TG: sup
GA: Hello There.
TG: hi
GA: Strider Am I Right?
TG: yup
GA: How Are You Mr. Strider?
TG: yes mam
GA: How Are You?
TG: I'm great
GA: That Is Good To Hear.
TG: are you good
GA: I Am Quite Alright, Thank You For Asking.
TG: how are you and rose
GA: -Blushes a light Jade- How Did You Know?
TG: i just had a feeling
GA: How Are You And John?
GA: -She smirks-
TG: *pauses, face starting to go red*
TG: great
TG: amazing
TG: perfect
GA: -Giggles- That Is Swell To Hear.
TG: yeah
TG: swell
GA: Also Me And Rose Are Perfect As Well.
GA: So Besides That How Is Everything Else?
TG: great
GA: That Is Good, How Was Well As Humans Call It Your "Christmas".
TG: bro is being a shit
TG: awesome
GA: How Is Your Bro Being A Shit?
GA: Pardon My Language.
TG: smuppets
TG: bro decided to stick a smuppet
TG: in a box
GA: Dave, Might I Ask What Is Wrong With Him Putting It In A Box?
TG: putting it in a box is nice
TG: but he gave me a smuppet
TG: and a new turntable
TG: smuppets are fucking weird
GA: I Wonder What Made You "Scared" Of Them, At Least Rose Told Me You Were.
GA: -Just Stares-
TG: imagine a puppet with a penis for a nose and a butt
TG: thats red
TG: or any color
GA: -Thinks about it- Erm...
GA: Wow.
TG: just
TG: fucking creepy
GA: I Actually Agree With You.
GA: Wow, Your "Bro" Likes Those?
TG: yup
TG: he makes them
GA: Wow, Must Suck For You.
TG: and spreads them around the apartment
TG: one day
GA: Hm?
TG: and smuppets and swords
TG: and i opened the attic and just hundreds of smuppets
GA: Poor You. I Wonder How John Feels About That, I Mean Because He Is A "Prankster".
GA: I Bet He Does A Lot Of Pranks On You.
TG: yup
GA: Poor Little Dave.
TG: poor poor me
TG: geet
TG: shit
GA: Well When You Described It, It Made Much More Sense In What Was Said They Could Be Used For. -She giggles-
TG wait
TG: what
TG: no
GA: Ops. -Puts hand over mouth- You Heard That?
GA: Opps*
TG: yes
TG: just
GA: -Giggles nervously- Just Ignore That.
TG: i dont think i can ever forget that
GA: Well.
GA: Sense You Heard It And All, It Is Kinda True.
TG: yeah
TG: but
GA: But What?
TG: its
TG: just
TG: ew
TG: eeeww
GA: She Said That You Do It To John. -She covers her face with a book-
GA: Not Yourself.
TG: what
GA: If That Is What You Are Thinking.
TG: rose said what
GA: Never Mind.
GA: -Keeps hidden-
GA: -Then Whispers it- She Said That You Do It To John
TG: im going to kill rose
TG: what did you and rose do for christmas
GA: No, I Won't Let You Hurt My Matesprite, Also What Is Wrong With That? We All Have Our Fetishes, And That Just Happens To Be Yours.
GA: -Giggles nervously-
TG: oh
GA: Oh What?
GA: Don't Tell Me.
TG: why are you giggling maryam
GA: I Don't Know, But Also Is That Really? Wait, No , Never Mind I Don't Want To Know.
TG: dont want to know what
GA: -Stares at Dave-
TG: *stares back*
GA: -Then Whispers- Is That Really Your Fetish? I Would Have Thought It Was Your "Bro's"
TG: *blushes*
TG: no
TG: no
GA: That Is Not What Your Face Says, I'll just Ask John.
TG: no
TG: don't ask john
TG: he will
GA: Die Of Embarrassment?
TG: he will tell you things you don't wanna know
TG: he has no shame
TG: none
GA: Only When Rose Brought Up The Fact That He Was A Cat, He Left So Fast With A Red Face.
GA: Which I Don't Get What Is Wrong With Being Called A "Cat"/
TG: that happened to him
GA: Yes.
GA: Rose Told Me To Record It.
GA: If You Want To See.
TG: yes
GA: -Looks for the tape, than hands it to you-
GA: -Giggles-
TG: the only time I've sde
GA: Hm? Sde?
TG: seen his face that red was
TG: no
TG: not telling yo t
TG: you that
TG: *nervously fixes glasses*
TG: uh
GA: -Keeps staring-
Stranger: *stares back*
GA: I Will Show You A Video Of Dirk's Most Embarrassing Moment.
TG: dirk
TG: most embarrassing moment
TG: how
GA: Or Karkat's Or Gamzee's, Also Let's Say Rose Knows Everything.
GA: -Stares at Dave-
TG: alright
GA: Mhm.
TG: *stares back*
TG: i wanna see them all
GA: Come On Aren't You Supposed To Be The "Coolkid'?
GA: Also I Will Gladly Show You.
GA: Karkat's Is Suprising.
GA: Surprising*
GA: I Can Show You Even Jade's And Jake's And Etc...
TG: how do you have all of this
GA: As I Said Rose Knows And Sees Everything, I Know Because I Am Everywhere She Is.
TG: hey
GA: Hm?
TG: I know you and rose have been dating
TG: but
GA: But?
TG: if you guys wanna marry
TG: like
TG: official
GA: Just Spit It Out.
TG: i approve
GA: We Also Approve You And John, You Changed The Subject Strider.
TG: just wanted to say something
GA: Yes?
TG: didn't change the subject
TG: not at all
GA: Stares intently at Dave-
GA: -*
GA: Intensely*
TG: so
GA: When Was It That You Saw John That Red?
TG: *turns red*
GA: -Grabs The Videos-
TG: nothing
GA: They Are Waiting Dave.
GA: -Puts them up- Okay Then.
TG: wait
GA: Hm?
TG: I was gonna watch those
GA: So Are You Gonna Be A "Coolkid" And Spill?
TG: no
TG: ill be cool
TG: but not talking
GA: Here Is Another Question, What Does A Cat Mean Human Wise. Rose Didn't Tell Me?
GA: Tell Me That And I'll Maybe Give Them To You.
TG: i dont think you wanna knoe
TG: know
TG: ask dirk
GA: Tell Me, Because Everyone Asks Me What Buckets Mean, And That Is Embarrassing As Heck.
GA: I Can't Talk To Dirk.
TG: it
GA: It?
TG: means
TG: well
GA: Well?
TG: theres two definitions
TG: there's a cat
TG: like the animal
GA: -Waves The One Of The Videos In Front Of His face-
TG: and
GA: Keep Going.
TG: oh my god this is so weird
GA: So Is Talking About Buckets.
GA: So Keep Going.
TG: are you sure
GA: Yes,
GA: For The Sake Of These Embarrassing Videos.
TG: well
GA: Well? -Holds a Video to his face-
GA: Come On Dave.
GA: You Can Do It.
Stranger: female
GA: Oh, As In What I've Seen In A Video Jake And I Received From Dirk. That Means "Uke" Right? -Gives him the videos-
TG: *grabs the videos*
TG: I guess
TG: yup
GA: Hm? In Other Words The Receiver? -She giggles-
GA: Also That Wasn't So Hard Now Was It?
TG: *face turns red*
TG: uh
TG: yeah
GA: Now I Understand Every Joke Rose Has Ever Said. -Giggles-
TG: *face turns redd
TG: *face turns more red, Dave fiddles with his glasses*
GA: -Puts hand over mouth to quiet down the laughter-
GA: Oh My Goodness Rose.
TG: *puts hand on face*
GA: -Laughs- Sorry.
TG: how about we talk about you and rose
TG: hm
GA: Only If You Knew. I Also Understand Why Jake Would Get Red And Dirk Would Laugh to.
GA: Also Hm?
GA: Strider She Is Proud About Us.
GA: Dirk And Jake Knew The Whole Time And Wouldn't Tell Me How Rude. -She mumbles-
GA: -Pokes Dave-
GA: You Alright?
TG: *jumps*
TG: im
TG: great
GA: Are You Sure?
TG: just
TG: kinda
GA: Kinda What?
TG: I'm fine
TG: uh
GA: Yes?
TG: i gotta go