Character: Beck
"What's Bade?"
"Wow, that surprising. Did people really like me and Jade together?"
"Hey look! It's a Beck and Cat story. Well were just friends."
"Who is this Dan Schneider guy? How is he a troll?"
"Okay let's look at a different one… why the hell would Jade commit suicide?"
"There are a lot of stories about me and Tori. Huh huh."
"Oh great, I get Tori pregnant in this one. Like I said with Cat, she's JUST A FRIEND."
"Why are all these stories about love triangles between me, Tori and Jade?"
"What is this? Jade and… Andre?"
"Beck/ Robbie…? Neither of us are gay!"
"Since when do I play the guitar?"
"This website is creepy."
"Since when did I become the bad guy?"
"At least I'm not a minor character like Trina."
"Since when was Jade raped and abused?"
"Jade turned emo?"
*Log out*