Hi!

For all who don't already know, I'm Kylee and I'll be your author this evening.

So, I was pretty far along here, in the first chapter, when I suddenly lost all my progress. My only response was, "FUUUUUCK. Better fucking restart."

Anyways. WilliamxGrell.

Warnings: Homosexuality, anal, AU, OOC (probably), Fluff, Crossdressing.

Summary: Grell works in a cafe as a waiter (Waitress), William is an elite business man who stopped by a nameless cafe and falls in love with the redheaded... Girl. A simple mistake becomes the start of a difficult romance.

Enjoy.

K-Y-L-EH-E

I hummed happily as I swept around the nicely sized cafe, forcing the early morning cafe-goers to smile. I smiled at everyone, and they smiled back, despite being tired and cranky in the early hours of the day. I was always cheery, no matter what ridiculous time I was asked to work.

"You know, Sutcliffe, the only reason we have regulars is because of you," a smooth voice said behind me.

"Mr. Michaelis!" I turned on my heel to see my boss, Sebastian Michaelis. He was in his early thirties, but you would never be able to tell just by looking at him. He stood tall and proud. He was charming in the most casual way, and devilishly handsome. "What are you doing here?"

He chuckled. "I do own this place. Am I not allowed to stop by from time to time to check on my favourite employees?" He would constantly tease and flirt, but he was a married man, spoken for by a beautiful blonde by the name of Elizabeth. She was nearly ten years his junior, but the love you could feel between the two was almost sickening. Almost.

"Oh, no! I love that you stop by just to see me," I teased, grinning playfully. "How's the beautiful woman who ripped my man away?"

"Lizzie is just fine. Oh! She told me to give this to you as a late birthday present. She seemed upset that she couldn't give it to you in person." He pulled out a box from one of his pockets. It was small and covered in black velvet.

I snorted, trying to hold back my laughter. "What? Is she trying to propose to me? I'll have her know, my heart belongs to a dark haired man with the strangest red eyes."

Said man rolled his eyes, shoving the box into my hands. "Just open it and be grateful."

I took it gently, opening the small box, eyes widening slightly.

"Oh my God... She didn't... I mean..." I huffed, chest tightening as he stared at the little ring in the box. It had a golden band, laced with silver vines all around. A ruby, cut to look like a rose, sat in the center and surrounded by diamond leaves.

I had first seen it when I was with Sebastian, helping him pick out a ring for Lizzie. "Sebastian, look," I had said, "Is it not just the most beautiful thing you've ever seen?!" He had smiled, staring at it, as if a light bulb had gone off.

My mind snapped back to the present when I realized I was crying. "You... You told her about it, and she got it for me. It was so much money! I can't accept this! Please return it to the jeweler!"

I froze when Sebastian glared lightly. "You will accept this gift, Grell Sutcliffe. You've no one to spoil you, so at least let Lizzie spoil you a little bit. You two are best friends after all. Now put it on, wear it proudly, and get your pretty little ass back to work."

I smiled, wiping the tears away and slipping the ring onto my finger. Shit. She'd even had it sized. "Right. Right. Okay, time to come back to reality. Leave, I have work to do and you're distracting as Hell. Also, tell Lizzie that in return for the amazing gift, I'll be a stripper for her birthday."

"Like hell you will," Sebastian yelled as I strolled away, getting back into the routine of things. Apparently we had taken a lot longer than I had thought, because several people were upset about not having their orders taken or delivered yet. I apologized to several people for the inconvenience.

Then the door opened, the bell ringed, and my worst nightmare walked through the door. "Grell! Where are you, honey!?" A redheaded woman strolled in. She wore a red dress suit, red shoes, red lipstick... Everything about the woman was red. She had an unhealthy obsession over me because of my hair. I'd have chopped it off myself if I didn't love it so much.

She caught sight of me and grinned. "There you are! Come give me some sugar, beautiful!"

I backed away hurriedly, heading toward the door that read "Staff Only". "M-Madame Red! How nice to see you! Ufortuately, I am very busy right now! I need to go get something!"

"Oh pish posh. You have time to let me pet that pretty red hair of yours!" She kept advancing, but I finally got through the door to the kitchen.

"Claude! I need you to go scare Madame Red away! She wants to pet me!"

K-Y-L-EH-E

First chapter done! Please review and be honest! Usually I would make the soon to be lovers meet in the first chapter, but I need to not get bored with this. Sorry.

Kylee