Disclaimer: I Don't owe Pirates of the Caribbean, If I did I'd Marry Captain Jack Sparrow and kill Will and Elizabeth and maybe Norington. Savvy?

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The Black Pearl.

The morning had come once again in the Caribbean; the sun blazed over the water, and if it could see, it would see a ship with black sails that slides over the calm water; calm like it had done nothing wrong in a very long time. If you just saw it like that, you would never have guessed that this very ship had just left a small island and plundered the whole thing. The morning may had risen that day, but not for everyone. The plundering took a lot of souls from that island, but it was not that the crew of the ship seemed to care. The crew was happily singing and dancing with the treasure they had stolen.

"Captain! There be a ship approaching us!" one pirate said, pointing to a ship, which was, indeed, approaching. The captain looked.

"It's the Black Pearl! We better get out of their way before they destroy our ship!" he shouted; and the ship did get out of the way.

Meanwhile, the Black Pearl also spotted the approaching ship.

"Capt'n, what shall we do?" asked the dwarf pirate.

"Err... Have lot's of rum and sing and dance?" Captain Jack Sparrow answered, because he saw that the ship that looked to be called the Problem Child trying to sail away without a fight.

"Aye, Capt'n!" the crew shouted, and sailed away.

Meanwhile, the Problem Child watched the Black Pearl sail away and leave them.

"Gents, we're terribly lucky," their captain said.

"Will!" an angry Elizabeth shouted over the deck of the Pearl.

"Aye! What's the matter Elizabeth?" Will answered with a smile.

"Where is my shampoo!" Elizabeth shouted.

"Your Shampoo? What would I do with that? I have me one shampoo already, don't I? You can't shower here, anyway; there isn't any shower on the Pearl, and you know it!" Will said.

"There is a bath, and I'm taking it," Elizabeth said "Jack!" she shouted, when she saw Jack walking over the deck looking kind of sleepy. "No, you probably don't have it..." she muttered, then walked away.

Jack watched her walk back to her cabin. "Wha' do I got?" he asked, sleepily.

Will raised one eyebrow. "Jack, you look tired, you should rest up a bit."

"She talkin' bout 'er shampoo? I'd throw it away, and I'm not tired... much.." Jack said. "And it's Capt'n..."

Will had problems understanding Jack, who yawned in the middle of every sentence. "What?" he asked.

"I said - ...What was I saying?" Jack squinted warily, making known to Will his incredibly hard thought process.

"You were telling me that you were off to bed 'cause you were tired," he replied with a sweet smile.

"Aye, thanks." Jack went to his cabin, shutting the door behind him.

"That wasn't what he said, but at least he's gotten to bed, now," said a happy Anamaria.

"Aye." Was the short answer from Will.