Summary: Being in a J-Pop band, things start to become expected of you, especially if you're in the band Sano-Ichi. There are a few rules that come with being in this band; One, play the best fuck music in the world, two; be sexy and last but certainly not least, have sex with your band-mate in every place imaginable.
Warning: Cursing and Yaoi! There will be lemon in here and a lot of it! Yaoi is boy on boy action and if you don't like it, LEAVE.
Pairings: SasuNaru, NejiGaaNeji and ?Haku. Who will be paired with Haku, I wonder?
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.
Rock with all the Colors of the Stage
Prologue: Opening Night
Chaos. Chaos was the only word to describe the moment. Multi-colored lights careened to and fro across the stage while a deafening thunder stormed from the audience. Fights, mosh pits, and spontaneous sex. It was the making of perhaps one of the greatest followings in the world.
People in the back played music from the night's band and danced erotically. Some stripped to the music, putting on a show for those who were watching. They grinded into strangers and started a sweaty and horny train.
Those in the front clawed their way up to the stage just to dive-bomb back into the crowd. They hardly worried about the loss of clothing or the mild groping of being carried through the audience.
And then the lights went dead, the movement went dead, the sound… tripled.
In the darkness of the back part of the stage, a bright sign flared to life, doubling the already tripled screaming.
'Sano-Ichi'
'The One'
Bright, white lights focused on center stage. It dropped down on the figures of five men. The crowd went insane.
One with shaggy, bright, blonde hair and striking blue eyes rimmed with black eyeliner flew a tanned arm out and waved happily at the crowd. His hip-hugging black pants wrapped tightly around him and his orange hoodie with the sleeves ripped off had the word 'one' on it in black lettering. A sleek black guitar was strapped to his back. He skipped over to his designated spot and his orange converse squeaked with each step. Naruto Uzumaki, the electric guitarist.
Another with short, vibrant, red hair and sparkling emerald eyes also made his presence known as he walked back to the opposite side of the stage in comparison to Naruto. He flipped his hair from his eyes, revealing a red tattoo of the symbol for love. His long-sleeved, black fishnet top hung loosely from his frame. He had bright, red pants on with randomly placed, black, number 'ones' on them. They were so long on him that you couldn't see his black T.U.K.'s hiding under them. His maroon bass hung from his neck in front of him. Gaara Sabaku, the bassist.
Several pairs of underwear and bras flew up on stage when the next band member walked back to his drum set. He wore tight, black jeans and classy, black shoes. Off of his shoulders fell a white tuxedo jacket that was left open in the front revealing a large expanse of pale, smooth skin. Trailing down to his calves, the tails of the jacket floated gently as he walked. The crowd behind him could see the word, 'one' written in sharpie on the back of the tux. His hip-length, brown hair was up in a pony-tail and his white eyes scanned his set adoringly before his made to sit down. He flipped out the tails of his jacket a sat in his seat. Neji Hyuuga, the drummer.
Cat calls of, 'damn, she's hot,' followed the next movement. She wore a light, pink, mid-thigh length skirt with several black, studded belts wrapped around her like snakes. Down her legs extended a pair of black, fishnet stockings leading to black flats with pink number ones all over them. The black, long-sleeved blouse with pink pinstripes she wore was loose and if she was a woman, she was a flat-chested one. Her mid-back length brown hair was let loose and her green eyes let up as she spotted her instrument. She strode up to the keyboard and ran her fingers down the keys. "I'm a boy, damn-it!" He stomped his foot to the stage angrily. She was a he and don't forget it. He was Haku, the pianist.
Finally, the last of the members stepped out of the light only to have it follow him to the microphone. "How the fuck are you all doing?!" He shouted. His black eyes darted through the audience, getting slightly turned on by seeing what some of them were doing. The answer he received was a collective screaming that made him smirk deeply. He shook his dark shoulder-length hair back as it tickled his shoulders. "I said, 'How the fuck are you doing?!'" Loose black jeans hung from his hips showing a small sliver of pale skin between the hem of his shirt; The only thing holding them up was a black and white studded belt. He scuffed the stage with his black converse. His shirt was a white T-shirt with a no smoking sign on it that said, 'I put out'. Fingerless gloves adorned his hands as he gripped the microphone, each had a white number 'one' sewn on. Sasuke Uchiha, the vocalist.
Signs of all shapes and sizes flew up into the air while women and men alike started foaming at the mouth. They screamed and jumped, hoping to catch the eye of one of them.
'We love you, Gaara!' Was on many of the signs where in place of the 'love' was his tattoo.
'You're my sunshine, Naruto!' It quoted one of their number one songs and represented the guitarist's personality.
'Do it again, Neji!' This one appeared often in the crowd. It was referring to their last concert where, in the middle of Naruto's guitar solo, Neji left his set and went to molest Gaara on stage. Many thought that it was just acting… Oh, how wrong they were.
'Be my girlfriend, Haku!' The man would twitch and have to fight the urge to rip the sign up whenever he saw one.
Sasuke was, by far, the more popular of the band members and had countless signs for him, 'Have my children, Sasuke!' or 'Take it off like June!' The last one reminded him of their show in D.C. where he stripped during their last song, 'It's Me or the Clothes (Who's Coming off First?)'. It was Sasuke's favorite song to date.
"So how's England been while we were away?" He asked, starting up the crowd. It amused him to no end that there were never any yeses or nos, just screaming. And, boy, did he get screaming.
"Well, we're back and as you know, we have some new songs to play for you tonight. For the faint of heart, obvious exits are North, South and Denis(1)," he pointed to the bodyguard in front of the stage. A few laughs came from those who could actually see the bodyguard, the others who couldn't just waited for the music.
Sasuke nodded to the band members and tapped his foot on count.
Naruto smirked and swung his guitar from his to back to his front and slid his favorite guitar pick from under the chords. It had an angry cat on it that said 'Lucky 13' beneath it (2). He strummed the chords through and started a soft and steady beat.
The singer grabbed the microphone and started out in a quiet whisper.
If ever you're crying
And if ever you're lonely
Come and see me
When you're make up's running
Cause'
Shouts and squeals came from the people as they recognized the song.
The band picked up and started a heavy harmony. Sasuke's voice raised in volume.
It's so erotic when your make up runs
There's nothing that I'd rather lick
Than the tears and mascara with my tongue
When your sadness is overflowing
I can feel it in my skin
It's crawling
All your sadness
Your tears from within
But please don't waste your tears
Please, instead, bring that beautiful face to me
And let me drink away your sorrow
Let me wash away your gloom
There's a brighter day tomorrow
After one night in my room
Sasuke removed the microphone from its prison and moved over to the blonde guitarist during the break of the song. He stood behind him and wrapped one arm around his waist and took his other hand to the corner of one eye.
Naruto closed his eyes in bliss, brows furrowing when the finger near his eye was roughly dragged down. This motion effectively smeared the eyeliner down his face.
Everyone went insane, including Naruto, when the singer licked from the bottom of the newly made line to the corner of the blue eye.
He smacked the blonde's ass which earned him a squeak from his 'unsuspecting' victim. Naruto's head fell back on Sasuke's shoulder when he felt the other grind into him from behind.
Sasuke started to sing again. He smirked as he felt himself become aroused. There was always something about dry-humping your band-mate in front of thousands of people.
If ever you're crying
And if ever you're lonely
Come and see me
When you're make up's running
Cause'
It's so erotic when your make up runs
There's nothing that I'd rather lick
Than the tears and mascara with my tongue
Those outside are mocking you
They don't know why you cry
But neither do I
At least I'll take advantage
Of these things you try to hide
Now the passion I see its building
Tears start to stream down your face
You try to wipe your sin away
As I hold your arms in place
'Cause
You see your make up's running
'Cause
You see your make up's running
'Cause
You see your make up's running
'Cause
I love it when you weep
You should see yourself some time
It's the most beautiful thing I've seen
It makes me want to…
Cry…(3)
The crowd broke out in a riot as the song ended. They tried to make their way onstage and dodge the bodyguards pushing them back.
Sasuke chuckled on stage, draping his arms over Naruto's shoulders, "I told you guys that Denis is an exit, not an entrance." Naruto's light laugh made it into the microphone causing many of his fans to swoon. They never heard his voice often and it was a real treat to hear him laugh.
The singer noticed that Naruto still had some remnants of the eyeliner on his cheek and he licked it again, stroking it roughly to get it off. Naruto smirked and pecked Sasuke's cheek as he turned to go back to center stage. "Thanks mom," he joked quietly so the microphone wouldn't pick it up.
"Thank you for being so enthusiastic about being here! Now here is a special song we wrote on the way here, just for you. It's a V-Day song so I hope you enjoy it!"
Everyone cheered and felt so lucky to be able to hear a new song before anyone else.
Haku started on the piano on the right side with the high keys.
I'm roaming down the streets
With nothing to lose
I hate lying in wait
I hate being abused
I'm tired of dodging
Other people's words
Can't block out the noises
Or remove the things I have heard
So I'm walking along
Without a care in the town
You'll catch me smiling
Even if it's just for now
The band members all laughed on the inside. This was pretty much a retelling of all of their Valentine's Day experiences in a song. They were mugged by fans, sexually assaulted and down a few pairs of pants and boxers, and verbally raped by some crude people telling them 'what they wanted to do to them'. For the rest of the day, they had to wait until the proverbial 'coast was clear' before going anywhere.
I see all the colors
Red, pink, and white
Thought I was O.K.
Thought I could make it through tonight
But as you can see
It's Valentine's Day
No room for loving
When you're running away
Cause it's Valentine's
And I was doing just fine
Dodging all the couples
Getting nowhere on time
Delighted by the though
Of having nothing on my mind
When I was looking for someone
Only one was looking for me
My luck started to change
When I found out who it could be
It was you!
It was you! (4)
"Be mine!" He yelled to the crowd. Sasuke knew that he couldn't get away with tanking on their fans so he had to turn it around a bit to make up for it.
The night went on like that. Great songs, great responses, great on-stage dry sex between band members… Ahem…
Concert night was over finally and they had the rest of the week to do whatever they wanted until they played their grand finale and then went home to Japan on Saturday.
All five of them smirked, 'Oh the fun to be had in jolly ole' England!'
TBC…
(1) If you tell me where that's from I'll give you a virtual cookie and dedicate the next chapter to you!
(2) I have that guitar pick.
(3) I wrote that song… no touchy (growl)
(4) Also mine, no touchy
Nomi: And thus, I show you what can be accomplished when you're snowed in by 2 feet of the white stuff. Hope you like it! Review please cause it makes the lemon come faster! PUN INTENDED! (rawr)