Harry and Voldie are in the middle of a vicious battle…
Harry: "Get away
from me you freak! You killed my
father!"
Voldie in a high pitched voice: "No Harry! (insert heavy breathing done by Darth Vader here.) I
AM your father!"
Harry: "Noooo- Dude,
really? Hm! Fancy that!"
Voldie: "No, not
really. I just wanted to see what you
would do if I said it."
Harry: "Oh, sheesh for a minute there I thought you were
serious."
Rest of the Cast: "No!
Kaydi's Sirius!"(My friends name is Kaydi, and her nickname is
Padfoot/Sirius so its kind of is a joke that we have.)
Voldie: "Yeah I
know- I did a pretty convincing job, if I do say so myself."
Harry: "Yeah- say,
do you want to have a cup of tea with me and the flea? It's almost three!"
Voldie: "Sure! Hey, do you have any of those little cake
things. Oh, what are they called? Trumpets? No. Rumpets. No…"
Harry: "Crumpets, maybe?"
Voldie: "Yeah, those
things!"
Harry: "I think so-
I'll have to ask Aunt Petunia- she definitely has some."
Voldie: "Yay! Let's go!"
So
Voldie and Harry skipped off the set and a few minutes later the director comes
back to the set from the bathroom- and notices that Harry and Voldie are gone.
Director Dude: "Hey
where did Harry and Voldemort go? Oh
gosh! Don't tell me they went out for
tea and crumpets again!?!?!? Jeez when
are they ever gonna learn? Is that
where they went?"
Rsst of Cast: Hmmmmm
(random innocent wistles) Moo!
Baaaa! La la la la la la la!
Director Dude:
"Oh…right…well then…I QUIT!!!" (stomps away muttering furiously.)
A few minutes later, Harry and Voldie skip back on the set…
Harry and Voldie:
"So, what have we missed?"
And everybody around them just starts cracking up. The end
