Author's Note: Hi, y'all! Just a little L4D2 story I whipped up real quick. Hope you enjoy!
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Please review! I'd loved to hear your opinion!
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"You okay?" Nick asked as he handed a health pack to Ellis.
"Yeah, it's nothin'," replied Ellis, opening the health pack and applying the appropriate disinfectants to his wounds. He continued, "I've had worse. Like, I ever tell ya about the time me 'n' my buddy Keith got into the cactus patch behind my pa's friend's abandoned mill? A buncha cute girls dared us to strip naked and-"
Rochelle interrupted Ellis's story, "Ellis, honey, maybe you should keep that story between you and Keith..." She shot a queasy look to Coach, who returned it in agreement.
"Okay. But are ya sure ya don't wanna hear about the part where Keith got cactus needles stuck in his wang and I had to-" Nick quickly walked over to him and layed a hand on his shoulder, saying, "Woah, Ellis, heh- let's keep that to ourselves, okay?" Nick turned him around and whispered, "We're in the company of a lady, remember?" Ellis looked at Nick, confusion slight on his face. Then realization hit him.
"Ohh..." Ellis looked back at the confused Rochelle and Coach, then back to Nick. "Gotchya," he finished with a thumbs up and a nod. Nick rolled his eyes slightly without letting Ellis see, then said, "Good. Now, no more stories about you and Keith doing something weird, right?" Nick looked at him like he was a child.
"You got it, Nick." Ellis gave him a wide smile. Nick chuckled, then gave him a pat on the shoulder, saying, "Okay."
They walked back to the team and finished getting prepared to move to the next location. Nick was still preparing when Rochelle approached him, whispering, "How childish are Ellis's Stories?"
"Tell me about it," Nick replied, sighing in mock disbelief.
Rochelle furrowed her eyebrows, "I mean, was he about to say he pulled the needles out of Keith's-"
"Yep," Nick interrupted, not wanting to hear the rest.
But Rochelle continued, "And HE was the one that-"
Nick interrupted her again, "Yeah... Can we not talk about Ellis touching Keith's-"
"Yeah, don't finish that," Rochelle interrupted this time, disgusted.
Suddenly, Coach yelled to them from outside the exit door, "Can you idiots stop talking about Keith's penis so we can actually get the hell outta here?"
"And they call me childish..." Ellis added, shaking his head in disappointment.
Nick's jaw dropped and Rochelle smacked a hand to her mouth. They looked at each other in embarrassment and surprise.
That was the last time they talked about Ellis's stories behind his back...
THE END.