Teresa was sitting at home in front of her TV, old romance movies were playing as a valentines special…she hated valentines day. All of the lovey-dovey stuff made her want to laugh and scream in anger at the same time, it all seemed so…dumb. She knew this was just her opinion, and many people felt different about this so-called holiday, but she couldn't help how she felt.

All of the sudden her phone, which had previously been sitting on the table next to her glass of tequila, vibrated off the table, landing on the floor with a dull 'thud'.

Quickly picking it up Teresa flipped it open, revealing the text she had received from Jane.

"Hey, Lisbon…whatcha up too" she said, reading the single line out loud to herself before smiling, it was just like Jane to bother her on a holiday…even if a dumb one.

She hesitantly pressed the reply button, trying to decide what she should tell him, the buzzing half drunk part of her wanted to tell him exactly what she was up too, but the logical sober part knew that would be a bad idea. She quickly typed in a small message, something that she dazedly didn't think would give anything away : Hi Jane! I m watching TV, cum n join me?

Okay, so maybe she knew he would know that she wasn't exactly herself, but so what if she wanted a visitor to cheer her up! She grinned as she clicked the button to send the text, knowing Jane would be here soon. It took a second for her mind to register what she had just done, it took less than another second for her to start to panic.

"You're a dumb ass Teresa Lisbon, you need to get a hold of yourself!" she berated herself, grabbing the tequila and quickly hiding it in the bottom compartment of her fridge, after she went up to her room and brushed her teeth before splashing some water on her face to sober herself up. Then she randomly started giggling, it's not like Jane wouldn't notice that she was drunk, he was a mentalist!

All of the sudden her phone rang, a loud chirping sound she could here even though her phone was down stairs on the couch where she had dropped it while going to hide her alcohol. She quickly ran down the stairs and grabbed her phone, snapping it open she put it up to her ear.

"Miss Lis-bon" she said, stopping for a spit second to take a deep breath, the voice on the other end of the line chuckled, the voice was Jane's.

"You okay Lisbon?" he asked, a smile in his voice as he talked to her, causing her to frown.

"Why wouldn't I be?" she asked him, still frowning.

"Because your drinking, and you only do that when your upset or else having fun, and seeing as you asked me to come visit, tells me you must not be having fun" he told her cheekily.

"Maybe I want to have fun and that's why your visiting?" she questioned, and then she realized that her sentence had sounded wrong and burst into giggles.

"Hmm, how much have you had to drink Lisbon?" Jane asked, a little worry in his voice.

"I gotta go Jane, I have to pee, and I don't wanna do that when I'm talking to you that would be awk-a-ward" she said truthfully, emphasized each syllable in the last word.

"Hmm, alot hey? I'll be there in about 5 minutes" Jane told her right before she hung up and set her phone back down on the couch.

"Company is coming" she murmured in a sing song voice, she decided she really had way too much to drink…a whole bottle and a half of tequila to herself was wayyy to much.

And now she had Jane coming over when she was drunk, not a good combo.

All of the sudden her radio turned and blared across the room, causing her to scream and almost jump out of her skin, she quickly ran over and turned it off, wondering why it had turned on like that. She decided her house was haunted, at least she had a psychic coming over to tell the ghosties to leave she told herself with another soft giggle. She then quickly ran up to use the bathroom, Jane would be here within a few minutes, and she really didn't want to leave him down here to go to the bathroom.

By the time she got up to her bathroom she had forgotten Jane was even coming and decided to have a short shower…it's funny how the drunken mind forgets things and makes the most interesting situations.


A/N - Very OOC, but I am bored…over tired and hyper. And plus, remember she is drunk (which is also OOC!) ---It's the first piece of a two piece story…maybe three piece…maybe more…like I said, I'm still half asleep here writing this, so sorry for any mistakes and if it sucks.