Fortune Cookies!!
This is gonna to be pretty bad it's my first. Plus the fact I haven't exactly.completely. finished FFVII, but I don't have all the time in the world, now do I? ::coughNOAHcough::
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Chapter One
Chinese, Not Mexican
Narrator: All is quite in Kalm
Cloud: You know that's getting to be annoying..who are you anyway?
Kaoru-chan21: I'm Kaoru-chan21, a new author!
Cloud: Oh great someone else to torture us! (and what a weird name)
KC: Don't worry; I'm not as bad as other authors! (It's Japanese leave mealone)
Cloud: Wait.not as bad?
KC: Alright enough! I have to get back to the story please!
Cloud: Sorry.
KC: All is quite in Kalm town...the gang is planning a relaxing night watching movies, eating Chinese food but.
Sephy: I hate Chinese! Can we get Mexican?
Cid: How about Italian?
Tifa: I like Indian!
KC: I don't care what you like! You're ordering Chinese! Wait..Sepherioth since when are you part of the gang?
Sephy: Since Shinra didn't pay me enough
KC: Did they ever pay you?
Sephy: Well.
KC: Never mind!
Aeris: Why Chinese? Why not pizza? Isn't that what most people get with a movie?
KC: Because I love Chinese!
Aeris: ...
Yuffie: I don't know why you're complaining! I love Chinese food!
All: ...
KC: Can we get on with it!?
All: (reluctantly) yes...
KC: Thank you. Now where was I? Oh yeah! But something terrible happened when they went to pick up the food.they were out of fortune cookies!
Cloud: I that really so bad? I mean it's not like they were out of real food, it's just cookies!
KC: They are very important magical cookies!
Cloud: What kind of magic?
KC: I'll tell you when I get to it, but I can't get to it if you don't go along with this!
Red: Let's go for the sake of going, we need an adventure
Sephy: I won't! She's gonna try to kill me!
KC: Would I do a thing like that? Hehe.. Just 'cause Aeris is my favorite doesn't mean I'll kill you..
Sephy: *sighs* thank god!
KC: Naw I won't kill you...Aeris will!
Sephy: Why is beauty so painful?
Cloud: We don't really care if you go or not..you were the enemy.
Aeris: I can kill him!?
KC: Later, let's get back to the story!
Aeris: Hooray!!!
KC: Now, the gang goes to get the food, but on the way back they notice something's wrong
Barret: Hey! We forgot Vincent and Cait Sith at the restaurant!
Tifa: They were with us to begin with?
Aeris: They were to quite to notice I guess.
Cloud: Well, let's go get them
KC: Easier said then done!
Cloud: What did you.?
KC: Muhahaha
Red: Uh oh
KC: Just then, the truck fell into a giant ditch!
BACK AT THE CHINESE FOOD RESTURANT
Cait: How long before they notice we're gone?
Vincent: An hour
KC: You really think I'd let them forget for that long?
Vincent: Yes, yes I do.
KC: Your one of my favorite characters!
Cait: You say that to everyone!
KC: No! My favorite characters are: Aeris, Cloud, Vincent and Tifa, in that order
Cait: Hey!
KC: Sorry, but I don't go for giant stuffed animals
Cait: Darn..
Rufus: You guys ordering?
Vincent: Oh no. Kaoru-chan you didn't.
KC: I had to! Bye!
(Kaoru-chan vanishes)
Rufus: So are you ordering?
Vincent: What are you doing as a waiter?
Rufus: You guys did destroy my company. so I got a job here
(Just then, the rest of the gang bust though the door all dirty, except for Aeris who was using Sepheroith's cape as a towel much to his disliking)
Sephy: Come on! I just got it dry cleaned!!
Cloud: Sorry guys, we uh.Rufus!?
Rufus: What?
Cid: Chinese food now huh? hehe...
Yuffie: (whose standing outside with what was left of the Chinese food) you know there aren't any fortune cookies in here!
Barret: So?
Yuffie: Isn't that what this is all about? The magical fortune cookies?
Barret: Yeah but.
Cid: But nothing! We could sue!
All: What the helk are you talking about Cid?!
Rufus: Please don't sue me! I need this job! Please! I'll do anything!
Barret: Oh! Let me make him do anything! He killed Wedge, Jesse, and Biggs! Let me have revenge!
Cloud: Ok, but don't kill him
Barret Muhahaha
Rufus: Help!
Barret: You have be my slave and give us a whole box of fortune cookies
Rufus: uh..ok, just don't kill me
Sephy: Can I kill him? I killed his father! Let's make it run in the family!
KC: No you can't
Sephy: Why!?
KC: Because I said so, now hush or I'll make you die slowly at the hands of Aeris and all the sharp objects in the world
Sephy: ...I hate you
Rufus: Here are the fortune cookies; do I have to come home with you guys?
Cloud: We don't have any more room
Rufus: Yay!!
Barret: I'll find him a seat..hehehe
IN THE CAR, I MEAN TRUCK
Rufus: ouch! Oof! *bang* Owww!
Red: Was tying him to the bumper really necessary?
Barret: Yes, yes it was.
Aeris: Why did we all go get the food? Couldn't some of us have stayed home? I'm squashed between Dumbass and Barret
Sephy: You called me a pet name! How sweet!
Aeris: You really think that was a pet name?
Sephy: ....maybe
Cloud: It's getting really dark, what time is it?
Tifa: About 9:30
Cid: No wonder it's so dark, we've been out for 2hrs
Sephy: Hey Aeris, wanna go out with me? We could leave these losers and go somewhere beautiful and romantic
Aeris: (hits Sephy hard with the Princess Guard) You jerk! You kill me then want to go out with me! What's your problem?
Sephy: I realize now what I did was wrong and I apologize. Will you go out with me now?
Aeris: Oh shut up! (she hits him again)
AT HOME (Wherever that is)
Cloud: So what's the magic behind the cookie?
KC: Just open it and find out!
Cloud: (cracks open the cookie) It's a piece of paper..it says: The secret of making friends is no secret to you! What the hell!?
KC: That's your fortune! The cookies all have little pieces of paper that say your fortune!
Tifa: Mine says: Love may come with a strange hairdo! Haha they know me!
Cloud: Very funny Tifa..
Cid: Mine says: You may not be there, but your sprit will always be with the stars! That's weird!
Barret: Mine says: Revenge is not the answer! I don't know about that...hehe
Red: Mine is: Wisdom is your true gift! That's interesting.
Yuffie: It says: Thievery is not a way of life. Yes it is!
Sephy: Mine says: The one you seek is reluctant, but do not give up! Oh Aeris...
Aeris: You can take that fortune and shov-
Tifa: What does yours say Aeris?
Aeris: Umm..: There is only one of your kind.well I know that.
Sephy: Oh Aeris!!! My fortune is you!
Aries: (knocks him out with Princess Guard) Take that you son-
Yuffie: WE FORGOT VINCENT AND CAIT SITH AGAIN!!!
Cloud: Kaoru-chan why didn't you tell us!?
KC: I was having too much fun watching you fools!
The End
Aeris: Wait! You said I could kill him!
KC: You mean you didn't?
Aries: No.so can I with all the sharp objects in the world?
KC: Yea go ahead
Aries: (With a bunch of sharp objects behind her back) Oh Sepherioth!
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Heh..That was fun writing because I got revenge on Sepherioth for killing my favorite character. But don't worry.He'll be around for the next one I got planned..Muhahaha!! And I know those fortunes suck, but I wrote this story 12 o'clock at night and couldn't think straight by the end of the story. I hope you like the next one! (I hope you liked this one)
See You Space Cowboy.. (I've been watching too much Cowboy Bebop..)
Disclaimer: Don't own FF7..::looks at characters:: don't think I want to.
Next time: Birthday Blues!!!
(And Too all those who've already read this story, I just fixed it, (not like there are many people who read this)
Ciao!
This is gonna to be pretty bad it's my first. Plus the fact I haven't exactly.completely. finished FFVII, but I don't have all the time in the world, now do I? ::coughNOAHcough::
*~*~*~*
Chapter One
Chinese, Not Mexican
Narrator: All is quite in Kalm
Cloud: You know that's getting to be annoying..who are you anyway?
Kaoru-chan21: I'm Kaoru-chan21, a new author!
Cloud: Oh great someone else to torture us! (and what a weird name)
KC: Don't worry; I'm not as bad as other authors! (It's Japanese leave mealone)
Cloud: Wait.not as bad?
KC: Alright enough! I have to get back to the story please!
Cloud: Sorry.
KC: All is quite in Kalm town...the gang is planning a relaxing night watching movies, eating Chinese food but.
Sephy: I hate Chinese! Can we get Mexican?
Cid: How about Italian?
Tifa: I like Indian!
KC: I don't care what you like! You're ordering Chinese! Wait..Sepherioth since when are you part of the gang?
Sephy: Since Shinra didn't pay me enough
KC: Did they ever pay you?
Sephy: Well.
KC: Never mind!
Aeris: Why Chinese? Why not pizza? Isn't that what most people get with a movie?
KC: Because I love Chinese!
Aeris: ...
Yuffie: I don't know why you're complaining! I love Chinese food!
All: ...
KC: Can we get on with it!?
All: (reluctantly) yes...
KC: Thank you. Now where was I? Oh yeah! But something terrible happened when they went to pick up the food.they were out of fortune cookies!
Cloud: I that really so bad? I mean it's not like they were out of real food, it's just cookies!
KC: They are very important magical cookies!
Cloud: What kind of magic?
KC: I'll tell you when I get to it, but I can't get to it if you don't go along with this!
Red: Let's go for the sake of going, we need an adventure
Sephy: I won't! She's gonna try to kill me!
KC: Would I do a thing like that? Hehe.. Just 'cause Aeris is my favorite doesn't mean I'll kill you..
Sephy: *sighs* thank god!
KC: Naw I won't kill you...Aeris will!
Sephy: Why is beauty so painful?
Cloud: We don't really care if you go or not..you were the enemy.
Aeris: I can kill him!?
KC: Later, let's get back to the story!
Aeris: Hooray!!!
KC: Now, the gang goes to get the food, but on the way back they notice something's wrong
Barret: Hey! We forgot Vincent and Cait Sith at the restaurant!
Tifa: They were with us to begin with?
Aeris: They were to quite to notice I guess.
Cloud: Well, let's go get them
KC: Easier said then done!
Cloud: What did you.?
KC: Muhahaha
Red: Uh oh
KC: Just then, the truck fell into a giant ditch!
BACK AT THE CHINESE FOOD RESTURANT
Cait: How long before they notice we're gone?
Vincent: An hour
KC: You really think I'd let them forget for that long?
Vincent: Yes, yes I do.
KC: Your one of my favorite characters!
Cait: You say that to everyone!
KC: No! My favorite characters are: Aeris, Cloud, Vincent and Tifa, in that order
Cait: Hey!
KC: Sorry, but I don't go for giant stuffed animals
Cait: Darn..
Rufus: You guys ordering?
Vincent: Oh no. Kaoru-chan you didn't.
KC: I had to! Bye!
(Kaoru-chan vanishes)
Rufus: So are you ordering?
Vincent: What are you doing as a waiter?
Rufus: You guys did destroy my company. so I got a job here
(Just then, the rest of the gang bust though the door all dirty, except for Aeris who was using Sepheroith's cape as a towel much to his disliking)
Sephy: Come on! I just got it dry cleaned!!
Cloud: Sorry guys, we uh.Rufus!?
Rufus: What?
Cid: Chinese food now huh? hehe...
Yuffie: (whose standing outside with what was left of the Chinese food) you know there aren't any fortune cookies in here!
Barret: So?
Yuffie: Isn't that what this is all about? The magical fortune cookies?
Barret: Yeah but.
Cid: But nothing! We could sue!
All: What the helk are you talking about Cid?!
Rufus: Please don't sue me! I need this job! Please! I'll do anything!
Barret: Oh! Let me make him do anything! He killed Wedge, Jesse, and Biggs! Let me have revenge!
Cloud: Ok, but don't kill him
Barret Muhahaha
Rufus: Help!
Barret: You have be my slave and give us a whole box of fortune cookies
Rufus: uh..ok, just don't kill me
Sephy: Can I kill him? I killed his father! Let's make it run in the family!
KC: No you can't
Sephy: Why!?
KC: Because I said so, now hush or I'll make you die slowly at the hands of Aeris and all the sharp objects in the world
Sephy: ...I hate you
Rufus: Here are the fortune cookies; do I have to come home with you guys?
Cloud: We don't have any more room
Rufus: Yay!!
Barret: I'll find him a seat..hehehe
IN THE CAR, I MEAN TRUCK
Rufus: ouch! Oof! *bang* Owww!
Red: Was tying him to the bumper really necessary?
Barret: Yes, yes it was.
Aeris: Why did we all go get the food? Couldn't some of us have stayed home? I'm squashed between Dumbass and Barret
Sephy: You called me a pet name! How sweet!
Aeris: You really think that was a pet name?
Sephy: ....maybe
Cloud: It's getting really dark, what time is it?
Tifa: About 9:30
Cid: No wonder it's so dark, we've been out for 2hrs
Sephy: Hey Aeris, wanna go out with me? We could leave these losers and go somewhere beautiful and romantic
Aeris: (hits Sephy hard with the Princess Guard) You jerk! You kill me then want to go out with me! What's your problem?
Sephy: I realize now what I did was wrong and I apologize. Will you go out with me now?
Aeris: Oh shut up! (she hits him again)
AT HOME (Wherever that is)
Cloud: So what's the magic behind the cookie?
KC: Just open it and find out!
Cloud: (cracks open the cookie) It's a piece of paper..it says: The secret of making friends is no secret to you! What the hell!?
KC: That's your fortune! The cookies all have little pieces of paper that say your fortune!
Tifa: Mine says: Love may come with a strange hairdo! Haha they know me!
Cloud: Very funny Tifa..
Cid: Mine says: You may not be there, but your sprit will always be with the stars! That's weird!
Barret: Mine says: Revenge is not the answer! I don't know about that...hehe
Red: Mine is: Wisdom is your true gift! That's interesting.
Yuffie: It says: Thievery is not a way of life. Yes it is!
Sephy: Mine says: The one you seek is reluctant, but do not give up! Oh Aeris...
Aeris: You can take that fortune and shov-
Tifa: What does yours say Aeris?
Aeris: Umm..: There is only one of your kind.well I know that.
Sephy: Oh Aeris!!! My fortune is you!
Aries: (knocks him out with Princess Guard) Take that you son-
Yuffie: WE FORGOT VINCENT AND CAIT SITH AGAIN!!!
Cloud: Kaoru-chan why didn't you tell us!?
KC: I was having too much fun watching you fools!
The End
Aeris: Wait! You said I could kill him!
KC: You mean you didn't?
Aries: No.so can I with all the sharp objects in the world?
KC: Yea go ahead
Aries: (With a bunch of sharp objects behind her back) Oh Sepherioth!
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Heh..That was fun writing because I got revenge on Sepherioth for killing my favorite character. But don't worry.He'll be around for the next one I got planned..Muhahaha!! And I know those fortunes suck, but I wrote this story 12 o'clock at night and couldn't think straight by the end of the story. I hope you like the next one! (I hope you liked this one)
See You Space Cowboy.. (I've been watching too much Cowboy Bebop..)
Disclaimer: Don't own FF7..::looks at characters:: don't think I want to.
Next time: Birthday Blues!!!
(And Too all those who've already read this story, I just fixed it, (not like there are many people who read this)
Ciao!