The clouds broke apart. The sun shone on the Naruto and Sasuke. Off in the distance the last of the rain hit the bodies of Pein, the now fallen leader of Akatsuki, and also of the only other remaining member of the Uchiha clan, the dreaded Madara Uchiha.

Naruto collapsed on the ground and looked up at the avenger. Sasuke sat on the ground as the waited for Sakura and Sai.

"So Sasuke-teme, what are you going to do now?" Naruto sat up and looked at the approaching figures. Sakura held a now captive Konan above her head. She came over and dropped her by the other two bodies. At the moment she came close to Sasuke, the wind blew in and Sai appeared with Tsunade and Kakashi.

"Sasuke-teme, what's next?" Sasuke stared as Kakashi sent the bodies of Pein and Madara's to another dimension with his sharigan. Tsunade checked Naruto and Sasuke for injuries.

"Sasuke-teme?" Everyone looked over at Sasuke. Sasuke looked up and saw Itachi's soul. He nodded and began to fade, but as this happened a smile grew on his older brother's soul.

Now the remaining Uchiha copied this smile as the light shone on all their faces.

"Home… let's go home."

Sasuke's POV

"Cut! That's a rap!" I looked up and saw the landscape collapse. 'What no.. is this genjustu?'

"Finally!" Naruto took off his forehead protector and ran toward a small buffet table. 'What the…' "Ow, somebody give me a Band-Aid." A bush shakes as Pein shifts and stands up. "Dude, Sasuke you don't pull your punches do you." "No he doesn't. He gets so into character that he beats you and the crap, piss and everything else that's in you." Madara replied while cracking his back from behind a boulder.

"Ramen… give me… GOOSE!" Both glance at Konan who fell back to sleep. I got back into my offensive stance when Sakura came over. "Sasuke-kun the showers are open." '…um okay this is a little more direct and out there then usual."

"Yeah, nothing like a good bath. You know a bath to-"

Poof. I started running only thinking; 'Get me out of here! Oh mother of Kami get me out of here!'

What? Yeah, I, Sasuke Uchiha, was running away from a girl with pink hair. But come on. Not that I hadn't thought about… it's just who just asks that out loud. Maybe if we were in a club or a back alley…

I turn around a corner and crash into someone. " Sorry about tha-"

"Foolish little brother." 'Itachi! But I killed you!' The new development catches me off guard so I do the one thing that never fails the perfect plan 'Plan Z'. I spring up and dash past him giving a single fleeting glance.

When all else fails, run like hell.

No P.V.

"……." Itachi stared the vanishing form of his little brother. "Foolish little brother," he repeated and then smiled, "They have free pizza in the lobby." Then he continued on to spread the good tidings.

Of course, Sasuke did not hear this and kept running off. He saw nothing but endless walls and doors. Sasuke sees an open door and approaches it. A girl was brushing her hair and humming. 'Maybe she knows where I am.'

"Excuse me but," the girl turned around, "do you- Mommy!" Yes Mikoto Uchiha was in front of him, and appeared to be slightly confused as to why her son was currently in her presence. Sasuke was frozen in shock.

"Sasuke-kun, close your mouth or flies will fly in." Sasuke's right hand shot up and made contact with his chin. Having been surprised by this encounter, he did not notice when his jaw dropped. He pushed his jaw up and ran out the door and into the hallway. His mother blinks and continues to brush her hair.

'Oh no… did he forget something? Probably forgot to change his underwear.' Mikoto sighs and then at that moment another visitor appeared.

Back to Sasuke, we find him in closet in the fetal position and sucking his thumb. 'OH NO! My habit is coming back!' Sasuke began to pry his thumb from his mouth. He peeks out of the closet and his eye catches another door across the hall. 'Sasuke Uchiha… okay it has my name. Calm down and focus; that room may have some information that pertains to the current situation.'

Sasuke slips into the room. Dust particles fly up and scatter throughout the room, but he places a hand over his face to prevent sneezing and continues to scan the room. His eyes settle on a poster that depicts a TV show.

'Naruto! The real life show! The sixteenth and final season! It all ends here, but the question remains… will Sasuke return to Konoha or eliminate it alongside Madara!'

"What the…," a letter comes into focus out of the corner his eye. He picks it up and notices the addressee is his father.

Dear Fugaku,

Hi-ayahs man! How's the wife and Itachi-bozu? Nice, okay I'll get straight to the point. You remember that old manga Naruto from back in the day (two years ago it ended)? Well this director I know is making it into a real life show and since my name is Minato and because I married a women named Kushina who is a redhead (p.s. she still has it going on like last night… trembling) they asked me to be the Fourth Hokage! Then they asked me if I knew anybody else who could be in and I gave them your name! Just call this number YEA-HNA-RUTO! Dude the number looks like yeah Naruto! Anyways hurry up and call.

Later man,

Minato Namikaze

P.s. Since we are doing the show we decided to name our future twins something Naruto related. The boy will be Naruto; the girl we are not to sure of yet.

'…….' Silence shines through the room until Sasuke looks around one last time for any more handy information. He picks up a map of the building and glances over a picture of him as a baby with a tomato.

"At least this world has tomatoes. Good enough for me."