The Hobbit and The Giant
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Even though you wouldn't think so, Hyoutei's silver haired doubles player and Akutagawa Jiroh were rather good friends. Most Silver Pair fangirls at their school supposed that it was because Jiroh was in the same class as Shishido and Choutarou was getting information from him. No matter how much the fangirls hoped, that wasn't the reason.
Choutarou was walking to his senpai's left as they walked down one of the various long hallways that made up Hyoutei's school building. Anybody who didn't know the two would probably guess the sleepy-eyed boy was the second year, not the other way around. Though, it'd be rather easy to make the mistake considering there was a ten inch height difference between them both.
Jiroh yawned, covering up his mouth with one hand, and stretching out the left over arm. Turning a lazy eye to his kouhai's shoulder, an idea popped in his head. Of course, everybody gets those types when you mean to just think something but it comes out of your mouth anyway. "I'm a Hobbit."
Not having heard his blonde senpai correctly, Choutarou just had to inquire what the mumbling boy had said. "What was that, Jiroh-senpai?"
"I'm like a Hobbit compared to you, so you have to be a giant." Jiroh began, seeming just a tad bit more awake. "Though, you wouldn't be that mean giant that goes 'fee-fai-foh-fum' because you're not mean like that. You'd be more like... like... The gentle giant."
"Whatever you say, Jiroh-senpai." Choutarou said, rolling his amber colored eyes. If there was anything one learned from being one of Hyoutei's regular tennis players it was that you should never pay much attention to what a half-asleep Jiroh says, for the sake of your sanity.
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A/N: Well, here's the first crack! The subject for this was JirohChoutarou and the word was Hobbits. Not too funny, I suppose...
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