GA: Hello There.
TG: sup
GA: Nothing Really, How About You Strider?
TG: bored outa my fucking mind. hey you'd know better than me. how's rose?
GA: She Is Quite Alright, She Is Still Trying To Learn More About Troll Culture. How Is John?
TG: oh egbert? he finally admit con air sucks and still won't admit he's a homo.
GA: Oh, So Rose Hasn't Told. Never Mind, I Never Knew I Would See The Day He Admits That Movie Is Just Horrible.
TG: I fucking know! god damn. okay I like movies ironically. he just likes bad movies. so..you hear any news on if karkat's y'know...is he uh..fuck how do I word this. has he told you if he's into anyone?
GA: Hm? Do You Happen To Have Interest In Him Strider?
GA: Or Someone You Know Do?
TG: let's say it's someone I know.
TG: makes things simpler.
GA: Oh? I Already Know Now, Thank You For Answering, Also Yes He Is Flushed, At Least The Last Time He Told Me.
TG: wow. who's the grey pipsqueak going for?
GA: -Stares at the screen, then sighs- I Don't Know If I Should, You Know He Strictly Said
GA: "TELL ANYONE I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU!"
GA: To Be Exact.
TG: wow. for one I don't think he could take you. and two drop a hint?
GA: The Person Is Surprising.
GA: Does That Help?
GA: Or Another Hint?
TG: John?
GA: ...
TG: i knew it
GA: Why Do You Care?
TG: -Blocks Karkat- sorry i was away for a sec
GA: Why?
TG: well i will just just tell you
GA: What?
TG: I LOVE JOHN!
TG: I G2G!
GA: Wow Strider Lost His Cool.
TG: -Walks away from computer-
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