A/N: Hello my peoples! Rose Thourn here, back from the graveyard…for writers…so my good friend SapphireRainAlchemist inspired me to do a wonderful song parody! I was listening to Call Me Maybe for some odd reason and during the refrain, I couldn't help but think about Belarus stalking Russia.
So, to make this clear, I don't own Hetalia or call me maybe. But I do own the lyrics for this parody which I call, Big Brother Marry Me!
Big Brother Marry Me!
I ripped the knob off your door,
Cuz you're what I'm searching for.
And you looked scared to the core
But it was in my way.
I'd trade my soul for your glove
Ravis' head for your love
You're all that I'm thinking of
Why put things in my way?
Your stare was holdin
Fright cuz my knife was showin
Sharp knife, hair a blowin'
Where you think you're going brother?
Hey, I'm your sister,
You think I'm crazy.
But dear Big Brother,
Why won't you marry?
It's not, hard to find you.
No point in trying!
But now Big Brother,
Won't you be mine?
Hey, I'm your sister,
And I'm not crazy!
I love you Russia,
So let's get married!
And Lithuania
Tries to chase me,
But I would kill him
To have your baby!
You ran away to China
And left me here thinking of
Your hair, your scarf, and your lips
He won't get in my way.
I'd kill and torture and steal,
Burn down the world
Make a deal
To get you back in my grasp,
But China's in my way.
My stare was holdin
Fire like, rage was showin
Sharp knife, hair a blowin
I'M COMING FOR YOU BROTHER!
Hey, I'm his sister.
Don't call me crazy!
I want him back so
We can get married!
It's not, hard to find him
So outta my way please!
He's my Big Brother,
And mine to marry!
Before I cut you with my knife
I want him back now!
I want him back now!
I want him back right now!
Before I cut you with my knife,
I want him back now!
Before you die Yao,
I want him back right now!
*spoken*
"Belarus?"
"Big Brother!"
*sung*
I'll always find you
As you can see now
His life is spared,
So we can go now!
Hey I'm your sister!
You think I'm crazy!
I found you brother,
So we can marry!
And Lithuania, tries to chase me.
But I would kill him,
To have your baby!
Now that your back into my life,
We can get married!
We can get married!
We can get ma-ar-ried!
And now you're back into my life
We can get married!
And then you'll see,
BIG BROTHER MARRY ME!