Disclaimer:
None of the Gundam Wing characters in this spectacle belong to me. I do not make any profit with them, or
anything in that direction. Also the
musical "Oliver Twist" or it's
copyrights don't belong to me. That certain song is also not my property.
Please
excuse the 'Ä'. It's an expression used
in German. I found it somehow appropiate for the story (pronounciation: pull up
the corners of your mouth, put the tip of your tongue onto the inner side of
your bottom front teeth, don't forget to pull your jaw down. And the exclaim a
noise similar to the noise a elk makes in his rutting season. Finished.)
(You
say it when you're puzzled)
"You are my sunshine!"
by Inari
The
Characters in this hilarious spectacle:
Wufei
from Gundam Wing
Quatre,
also from Gundam Wing
Duo,
as well from Gundam Wing
And
jet another Gundam Wing pilot, Heero
3
Fan-Girls
a
prompter
me,
my wonderful self as Author
Let
the curtains be pulled aside! (yes, it's going to start now!;
don't forget the tissues!)
You can see a stage, a typical stage
for a play named: 'You are my sunshine...!'
3 girls are now hopping onto the stage. They are dressed in a
wicked pink.
3
girls: "You are my sunshine!
My only sunshine!
You make me haaaapyyyyy!
When skies are greeyyyyy!!!"
The girls hop away again, doing the
can-can.
A
boy with a long braid comes onto the stage.
Duo
(now dressed up as Redcliff, the main male actor) : Oh Josephina! Where is my
Josephina??!! I seeked the hole kingdom, but why can't I find my dearest
Josephina?
The 3 girls have come onto the stage
again, spread on ether side of the stage, now dressed in red,
singing to the melody "Who will buy"
from "Oliver Twist" (the song is slow, in case you have never seen that
absolutely wonderful, marvellous *sarcasm* musical, and have not learned all the songs
off by heart)
3
girls: "Why can't he find his
dearest Josephina?
The dearest Josephiiina?
Any miihhiilk ..ähh...
Maybe his feeheling
For orientation
Haas been swept awahyhayhay
Duo:
HEY!!!
Prompter:
Shut up Duo!!!
Duo:
You have allayed yourselves against me!!!
3
girls: " Heee is so stuupid,
Sohooo stuupid!!!
Before Duo could go an wring the necks of
those 3 little girls (because that was not their original text); and the prompters,
Heero came onto the stage, actually he was standing on a wobbly construction
which resembled a balcony, or so...
Duo:
Josephina! My dearest Josephina! Where shall my eyes have to seek to find my
dearest Josephina!!!
Heero (aka "Lady Josephina –you-know,-the-one-with-the-big-dick"
I don't want to be misunderstood, she was rather fat or 'dick' as you would say
in Germany, but with Heero playing her, maybe the misunderstanding is none...)
: My only love in years has come back to fetch me!
Redcliff
(Duo): Josephina? Oh where...
Josephina
(Heero): Here I am, Redcliff, as I can do no other, so help me Redcliff!
Redcliff
(Duo): What do my eyes see? The sun! But, let me think! I think it's JOSEPHINA!
The 3 little girls come onto the stage,
dressed up as maids, singing to a melody that might sound like the Chorus of
'Who will buy' from 'Oliver Twist'
The
3 little girls: "He has found his wonderful Josy!
Such
a wonderful face he never has seen!
He
will tie her up with a ribbon,
And
put her onto his horse!
Then
he will put her in a cupboard,
So
that he can always watch her,
Whenever
things are boring (Author: He hasn't got a TV; perhaps Heero is just as amusing to watch, in case you like watching people tipping on Laptops. Some people do like peculiar things, e.g.,
little kids also like playing in mud, so most probably that's
not quite so weird).
Redcliff
(Duo): Come down, Josy!
Josephina
(Heero): I can't my dearest! The way down is too far! I will brake my neck!
Redcliff
(Dou): So I will throw my braid up to you! (Author: Something's going wrong
now.)
Redcliff (Duo) throws his braid up to Josephine (Heero). Just as Josephine wants to jump down (the
balcony was starting to brake apart, so she...he had to anyway) Wufei comes
onto the stage, dressed up as a fat man, who is Josephine's father.
Mr
Cow (Wufei): What do my piggy-eyes see?! A young man trying to take my
Josephine away?! INJUSTICE!!!
Redcliff
(Duo): *grins* So then! I will fight
for your daughters hand!
Prompter:
*cough, cough*
Mr
Cow: You just want her hand?
Redcliff:
I want to be sure to get the rest as
well!
Prompter:
That's not the text!
Mr
Cow: Then leave me the Hand!
Redcliff:
I do not want to have to assemble her myself! All or nothing!
Mr
Cow: OK! Are you a man or a mouse?!
Redcliff:
I'm a pilot! But I'm able to fight as well!
Prompter:
Please! TEXT!!!
Redcliff:
You seem to be a bit fat around the waistline! Are you sure you can fight?
Mr
Cow: ONNA!!!
Redcliff:
No I'm not! See my sword! (Author: ...!!!!! I do not write things like that!!!)
Josephina:
My lover and my father?! Both in a fight?
Redcliff:
Don't be afraid my dear! I'll be the winner. Because I'm....
3
little girls: "He is the looser, my
friend!!!
And
he'll keep on loosing
Until
the end!!!!
Duo:
HEY!!!
3
little girls: And then
he'll
be pierced through
by
a sword
because
he is the looser!!!
He
is the looser!"
Heero:
I'm not afraid! I want to fight too!!!
Prompter:
Please! Pretty Please! The real text!
Heero:
And what...?!
Heero has just noticed that he is wearing
a very pretty yellow-orange dress (somebody, we don't want to say who, but we
know it was you, Duo!) put something in Heero's glass of Sake. Apparently Heero
seems to be quite irritable (who wouldn't be?). He has jumped down from the
balcony, and is now standing with Duo and Wufei on the stage.
This really looks amusing! *giggle*
Heero: Now who
did this to me?!
Duo: Sorry my
dear, but I wanted to see you in a dress!
Heero: Couldn't
we have done this at home?!
Duo: It
wouldn't have been so amusing!
Heero: Why, you
little baka!!!
Heero pulls Duo at his braid to the side
of the stage where the curtains get pulled open and closed, and binds him onto
the string that's there for the opening and closing of them.
Duo:
Heeerooo!!!!
The 3 little
girls: Now Heero is
ours!!!
Heero: HM?!
The 3 little
girls: Let's get him girls!!!
Heero: NO!
Definitely NOT!!!
The 3 little
girls: Heeeeroooo!!!!!
Duo: Leave him
in peace! He's mine!!! Only mine, mine, mine!!!
Heero:
God...SHINIGAMI!!!! HELP!!!!!
Duo: See, see!
Who's come to beg for help, now! It's the perfect soldier!
Author: Don't
forget the perfect body, please!
Since Duo's loves Heero (yes, and very
much too, as the case may be), he safes Heero, through letting a very big blade
of a guillotine drop from the top of the theatre down onto the 3 little girls. (Don't ask how he was able to do this. But for Nosypots: Itchy and
Scratchy dropped past (they fell out of a aeroplane into the theatre) and
helped Duo, as they are great fans if Shinigami)
The 3 little
girls: Ahrgh.
Somewhere on the world
three little candles have gone out now. What a pitty.
But, what do my eyes see?! Out of the
huge puddle of blood, that has coloured the bottom part of Heero's pretty dress
red (Heero thought he might have been to long in girls clothes now, and wanted
to blast himself up, then saw it was blood of the 3 little girls, and was
rather happy, but thought about blasting himself up anyway, but thought, nah,
not know), one big ugly girl is raising, like a phoenix (I expect Phoenix was
pretty, but this girl is rather ugly) out of ash.
The 1 big ugly
girl: HEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Heero: IECK! (Author:
Yep, that was a girlie type of scream.)
Duo: Heero!
Help me! Quickly! Don't leave me tied up!
Duo's frantic gestures have lead to
that the curtains had closed).
Some people
behind the curtains: "Ahhh! She's got
my leg!" "My braid! My braid!" "Watch out!" "There's slime everywhere!"
"Shinigami!!!!"
Somebody new has just entered the Theatre
Quatre: What's going on here?! Supper is finished
long time ago already!!!
Duo, Heero and Wufei come running towards
Quatre.
Duo: Open the
door!!! Open the door!!! Quick!!! RUN!!!
Quatre: What's
the matter my dears? Have you forgotten your text? Is the prompter trying to
kill you now?
Oh yes, where is the prompter? I'll have to
tell you. The 1 ugly girls needed
a snack.
We're so sorry.
Another candle out.
The Gundam Pilots run towards the place where their Gundams are, dragging
Quatre behind them, who still wants to
know why they weren't punctual for supper.
Heero:
Where's Trowa, Quatre?
Duo:
Why do you want to know?
Heero:
So, Quatre?
Quatre:
He had been on a mission, but he should be home by now long time ago! Punctual
for supper!
Heero:
Hn.
Wufei:
Let's get into the Gundams and finish that damn onna off!
That Damn Onna, aka, The 1 Ugly Girl, has
reached Godzilla size, and is busy doing Godzilla-like things, while screeching for Heero. The pilots are about to get into their Gundams, but then...
Duo:
Heero?
Heero:
Hn?
Duo:
You know, this could be our last mission although everyone could be, but you
know, but I would really miss you when you would die, and then...
Heero:
Duo?
Duo:
Yes, Heero?
Heero:
Shut up.
Duo:
Heero...? *sniff*
Heero goes to the braided pilot, until there are only a
few millimetres between them, looks into his eyes puts his arms around him, and gives him one long kiss (with
tongue, in case you're wondering), before going back to his Gundam and saying: "Duo, you really are my sunshine.", leaving Duo perplex by his Gundam Deathscythe.
BIG BANG BANG;
GODZI...äh, THE 1 UGLY GIRL IS DEAD!!!
THE
END
OH, I FORGOT; THERE WHERE BED
SCENES
AFTER THE 1 BIG UGLY GIRL WAS
DEAFETED; YES, LOT'S OF BED SCENES; THE
BEST ONES WITH HEERO
AND DUO.
*reusper*
