Arguing With Myself

I thought he loved me! At least that's what he said. I guess he didn't.

Of course he did! Courtney you know Duncan loved you!

He didn't act like it! He voted me off! After I had just given him a second chance. So I'm pretty sure he doesn't love me.

Courtney, stop being stupid and stop arguing with yourself. Duncan was mad at you okay, but he loved you. That didn't change did it? You still love him, you know that…right?

Lo-lo-LOVE him? How could I love him? He broke my heart! And why am I arguing with myself?! Ugh. I must be crazy.

Crazy in love.

Shut up! I don't love Duncan! I hate him! He's a jerk who didn't even deserve my love! Ugh! I can't stand him…or you!

You can't hate me…or him! I am you and I love Duncan, so you love Duncan. Get over it.

I hate you. Ugh. You are such a smarty-pants.

That's because I'm you.

I don't act like this! I'm way nicer than you! You are just plain mean! Jeez. Are inner voices supposed to be this mean???

I'm you and newsflash: you are kind of like this. And yes. Inner voices can be mean! But I'm nice. Not mean!

*silence*

Hello??? Are you there? Courtney! Reply to me!

*silence*

Fine then. Just go on loving Duncan.

For the last time…I don't love Duncan! I hate his guts. His green mohawk…his teal eyes…his strong, muscular arms…

Ha! You do love Duncan!

*silence* I hate you so much right now.

Whatever. I don't care. Because I am you and you can't hate yourself! Duh!

Inner voices suck!

No we don't! We are awesome! We know all the right things to do.

Oh yeah? Then why didn't you tell me that dating Duncan was a mistake?!

Because it wasn't.

*sigh*Inner Voice Courtney, I will say this for the last time. I. Do. Not. Love. Duncan.

Yes you do.

*phone rings*

*Duncan: Hello? Courtney are you there?*

Ahhhh! Inner Voice Courtney, its Duncan! What should I do???

Say "Hello" Smartness.

Oh…right. Well we shall end this conversation later. Right now I have a "phone date" with my ex-boyfriend.

Okay. Go have a nice, calm chat with your lover.

Not funny! Ugh. I'm just going to ignore you and talk to Duncan.