Yes, I posted this as a drabble in Circles (my story of random Leah-centric drabbles), but my OCD suddenly acted up and was all, "Post this as a new story on Pi Day! Post this as a new story on Pi Day!" So I did. Happy Pi Day, all. xP I have 270 digits memorized. Whoo.
Oh, and this is humor/romance because people told me it was funny. -shrug-
For some reason Leah couldn't quite fathom, Jacob Black was reciting pi. (And how he actually knew all those digits of it, she would never know.)
"Three point one four one five nine two six five three five eight nine seven nine three two three eight four six two six four three three eight three two seven nine five zero two eight eight four one nine seven one six nine three nine nine three seven five one zero five eight two zero nine—"
"Uh, hey," Leah dared to venture. "What are you doing?"
"—seven four nine four four five nine two three zero—reciting pi. What does it sound like, dumbass?—seven eight one six four zero six two eight—"
"I figured that part out, smartass. I suppose the better question would be why."
"—six two zero eight nine nine eight six—'cause I want to—two eight zero three four eight two five—"
"… that's not really an answer," Leah pointed out. "Idiot," she added, for good measure.
"—three four two one one—"
"So. Pi."
"—seven zero six seven nine—"
"Where'd you learn it?"
"—eight two one four eight zero eight six—quit messing up my concentration, Leah—five one three two eight two three zero—"
"You sound like you're concentrating just fine," Leah said dryly.
He ignored her and continued his chant, which was steadily growing more and more annoying by the minute. "—six six four seven zero nine three eight—"
"Hey, kid."
"—four four six zero nine five five zero—"
"That's really starting to get on my nerves, you know."
"—five eight two two three—"
"Wanna shut your fat mouth now?"
"—one seven two five three—"
"No?"
"—five nine four zero eight one two eight—"
"Guess not."
"—four eight one one one seven—"
"I thought you were stupid. How'd you memorize all this shit, anyway? All I know is three point one four."
"—four five zero two eight four one zero two—"
"God fucking dammit."
"—seven zero one nine three eight five two one one zero five five five nine—"
"Jacob fucking Black! Shut the hell up!"
"—six four four six two two nine—" He was grinning madly now; he was annoying her to the point of phasing, and he knew it, too.
"I swear, I'm going to get you exsanguinated or something, by the mind-rapist, if you don't shut up right now."
"—four eight nine five four nine—"
"Jacob. Black. Shut. Up. NOW."
"—three zero three eight one nine six—"
Leah realized that he wasn't going to be quiet anytime soon. So she did the only thing that came to her mind.
She stepped right up to his babbling mouth and put her own over it.
"—four four two eight eight one—ah… zero… mm."
Well, at least that was effective.