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Poem of Winter Veil (2015 revision)
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So in the quiet I sat with my cocoa
In a room I rented for the Winter Veil day
And sipping my drink I stared out the window
Of the Lion's Pride Inn, where I often stay
Suddenly I heard a sound, which I don't know
All through the halls and down the walls it did echo
From up on the roof there arose quite a clatter
I stood to attention wondering what was the matter
And up through my window I gazed, but rather
Than a sleigh with a deer, a nose vibrant red
(Provided from the Greench Metzen had fled)
There stood a big green man with a bulbous head
He glanced down at me with a smirk on his face
His presence a threat to the human race
I pursed my lips and backed away a pace
And thought I should run, but that's a disgrace
He lifted an axe tied with a pretty red bow
Which dripped with blood and spatters of gore
Then glared at me dourly just so I'd know
He stared through my soul, straight to my core
The moment I moved I knew I'd be dead
Yet, pointing to himself and then to me, too
His booming voice said:
"Hellscream's eyes are upon you!"
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Author's Note: What, did you think it would be naughty? What happens in Goldshire stays in Goldshire...
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