Disclaimer: I don't own, and will not own Bleach. Except in my imagination….

Authors: CrazyLoveChild
Title: The Unknown Love
Rating:T
Pairing: Hōgyoku / Aizen Sōsuke (yes, you read that correctly)
Warnings: Language, Suggestion, Crack, PWP, Insanity (on the writer's behalf)
Summary: Hearii (at school) mentions of how funny it would be if there was a Hōgyoku/Aizen fic (in that order)…which just made me wonder…

Also, the word 'uke' in Aizen's (surname, I think it is, but please correct me if I'm wrong), just made me laugh in a morbid way, blame it on a crack-writer's joy.
A short little drabble that popped into my mind. Uhm, I would reccomend the 3/4 setting for reading it.

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In Hueco Mundo, the new-and-improved Espada were half made of the thousands upon thousands years of hard work: killing to not be killed, and a little touch of a molesting box.

One would call the little box a molester, because every time Aizen had touched that box, the little thing had began to suck on the finger it was given, with Aizen smiling as if the Hōgyoku was sucking his, well, …ahem.

It was no wonder he kept that little object safe and with him at all times, especially with the noises coming from his master-bedroom at the dead of night.

Gin, of course, knew the whole affair while being secretly jealous of the Hōgyoku because of all of the attention it was getting.

Tousen, being blind, could not see the thing, and just thought it was some sort of suction advice. Which in all actuality, it was.

The rest of the Espada couldn't wait to move out of the house, not wanting to figure it out who was doing that to their Leader.