Aria-baby Happy Birthday. I thought after reading Before the Onset that anyone who had seen that video had to become a fan-girl (or fanboy). So here it is.
For everybody that isn't Ariaeris - this comes after Ariaeris' Before the Onset - a oneshot of our M-WA-HA universe. If you don't know what that is - pause, open up some new windows, read Meeting of Heirs, chapter 1 of Imperfect Heirs, Noble and Most Ancient House of Black, chapter 2 Imperfect Heirs, Before the Onset and then come back. Do you have all that?
I don't own anything, and if I did it would be a copy of the Wand and the Wizard. :) Italics at start is from Before the Onset. Enjoy
Is That Legal?
Or How Hermione Granger became a Yaoi fangirl
Dumbstruck, Hermione stared at the DVD case in her hands before laughing uproariously. Still, that did not stop her from popping in the ridiculously titled TheWand and the Wizard: Volume 1 into her DVD player and, grabbing a few of her more less-known toys, settling down to watch two of the most gorgeous looking men in her life get in on.
And get it on they did. Moving through a series of positions and surfaces that would make any professional porn star blush, Marcus and Harry made use of their combined imagination very nicely. The video certainly explained why Harry was incapable of walking, sitting, moving or really doing anything except lying very still, without wincing.
Hermione Granger loved Harry Potter. Really she did. He was her best friend, confidant and secret fantasy man. They had been through so much together that she didn't think anything could possibly change how she thought about him. She had accepted his rather unconventional relationship with Marcus, she didn't run away when his personality did a drastic change after the war, she kept by his side when Ron left and Mrs Weasley and Ginny followed. But by the time she finished watching that video everything about her relationship with Harry Potter had suffered a drastic change. Yes Hermione Granger loved Harry Potter, but more than that Hermione Granger loved Harry Potter being dominated by Marcus Flint, against a wall, lying down, sitting in his lap, on the floor, against the door, across the back of a chair, with magic and without, she wasn't really fussy.
When Hermione managed to pull herself out of the Harry and Marcus boy-love induced haze of euphoria could anybody really blame her that she immediately went to her computer to find some more of the boy-love goodness. Or that she squealed in glee when she saw images of positions Harry and Marcus hadn't tried yet. Or when she printed those images to give to Harry, to...err...develop his imagination...nothing wrong with that...just looking out for a friend of course.
Hermione Granger was the perfect best friend. She always looked out for Harry Potter. If he decided to reward her with extra deleted scenes, well that's just what best friends do. And if she somehow got a advance copy of TheWand and the Wizard: Volume 2 well there was nothing wrong with that.
Hope you liked. Now off you go and review. It keeps the M-WA-HA universe going. And show Aria some love.