Disclaimer:
I donnot own the song "Eyes on Me", so don't sue me, aiight? Okay,
well, anyways, this is supposed to be a spoof of the FF8 song "Eyes on
Me", I made up the words, coming up with a little bit of the actual,
"beautiful" song which we all know of. Now sit back, realax, and have a
fun time....mwahahah!
NOTE:
Oh, and also read the last part, for those of you who are too clueless
to find the humor of this song. For those who do understand it,
congrates, you have a sense of humor!
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|DRINKS ON Me|
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T H E D R I N K S O N M E
Whenever I drank alone,
On the table, on my own.
Whenever I sat by myself,
Wishing that I'd be drunk.
I saw you grinning at me,
Was it real or just my fantasy?
You'd always be there in the corner,
Of that tiny little bar.
My last night's here for you,
Same old drinks, but just one more.
Would it ever end?
Maybe yes, maybe no....
I kind of wanted to leave,
So I added, some sleeping pills.
Oh, did you ever know
That you drank your last drink?
*Darling, so there you are,
Passed out on the floor.
Because you drank too much,
So then I thought I'd leave.
But then you woke up,
So I pinched you softly to be sure,
And just to know that
You are no creamer
So let me give you one,
Just one more, last one sip.
Just a cheers for me,
Then you felt your heart beating fast.
And stay there as I whisper,
How I thought the time was fun.
Did you ever know,
That you drank you last drink?
*Darling, so share with me,
My last night here with you.
The last drink your holding back,
Or headache if that's what it is.
How can I let you know,
I'm more than the dress and the bod?
Just reach me out then,
You will know that you're not creaming.
*Darling, so there you are,
Passed out on the floor.
Because you dwank too much,
So then I thought I'd leave.
But then you woke up,
So I pinched you softly to be sure,
And just to know that
You are no creamer*
NOTE:
Okay, clueless people! Read this is you don't get the lyrics.
Okay, so ovbiously the song is about drinking, and what the whole
"creamer" thing is about, is that she wants to know if he drinks coffee
(because some alcoholics think that coffee is, like, "Ewww!"
Anyway, so what happened was that when she was drinking with this guy,
she decided that she wanted to leave, so she added some sleeping pills
in his drink. But right when she was about to leave, he had been too
drunk to even know who the hell she was! So, it all ends with a happy
scene of them both quitting, only that the woman kept getting the urges
to drink again. Get my drift? Well, you better, or yer on yer own,
there, it's bad enough that I suck at exlainin things.
I donnot own the song "Eyes on Me", so don't sue me, aiight? Okay,
well, anyways, this is supposed to be a spoof of the FF8 song "Eyes on
Me", I made up the words, coming up with a little bit of the actual,
"beautiful" song which we all know of. Now sit back, realax, and have a
fun time....mwahahah!
NOTE:
Oh, and also read the last part, for those of you who are too clueless
to find the humor of this song. For those who do understand it,
congrates, you have a sense of humor!
--------------
|DRINKS ON Me|
--------------
T H E D R I N K S O N M E
Whenever I drank alone,
On the table, on my own.
Whenever I sat by myself,
Wishing that I'd be drunk.
I saw you grinning at me,
Was it real or just my fantasy?
You'd always be there in the corner,
Of that tiny little bar.
My last night's here for you,
Same old drinks, but just one more.
Would it ever end?
Maybe yes, maybe no....
I kind of wanted to leave,
So I added, some sleeping pills.
Oh, did you ever know
That you drank your last drink?
*Darling, so there you are,
Passed out on the floor.
Because you drank too much,
So then I thought I'd leave.
But then you woke up,
So I pinched you softly to be sure,
And just to know that
You are no creamer
So let me give you one,
Just one more, last one sip.
Just a cheers for me,
Then you felt your heart beating fast.
And stay there as I whisper,
How I thought the time was fun.
Did you ever know,
That you drank you last drink?
*Darling, so share with me,
My last night here with you.
The last drink your holding back,
Or headache if that's what it is.
How can I let you know,
I'm more than the dress and the bod?
Just reach me out then,
You will know that you're not creaming.
*Darling, so there you are,
Passed out on the floor.
Because you dwank too much,
So then I thought I'd leave.
But then you woke up,
So I pinched you softly to be sure,
And just to know that
You are no creamer*
NOTE:
Okay, clueless people! Read this is you don't get the lyrics.
Okay, so ovbiously the song is about drinking, and what the whole
"creamer" thing is about, is that she wants to know if he drinks coffee
(because some alcoholics think that coffee is, like, "Ewww!"
Anyway, so what happened was that when she was drinking with this guy,
she decided that she wanted to leave, so she added some sleeping pills
in his drink. But right when she was about to leave, he had been too
drunk to even know who the hell she was! So, it all ends with a happy
scene of them both quitting, only that the woman kept getting the urges
to drink again. Get my drift? Well, you better, or yer on yer own,
there, it's bad enough that I suck at exlainin things.