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Invisible Mission Scroll

Chapter 1: Dying Young

Deidara ran through the Akatsuki base looking for a mission scroll he had forgotten to give to Pein. Judging that he was already three days behind on turning it in, he was frantic to find the scroll. He looked in the living room, kitchen, all four bathrooms, member's rooms, and his own room. Yet, the young artist found nothing.

"Deidara, what are you doing?" A deep monotone voice sounded from behind Deidara. With a (very unmanly) yelp, he turned to be face to face with the infamous Akatsuki leader.

"Uhhh, ... nothing?' He hoped Pein wouldn't notice he was nervous. All he needed to do was get away from Pein and he could get back to searching for the scroll before he was most likely murdered.

"Nothing, huh? If it was nothing why are you so nervous?" Damn, can he read fricking minds? The Rinnegan can't read minds right? Oh, fuck! If he can read mind he must know I'm breaking my neck looking for this apparently invisible scroll! Great, I'm going to die but, I'm sooo young! Why me? Why me? Wh-

"No need to be nervous Deidara. I won't bite, although I'd watch out for Zetsu. Well I'll let you get back to whatever you were looking for." Pein then left after flashing Deidara an all-knowing smirk.

"Well, no need to look for the scroll anymore. Most likely in the next 24 hours Pein is going to call me into his office and kill me, hmm. Yay me." With that Deidara ran into to his room, locked the door, and had himself a pity party.

Deidara woke up to obnoxious banging on his door. Who the fuck would wake me up at two in the morning? He walked up to the door and flung open the door to see a strangely happy Jashinist.

"Hidan, what do you want? Do you know what time it is, hmm?" Deidara whispered harshly.

"Chill the fuck out Blondie. Guess what I found!"

"A brain, un?"

"Fuck you, but no. I heard you were looking for this?" Hidan pulled out a mission scroll from his Akatsuki cloak. Deidara hurried and made a grab for the scroll, only for it to be pulled out of his reach.

"Nuh-uh. Look here bitch. If you want this I need something in return."

"Please, Hidan. Give me the scroll, I'll do anything to get that scroll, un. I'd rather not die at the age of nineteen!"

"You will be my fucking partner for the next month. Fucking Kakuzu is getting on my last damn nerve and I need a break. I already talked to Puppet-fucker and he said he would gladly be Kakuzu's partner for a month."

"Hmmm, that sounds fine. When does this month start, un?"

"Tomorrow morning after you hand fucking Leader the scroll." Hidan handed the scroll over to Deidara and walked backed to his room to pray.

Yawning, Deidara threw the scroll onto his work table and climbed into to bed. Pulling the sheets over his chest he began to fall asleep.

I wonder what being Hidan's partner will be like?

Bright light shown threw the small window in Deidara's room waking him from a blissful sleep. He cracked one eye open and sighed. Looks like I'm not getting anymore sleep. Might as well go see Leader now. Deidara sat up and went to his closet and pulled out a half shirt and a pair of standard shinobi pants. He pulled on his cloak, fixed his blonde hair into a half ponytail, and left his room.

Five minutes later he found himself outside Pein's office. Deidara knocked twice before he heard a sigh from inside.

"Come in."

Deidara opened the door to see the feared Akatsuki leader sitting at his desk reading over a scroll. He stepped in front of the desk and put the three day late mission scroll down.

"Leader-sama I'm sorry about the late scroll, I ran into to some complications, un."

"By 'complications' you mean you lost the scroll and needed three days to find it?"

"Y-yes, gomen."

"That is fine. Now Hidan came to me and offered to be your partner for a month. I believe being his partner for a month is a worthy punishment for the late scroll. You first mission is to go collect information on the nine-tails. Understood?"

"Hai, Leader-sama, un."

Deidara looked around the base for the immortal. When he was about to give up hope he spotted Hidan sitting on the couch in the living room.

"Hidan-kun we have a mission," Deidara said while walking up to the Jashinist.

"Ok bitch lets go," Hidan chuckled as he got up from his place on the couch and moved towards the front door.

"No need to be a jerk," Deidara mumbled chasing after Hidan.

Soon both Akatsuki members were walking along a dirt road headed to the leaf village. Deidara then noticed Hidan looking at him strangely from the corner of his eye. Why is he looking at me? Is there something on my face? No, then what could it be?

"Hidan why are you looking at me, hmm?"

Hidan just shrugged and kept walking. About ten minutes later he decided to humor the blonde with and answer. "I can't figure out if it's the hair or the eyeliner that makes you look like a fucking girl."

"W-WHAT! I'M A MAN! I DON'T LOOK LIKE A GIRL, YOU BASTARD!" Deidara blushed.

"Then fucking prove it!"

"W-what, NO!" Deidara felt his face burning up as he ran ahead on the path. I don't need to prove anything! I look manly. I just have a pretty face. That thought just make him pout more and pick up his pace.

Continue or not? This is my first shot at making a fanfiction. I've read a lot of fanfiction and noticed there is not to many with Deidara and Hidan interacting. This story may be a SasoDei or a HidaDei I'm not sure at the moment.