Detective Kankuro
By: XxEijibabyxX
Kankuro peered around the corner with on eye, making sure not to be seen by either of his siblings. Temari disappeared into her room long ago, probably bothering Shikamaru who is not in her closet (O.O). The other one that Kankuro was focusing on was his younger brother Gaara. As the clock struck one o'clock A.M., Kankuro ducked and rolled into the bathroom to his left, hoping that the demented chime would block out the noise. Later he'd have to put a battery in that damn clock. For now, he was concentrating on spying on his younger brother, Gaara. Yesterday, Kankuro decided to start an investigation on him. Why? Kankuro was still trying to figure that out himself. There wasn't anything else to do besides ninja missions except for having tea parties with crow… I guess if you were bored, you'd probably spy on your psycho brother too. Let's just hope he doesn't find out.
It was a good thing that Kankuro was wearing black too because the house was rather dark at this time and you could barely see him without a light. He was about to look around the corner again but froze as he heard footsteps approaching from that direction. Think damn it! …BRAIN BLAST! Kankuro thought. Quickly and quietly he hid behind the shower curtain in the bathtub. The light flicked on and in walked the red headed boy. He closed the door and then stared at the shower for what felt like a painfully long time to Kankuro. Oh great! How did he know!? Kankuro thought. He was trying so hard not to move. Gaara finally turned away and looked into the mirror.
Kankuro moved the curtain over a little so he could see. Gaara pulled out what seemed like a black pencil. What is he doing? Where the hell are those dark rings around his eyes? I'll have to record this. If it is what I THINK it is…I might just have to use it as blackmail. Heh heh heh…I really wish I had my camera! Kankuro thought. He was right though. The dark rings around Gaara's eyes were fading, almost gone. Closing one eye, Gaara began to draw them back. Kankuro wanted to burst out laughing, but held it back because if Gaara found him, there would be no more detective Kankuro. After about five minutes, Gaara returned to his small dark room.
Kankuro waited until everything was quiet again, then he tiptoed out into the open. Luckily, Gaara's door was closed when Kankuro reached the hallway. He leaned against the wall and looked to his left, at the stairs. They were clear. Kankuro began running down them while muttering his favorite theme under his breath. "DUNUNUNUNUN KANKURO!" Without Gaara, Kankuro seemed to be enjoying himself a lot more solving crime. He stopped and looked back up the stairs. There was no sound from either sibling. They probably didn't care or suspect him for anything. So good so far…or maybe not. Suddenly as Kankuro thought he escaped, the upstairs hall light came on. He had to hide again. It could be Gaara coming downstairs for his midnight snack, even though it was past midnight.
Kankuro needed a place to hide and fast. He noticed a dark corner near the front door. Kankuro leaped across the hallway and curled into a ball against the wall. He was relieved to see his older sister tiredly walk into the kitchen instead of Gaara. She hadn't even noticed him. Kankuro pulled out a mini pink composition notebook. What? Don't give me that look! Anyway, Kankuro began writing his findings from the bathroom.
Day two, 1:15 A.M.
Gaara's raccoon eyes aren't what everyone thinks they are. He uses eyeliner to put them on everyday. I knew they weren't natural! Temari is in the kitchen now. And the adventure continues. DUNUNUNUNUNUN KANKURO!
Kankuro put the book into his shirt along with the pencil that he was writing with too. Where'd he get them both? Makes you wonder holyman. Kankuro quietly slipped into the kitchen. Temari was browsing the small variety of items in the fridge. All of the good stuff was in the freezer, but that was Gaara's. No one was aloud to touch Gaara's food, especially not the cookies. Instead of turning on the light, Kankuro crept up behind her and poked her on both sides of her waist. Temari jumped, throwing a box of strawberry pocky across the room.
"Kankuro you whore!" Temari said, pushing her amused younger brother into the counter. Suddenly there were rapid footsteps coming from the stairs. "Oh great. Look what you did!" Gaara silently appeared in the door way. First he picked up the box of pocky, and then he locked his gaze on both siblings. Temari forced a smile and tried to say something, but he silenced her.
"What the hell are you two doing?" Gaara asked. On second thought, he put the pocky in his pocket. Temari pushed Kankuro forward, grabbed something to eat, then returned to her room upstairs. Gaara blocked the doorway so Kankuro couldn't leave. "Explain cat man." Gaara said.
"Well I came downstairs to get something to eat…and as I was reaching into the cabinet for the cookies, I saw Temari about to open your box of pocky so I confronted her." Kankuro lied. Gaara gave him a scornful look.
"The cookies are mine too. I won't kill you, but tomorrow after the mission, you're my bitch." Gaara replied. As he began to walk away, Kankuro tried to think of a comeback. Obviously you can't after five seconds. No one takes that long for a comeback. I mean two seconds max, but after that the conversation is kind of over. Well, at least Gaara hadn't discovered Kankuro's plan. He still had a lot more to investigate.
To be continued??