Chapter 1: The Duck in the Crazy Boxers

Lola Bunny was in her front driveway playing a basketball one on one with herself. Gotta keep in shape ya' know?

"You are the one," she mumbled for encouragement. "Make this one half court."

She was concentrating so hard she didn't notice Bugs coming down the sidewalk. "Eh, what's up Lola?"

Lola didn't notice him. Bugs walked over closer to her. "Eh, what's up Lola?"

Lola turned around. "Hi Bugs!" She gave him a hug. "You wanna play?"

Bugs knew he was gonna lose but what the heck. It didn't matter. "Sure, uh, sweetheart." Bugs almost called her "Doll". For some reason Lola didn't like being called doll. And for some reason Bugs always wanted to call her doll.

As always Lola won their game with a score of 10-7 and for once Bugs came pretty close. And since Lola kinda felt sorry for winning again she offered him an ice cold glass of carrot juice which he happily accepted of course.

They went inside and sat down at Lola's kitchen table after she poured two glasses. "So where were you headed before you got here?" she asked.

"Goin' over to Daffy's to see if he's woken up yet," Bugs said. And to annoy him to death.

"I can imagine he sleeps this late," said Lola thinking of Daffy sleeping at 11:50 am. "You still wanna go?"

"Yeah. Let's go."

**

Daffy's front door was open so they walked right in. Bugs figured he wouldn't care.

Daffy was in his bed holding his pillow like a teddy bear, sucking his thumb, and saying in his sleep: "Mommy, let me stay home and make cookies and cupcakes with you." And the bad part was he was sleeping with his butt straight up in the air and he had on TELETUBBIES underwear! That's right, sky blue boxers with each of the Teletubbies on them!

Bugs and Lola couldn't hold it in they fell on the floor cracking up. Daffy jumped up. He looked alarmed at Bugs and Lola on his bedroom floor laughing. "Huh…what…what the heck are you guys doing here?!"

"The…door was…open!" Lola could hardly breathe. She never thought she'd see something so funny!

"Nice boxers Daffs!" said Bugs. But he could hardly get the words out either.

Daffy frowned. First they walk in without permission and then make fun of my Teletubbies! No way! "Bugs wears Teletubbies boxers too. I bet he's wearing them right now!"

"Actually they're Family Guy. And I can prove it!" Bugs said. Bugs dropped his draws revealing black boxers with Stewie and all the other family guy people on them. Then he pulled them back up.

Lola laughed so hard she thought she'd have a stroke. "I cannot believe you just did that!"

"I didn't need to see proof! And anyway I like Po!" said Daffy.

"Is Po even a boy or a girl?" asked Lola slightly recovering from her laughing fit.

"Ask that question about Tinkie Winkie!" said Bugs. "They say he's a boy but why does he carry around the red purse?"

"Tinkie Winkie's a boy thank you!" said Daffy. "And so's Dipsie"

"What kind of name is DIPSIE!" Lola asked. "It's like La La's the only normal one."

"La La ain't normal!" said Bugs. "She's about as normal as feather head here!" he said pointing to Daffy.

Daffy's face was turning red again and not from embarrassment this time. This time it was from anger! "You guys better shut up if you know what's good for you!"

"Yeah, right. Coming from someone who thinks it's cool to sit in water all day and wattle around with those big leathery feet!" Bugs made duck wings with his arms and started imitating a bird. Lola fell on the floor again laughing. She couldn't contain her composure.

Daffy was steaming! You could see the steam coming out of his ears. "I said shut up, you stupid rabbits!"

"Why do you talk like that Daffy?" said Lola. "I'm'th Daffy'th and I'm'th a'th stupid'th duck'th," she said spitting on every word.

"I DO NOT TALK LIKE THAT!!!" said Daffy spitting on every word as usual.

Lola laughed again. "Somebody's getting mad. So cute!" said Bugs pinching Daffy's cheeks. Daffy slapped him away.

"YOU #$! RABBITS. You #$# #$%^& - #$%^&**( #$%^&*!!! YOU NEED TO #$%^&*^ GET A LIFE! YOU IDIOTIC #$%^&*%!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Daffy cursed.

Bugs cracked another smile. "Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?" asked Lola on the verge of having another laughing fit.

Daffy couldn't take it any longer. Morning was not his favorite thing and these guys were making it worse. "GET OUT YOU #$%^&* RABBITS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Bugs and Lola walked quickly out the open door still laughing hysterically before Daffy could punch both of their lights out. Daffy threw a pillow at Bugs but missed. "What's a pillow supposed to do duck?" He followed Lola out the door and continued laughing with her.

Daffy started chewing his pillow and clawing at his sheets resisting the urge to run out the door and kill them

"That was fun!" said Lola.

"We should do it again!" said Bugs. "I know! Let's go to Porky Pig's house!"

"Oh Yeah!" said Lola.