Disclaimer: I claim no ownership over 'Bleach' nor am I profiting from this.
Pairing(s): Ayasegawa Yumichika/Madarame Ikkaku.
Warning(s): none.
Word Count: 100.
A dialogue-only piece.
"What a disgusting sight. I see our lieutenant has committed another massacre. What does our captain have to say?"
"Our captain says she must develop her skills somehow, right? But he doesnt clean up the daily remains."
"Is it so much to ask she wear gloves or a bib? Could she place a blanket over the table?"
"Have you forgotten which division this is? Please just see that I am buried in my finest clothes. Everyone should remember me for my fighting skills, and being the prettiest squad member."
"Cleaning up the lieutenant's breakfast won't cause death."
"Like I said…"