In some random pocket of anime-dom, the girls of Tenchi Muyo! and boys of Fruits Basket meet:
Ryookie: (Singing) Meowmeow meowmeow mewmewmew meowmeow meowmeow Meow! Meow! Meooow!!!
Momiji: Oh, that was so beautiful, I hope we can be great friends!
Ryookie: Meow!? *skips over and trips, falling on Moomiji and turning him into a rabbit* (excited) MEOW? *turns into a cabbit and they hop off together*
*Ryoko sneaks up to hug Yuki from behind but he pushes her down and flashbacks of this show him ballet-dancing away with arm raised*
Shigure: (singing) Tenchi girls! Tenchi girls! All for me! Tenchi girls! *approaches and smiles at Ayeka*
Ayeka: (squeals) Ah! How dare you come so close to me! Get away!
Hatori: (sigh) Well, here they go again.
Washu: Tell me about it, its like they've been isolated in birdcages all their lives!
Hatori: I guess they should get out more after all.
Washu: So do all of you turn into rabbits?
Hatori: (Figures he'll have to erase all their memories after this incident anyway) No, but we all turn into different members of the Zodiac, it's a family curse.
Washu: A curse? Oh really? Might I use you for some research about this?
*they continue with a highly intellectual conversation incomprehensible for most readers, so I won't bother to type it*
Shigure: (to Sasami) Well hello there you sweet little girl!
Sasami: (blush) Well…I…(runs away)
*Ryoko approaches Hatsuharu-black, and he acts extremely forward to her*
Kyo: *Throws a punch at Hatsuharu* Stop being a sicko!
Ryoko: Hey! I was having fun!
Kyo: I think your idea of fun and his idea of fun are a bit different!
Ryoko: Oh and I suppose you have a better idea?
Kyo: Yeah, finally beating that dirty rat and taking my place as a member of the Zodiac!
Ryoko: What? You think you're a good fighter?
Kyo: Yeah, I'm real great!
Ryoko: Hum, I bet I could even beat you. How about you test your skills against me?
Kyo: Alright you're on!
Shigure: (to Mihoshi) So, have you ever had a boyfriend before?
Mihoshi: (squeals and blushes) Oh…well…I…gee…you see…um…
Shigure: Could I be yours?
Mihoshi: (still stuttering) This is so sudden, but, yes, I guess so!
Hatsuharu-still black: (to Ayeka) Hey there doll, how about you come spend some time with me?
Ayeka: Don't you even think about coming any closer…or I'll...
Hatsuharu: Or you'll what? *draws near to her*
Yuki: *intercepts and pushes Hatsuharu away* You should respect what she says, sicko!
Ayeka: Oh, my! That was the nicest thing anyone has done for me!
*Yuki turns to face her and smiles dashingly*
*Hatsuharu-white is sitting alone in the corner, Sasami approaches him*
Sasami: Is everything ok?
Hatsuharu: I'm…not sure
What happened to Tenchi and Tohru anyway?