Dear readers, welcome backstage! This is just an extreme rant. Read, if you really have the time to waste.
Kirby: MOO! MOOMOOMOOMOOMOOMOO.
What the-
Kirby: MOO! (Runs around with fingers over head)
Okay...
Popo: (Twitches) I like... branches. (Twitches)
Fox: We're writing the next story in five minutes, where's Roy?
Falco: In the furnace.
Fox: K, what?
The furnace. Are you deaf?
Fox: ROY, GET OUT OF THE FURNACE!
Roy: (From afar, echos) Make me! (Raspberry)
Kirby: MOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Headbutts Fox)
Falco: Kirby just headbutted Fox!
Fox: Ack!
What are you guys doing... I can't even write-
Kirby: MOO!
Fox: I don't know.
Falco: Shouldn't you know? You're the one writing it.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
Fox: Gotcha.
Popo: (Sits on floor, shakes)
Marth: (Walks by, snapping fingers) Yeah, yeah man, this is my tune.
There's no music... I didn't even imply that there was...
Marth: I know... but can't you hear it in the wind, dude?
Fox: We're inside.
Marth: I can feel it in my brain...
You don't have one.
Kirby: MOO!
Fox: ROY!
(Thump)
Fox: What was that?
Kirby: Moo!
Fox: No Kirby it wasn't a cow. What was it?
YOUR MOTHERRRR.
Falco: OHH BURN! Wait... what?
Marth: Dude, you're harshing on my mellow...
Falco: Give it up already.
Popo: (Holds knees, rocks back and fourth)
Roy, get out.
Roy: (Echos) NoOoooooOoOOOOOoo!
God damn it... Oh, there's Zelda.
Zelda: Hi guys.
Fox: What happend to you?
Zelda: (Tries to cover arms) What do you mean?
Fox: There's scratches all over you!
Zelda: Oh those-
Falco: Did the cat scratch you up?
Zelda: No.
Falco: Do you even have a cat?
Zelda: No, I... ran through a rosebush.
Falco: Ah, do you have a rosebush?
Zelda: (Sighs)
Roy, I seriously need you out of there.
Roy: (Echos) Bite meeee!
DING DONG.
Popo: (Panics) S-somebody rang the doorbell, ruuun! (Runs around in circles, waving arms furiously)
Yes they did.
Popo: But t-that means... THERE'S SOMEBODY AT THE DOOR! (Runs away screaming)
Um...
Falco: Somebody get that.
Link: I'll get it. (Opens door) Hel-
Kirby: MOO! (Headbutts Link, runs inside)
Link: Ow... What the hell, Kirby how did you get outside?
Kirby: Moo!
Makes enough sense for me.
Fox: (Knocks on boiler room door) Roy, are you ever coming out of the furnace?
Roy: (Echos) Neverrrrr!
Fox: What will you eat?
Roy: Air!
Fox: Alright bye.
Peach: FOX! FOX FOX FOX FOX FOX FOX FOX!
Fox: ...Yes?
Peach: Where's Carlie?
Hold your horses I'm making a pizza pop.
Peach: Okay.
Fox: Go tell Falco that we're about to write the next story.
Peach: Okay I'll go, be right back.
Kirby: (Runs by, headbutts Fox) MOO!
Fox: Kirby! Where's Roy?
Kirby: Moo! (Points at a door)
Fox: He's still in there?
Kirby: Moo moo.
Fox: Well, that's unfortunate.
Peach: Falcoooo, where are you?
Falco: (Taps shoulder) Behind you.
Peach: Oh! Falco, Fox told me to tell you that we're-
(Luigi starts vacuuming)
Falco: Umm, okay? (Walks off)
Peach: Job well done... Good job, Peach... (Fluffs dress) I should get some icecream to reward myself (Runs off)
Kirby: (Runs down the hall) MOOOOOOOOO!
Falco: (Whistles, walks down hall)
Nana: Falco! Just wondering, where's Carlie?
Falco: (Stops whistling) Umm, Peach told me that she was like, combing a fish. Or something.
Nana: ...Sure. (Walks slowly down hall)
Popo: (Epic twitch) Nana! (Twitch twitch) CARLIE HAS MY MEDICATION. (Twitch)
Nana: Falco said she had to finish combing her hair, I think.
Popo: Okay (Twitch, walks down hall)
Nana: Tell Yoshi that for me, okay, Popo?
Popo: Okay (Shivers) What happens if Yoshi doesn't like me?
Nana: What...?
Popo: (Twitch) Never mind.
Nana: Just tell him for me, okay?
Popo: Where is he?
Nana: He's in the kitchen, helping Mario and Luigi bake the cake for the crew party tonight.
Popo: Okay... (Twitch) Does Yoshi like me?
Nana: Umm, sure?
Popo: Okay... (Twitch) ...Where was he again?
Nana: The kitchen, Popo.
Popo: Okay (Continues walking down hall, turns around) You're sure he likes me?
Nana: JUST GO.
Popo: ALRIGHT, DON'T GET ALL YELLY.
I'm back, I just sneezed all over my arm.
Nana: (Sigh) I just sent Popo off to tell Yoshi you'll be back soon.
Oh. I could change that, but nah.
Nana: (Facepalm)
Haha, I made you do that.
Popo: (Mumbles to self) Yoshi likes me... Yoshi likes me... Yoshi likes me... Yoshi likes me...
Yoshi: Popo?
Popo: (Jumps) Yoshi! Hello...
Yoshi: What were you saying about me?
Popo: Oh, nothing. (Takes a really deep breath) Nana told me to tell you something.
Yoshi: Okay, what?
Popo: Do you want me to tell you?
Yoshi: Yes...
Popo: (Shivers) Okay just let me... remember what she said...
Yoshi: (Crosses little arms)
Popo: AHA! I got it! Okay, she said that Falco was going to be late because he was blowing some air...
Yoshi: Falco was blowing air.
What the hell does that mean...
Popo: Umm, yes. (Twitch) That's what Nana said.
Yoshi: ...Alrighty then.
Popo: I should be off now, I need my medication. (Swings around and walks the other way)
Mario: (Runs up behind Yoshi) Yoshi! You left your bag in the kitchen.
Yoshi: Oh thanks-
Mario: So where's Carlie?
I'm right here.
Yoshi: I don't know, but Popo said that Falco's going to be late because he's blowing air...
Mario: Blowing air...?
Yoshi: Don't ask, I don't know what he meant either...
Guys.
Mario: Okay... but Yoshi, Falco was here the entire time. Infact, he was the first one here.
Yoshi: But Popo said- ... never mind.
I'm right here!
(Falco walks by)
Yoshi: Hi Falco.
Falco: Hi Yoshi.
Mario: Hi Falco.
Falco: Hi Mario.
(Popo walks by)
Popo: Hi Falco.
Falco: Hi Popo.
Popo: Did you have fun blowing air? I mean how was it? (Twitch) Was it fun? Stop me if I'm talking too fast. (Twitch) How do you blow air anyway?
Falco: Woah woah woah! Rewind.
Hahaha, oh my God.
Popo: (Shivers) Okay (Runs down the hall, runs back) Hi Falco, did you have fun blowing air?
Mario: (Sigh)
Falco: Where on Earth did you come up with that?
I'm actually laughing, really.
Popo: Well that's what Nana told me, anyway.
Falco: Where is Nana?
Popo: (Twitch) I just passed her down the hallway a minute ago.
Falco: Okay... (Walks away)
Marth: (Walks by, whistling and snapping fingers) Cool sounds, huh dudes?
Mario: THERE'S NO MUSIC.
Marth: I'm telling you man, it's all in the wind...
Mario: (Rolls eyes)
Roy: GUUUUUUYS!
Mario: Roy? Where are you?
Roy: IN THE FUUUUUURNAAAACE!
Mario: Get out, then?
Roy: NOOOOOOOOOO THAANKS...
Alright no, we're taking a break. Roy, get out.