A/N: This is like...... A random story that's kind of making fun of Mary Sues. Yeah.... Um... We can't really think of what to put here right now but we will when the time comes. xD

WE DUN OWN NARUTO! (thankfully)

"… So?"

"So…"

"What should we do with it?"

"I don't know"

Three girl sat cross legged in a living room on a carpet in the middle of the floor. Forgotten video games, soda cans, and a pizza box littered the floor around them. They stared in the lap of the owner of the house with un-readable expressions on their faces.

"We could play with it…" a girl with red hair with green eyes with brown flecks in them said trailing off at the end of her sentence.

"Wow! Cheyenne that's got to be the best Idea you've had all night!" said a girl with blood red hair and grey eyes, mocking the red headed girl.

"Shut up Haley!" said Cheyenne giving the blood red headed girl the middle finger and sticking her tongue out.

"Guys stop don't fight, especially over something as stupid as Haley" said the owner of the house, sarcastically. She had black hair and chocolate brown eyes.

Haley rolled her eyes and said "Shut up Emily" plopping on the floor next to the black haired girl pushing her onto her back.

"Annoying, little…" she trailed of muttering things under her breath the others couldn't hear.

"Back on the subject please. What are we going to do with it?" Cheyenne said pointing in Emily's lap.

"Wow its really hairy!" Screamed Haley rubbing it with her hand. Emily looked at her oddly.

"Were you expecting it not to be?" she questioned.

"Yeah well look at this thing!" Cheyenne said falling over as she poked it.

"It is my pussy" Emily said shrugging her shoulders.
"Its so cute! Look at its wet little nose!" Haley said poking its nose.

'MEOOOW!'

"Ow!, don't poke him when he's in my lap!" screamed Emily as the cat scratched her lap, then proceeded to go sit on the recliner.

"I didn't expect him to scratch you!" Haley said in defense.

"Well he did!"

"Fuzzy come here boy" Cheyenne said trying to get Fuzz to go to her.

"Cheyenne, he's not going to come to you when he's sitting on that chair unless you get him, which I don't recommend. He'll most likely scratch your eyes out if you try" Emily said to Cheyenne, rolling her eyes in annoyance.

"B-b-but Emily!" Cheyenne whined.

"Seriously, no joke, I don't recommend it, I think he's cat PMS-ing" Emily said shaking her head.

"Can cats PMS?" Haley asked.

Emily and Cheyenne ignored her comment and looked over at fuzz who seemed to be glaring at them with a glare that could only suit a kitty.

Suddenly Cheyenne's stomach growled loudly.

"I'm hungry!" she cried.

"Cheyenne why don't you go make us some popcorn" Emily suggested with a smile.

"Woo! Popcorn!" Haley added, her voice coming from above them.

Emily looked up, confused. " What are you doing on my ceiling?"

Haley was hanging upside down from her feet on the ceiling. Emily thought about what she had just said and quickly added " And don't you dare even think about saying 'hanging out'"

Haley changed what she was going to say and instead said "I tied duck tape to the bottom of my shoes and walked up onto the ceiling"

No one had any comment. Cheyenne just got up and went to get popcorn. Unfortunately, on her way, Haley fell off the ceiling at the exact moment and fell on top of her, rendering her unconscious.

As Haley pushed herself off of the floor Emily looked at Cheyenne with moderate concern.

"She's gonna be out for a while…" she said shrugging.

Haley nodded with agreement. "What should we do while she unconscious?"

Emily paused to think. "Well, we could write something."

"Like what?" They both thought for a moment.

Within ten minutes, they had set off into imagination land and were writing a story about what would happen if they fell into the world of Naruto.

"Why do I have the feeling were going to get flamed?" Haley questioned about halfway done with a page.

"I don't know but- Oh my God your foot is on fire!"

They frantically set out the fire when suddenly a random vortex of doom appeared out of no where things began flying around the room.

"Okay I'm awake!" Cheyenne said throwing her arms up in victory, only to have a TV slam into the back of her head from the wind of the vortex.

"No your not!" Emily and Haley screamed in unison.

"Oh noes my pussy!" Emily suddenly screamed as Fuzz was sucked into the vortex. Quickly Emily ran in after her furry friend.

" Emily no! Stop! don't leave me with this weenie!" Haley screamed running in after Emily and her cat.

"Ohhhhhhhhhhh! Shiiiiiiiiiiiiit!" exclaimed our two heroines of the story, falling into a random abandoned chicken coop.
"Ow! Where are we?" asked Haley.

"I don't know" said Emily.

"Get the fuck off me!" screamed Fuzz pushing them off, who for some reason was now a blonde human. Though he still sported his peachy cat ears.

"Aww! Look at the little chicky!" said Haley petting a baby chick that appeared seemingly out of nowhere. Suddenly, it turned into a giant chicken with three heads and a dragon tail.

"Omg!" She screamed hiding behind the now human Fuzz who was licking his hand and rubbing it on his cat ears.

"Kai" Emily screamed using the hand sign for Genjutsu release hardly believing that it worked.

Haley sat with clouded eyes in the fetal position, her hands over her head, completely unaware that the chicken monster thing had disappeared.

Emily and Fuzz ignored her stupidity, being they knew she would figure it out on her own eventually. Instead they focused on the current problem at hand. There were ANBU members surrounding them.

"Who are you? State your business," one of them said demandingly through his emotionless mask with unmoving lips.

The two were unsure for a moment, but eventually collected their nerves. Fuzz was the first to speak.

"We're a shinobi team from the yoai-fan-girl Village," his voice was a false calm. "My name is Fuzz"

"And I'm Emiko Randamu" The girl you previously knew as Emily said "This is my sister, Hotaru Randamu," she gestured toward the embarrassed girl pulling herself off the ground. "We were heading towards the Village hidden in the leaves but our map blew away in the breeze, so we got lost"

"We're here for the Chunin exams," Fuzz said, showing them a card signed by the Kage of their home Village.

The man examined it for a moment before handing back to the three.

"It seems legitimate, but I've never heard of your village. You'll have to speak to the Hokage," he said signaling for the team of confused teenagers to follow.

They were taken through a twisting path in the forest, winding around trees and bushes (No not George Bush) until they came upon a large wooden gate that we like to call, "Big-ass-gate-o-doom."

They were taken through the streets when Fuzz randomly stopped and looked to Hotaru and Emiko with wide eyes. "I just realized something!" he exclaimed smiling widely, showing them his fangs.

"What?" they both questioned looking at him for his answer.

"This" he said simply smacked them both upside the head. "I have thumbs now! Think of the endless things I could do with them!"

Emiko and Hataru shivered and ran to catch up to the ANBU, Fuzz trailing a little behind them, still smiling widely.

They stopped at a large building in the center of the hugest 'Village' they had ever seen.
The team was taken up a few floors and through many winding hallways. There were people all throughout the place, working, waiting, talking. Though it seemed that every time the team walk passed someone, they'd stop and stare at them. Well, mostly Fuzz.

They were eventually brought to a set of doors and were told to wait there. The head ANBU went into the room.

"Okay, what the crap is going on?" Hotaru asked, clearly confused.

"Well while you were curled into a ball like the little annoying baka you are," Fuzz said, irritated, "We got taken here to talk to the Hokage,"

"Emiko! Fuzz called me annoying Baka!!" Hotaru yelled in a whiny voice.

"Fuzz, respect you elders young man" Emiko said calmly looking at Fuzz annoyed.

"What! Your only fourteen!" He exclaimed angrily.

"And your what? Only one?" she said, grinning slightly because she knew she had won.

"And a half" he muttered moodily.

Suddenly the ANBU came out of the room with a sigh, "You may see the Hokage now" then walked down the hall, leaving them alone. They then proceeded to enter the room where they saw the Hokage at his desk, a warm smile on his face.

"Come in"

A/N:

Haley/Hotaru: Soooo...... What 'cha think!?

My cat/Fuzz: it sucks...

Emily/Emiko: Screw you, Fuzz! What do you know? You just a cat!

Fuzz: *hisses*

Haley/Hotaru: Reviews make me happy.... *hint**hint**nudge**nudge*

Emily/Emiko 'n' Fuzz: Okay we get it already!