Hello there! I know I've been gone for awhile but I'm back now with this new Song with Commentary thing!
P.S. I've been working on chapter 3 of Sweeney's Opportunity but I'm not sure where to go with it right now...Ideas would be great!
This one is in Anthonys view and i didnt really know what he would be thinking but I decided on making him childish and feminine-ish so hopefully you wont be extremely disappointed! :)
I dont own Sweeney Todd or this song (obviously)
And thanks to for the lyrics to this song :) (you cant expect me to write the lyrics to this song when google will oh so willingly find them for me, can you? XD)
I have sailed the world,
On my pretty little ship!
beheld its wonders
Like carbonated mineral water; that stuff is TASTY!
from the Dardanelles,
Go big bridges and such!
to the mountains of Peru,
Much pointier than I expected...And spicy food was a definite plus
But there's no place like London!
Hahaha...I loves me some Brits!
No, there's no place like London...
You sir, are correct; though you sound a tad disgruntled
Mr. Todd?
Care to share your troubles?
You are young...
Yes I am...you jealous? *obnoxious smile*
Life has been kind to you...
I um, guess...? You're starting to freak me out a bit there sir.
You will learn.
Learn what? Do you, by chance, know any Mrs. Lovetts? You talk a bit like her…
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
and the vermin of the world inhabit itand its morals aren't worth what a pig can spitand it goes by the name of London...
Wow...that's quite ummm...dark.
At the top of the hole sit the privileged few
Story time! Oh goodie!
Making mock of the vermin in the lower zoo
I like zoos. Why mock them?
turning beauty to filth and greed...
Oh dear, I don't like this story...too sad. Do you know of any with unicorns or mermaids? *hopeful smile*
I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders,
*gasp* similarities!
for the cruelty of men is as
This doesn't sound like a story anymore *pouts*
wondrous as Peru
Mmmmm spicy food...
but there's no place like London!
Indeed!
Is everything alright Mr. Todd?
You seem a little...put out with the, ah…world.
I beg your indulgence, Antony,
You dong have to beg, really, it's cool.
But my mind is far from easy.
Well good! Voldemort can't read your mind if you're good at Occlumency!
And these very streets are
Dirty?
filled with shadows,
It's just the lamp posts doing; nothing to be frightened over!
Shadows?
My mouth is confused but my brain knows the right answer! It's those lamp posts!
Ghosts.
Oh. Nevermind….
There was a barber and his wife
Another story! *inwardly squeals with excitement*
and she was beautiful...
I like this one better. It's much happier!
a foolish barber and his wife.
He doesn't sound foolish! Yet...don't jump to conclusions so quick!
She was his reason for his life...
Awwww, love storyyyyy!
and she was beautiful,
So you've said
and she was virtuous.
That's a nice quality
And he was naive.
less positive but you still have my attention
There was another man who saw
Well obviously, not everyone in the world is blind except for this barber guy!
that she was beautiful...
Well it's not like you can hide it. Unless you own a paper bag of some sort…
A pious vulture of the law
Angry thoughts! Try Cleansing them with spearmint tea and a crumpet; can't frown with a crumpet in hand!
who, with a gesture of his claw,
He had claws! Bad guy alert!
removed the barber from his plate!
Why was he on a plate? That's just weird...
Then there was nothing but to wait!
Wait for what? I hate cliffhangers!
And she would fall!
Not from a building I hope!
So soft!
Oh good! So it didn't hurt then?
So young!
Like me! Similarities again!
So lost
Maybe she needs a map…or I can find her. Finders Keepers!
and oh, so beautiful!
Well then she could ask anyone for directions! Or stick with me, then I get to keep her!
And the lady, sir, did she, succumb?
Succumb to what? And I thought my brain had this all figured out...
Ah, that was many years ago...
Oh...so she's old now? *Wrinkles nose*
I doubt if anyone would know.
That's too bad…
I'd like to thank you, Anthony.
No thank you! I love stories
If you hadn't spotted me,
You would be lost in the ocean still!
I'd be lost in the ocean still.
Mind reader.
Will I see you again?
New BFF!
You may find me,
Yay!
If you like,
I would
Around Fleet Street.
Added into my GPS...jk! That's like 200 years ahead of my time!
I wouldn't wander...
That's good, wandering can get you into bad places. Trust me.
Till then, my friend.
Yay friendship!
There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and it's filled with people who are filled with shit, and the vermin of the world inhabit it...
Well that's not a cheerful thing to leave a conversation with...
Is it Good? Great? Complete nonsense? Tell me in a review! I wrote most of this on my Ipod if you wanted a fun fact about this story (probably not, but you got one anyway XD) Love you all! Thanks to AndromedaTodd, sclover4520, Taylor Todd Riddle Sparrow, A religious person, PhantomWaffles, obsessivelyfanaticgw09, MissusTodd, Saphire Bethany Stacy Skyle, CadyD and everyone who has reviewed any of my song fic things! :) OH! and P.S. thanks to Artemis Vandelay who told me about a mistake in the lyrics! P.P.S. sorry about the Harry Potter reference for thoes of you who maybe didnt get it...I had to XD It IS the last movie after all *sniffles*