was celebrating Yoda's birthday and everyone was wondering what they should wear to the feast. Last year, the venerable Master had worn a traditional suit coat over a yellow bathing-suit with pink polk-a-dots, so no one was quite sure what would be considered appropriate.

Qui-Gon Jinn decided to go with the traditional and wore boots and brown pants to the feast as usual. His apprentice, Aranrhod Myrishi, had considered wearing a skirt and a blouse but she really preferred something different, and she wore a floor-length forest green dress with black high-heeled shoes.

Across the Temple, a young Mace Windu hoped to impress the members of the Council with his dress shirt and tie. But his hair was worn as a purple afro and the fact that he wore a rain coat and shorts as part of his ensemble was not a good idea.

At the same time, Sun Sasaki was repeating to her Master Obi-Wan Kenobi that it wasn't necessary to wear glasses and sneakers; his vision was fine and sneakers were just not cool! Since he was denied the pleasure of wearing those, he brought sun-glasses and a top hat instead.

But Yoda surprised everyone at the feast once again with his odd choice of apparel; he brought a women's suit and stockings.

A/N: This originally started as an assignment for French class. We had to write ten sentences using our current vocab. In case you couldn't guess, the vocab had to do with clothing; hence the strange situations presented in this little story. I fixed some of the grammar problems and made it easier to read before posting it here, but essentially it's the same thing I handed in to my French teacher.