Full metal bleach at noon
Apola: hi all of you fans you! Its apola and I just wanted to remind you that you can just send the characters of bleach dares or just characters of full metal alchemist so if you don't know much about one anime then don't worry about it
Hyori: why the hell and I here
Apola: were gonna have us a weddin! And you're the priest!
Hyori: was it a dare
Apola: yep
Hyori: fine whos getting married
Apola: grimmjow and ichigo
Hyori: ha I knew that basterd as gay
Apola: I know right well weddin time! Places people ichigo get your ass out here
Ichigo: (in a wedding gown) why are we doing this here and where are we
Apola: one we cant let you leave a two its my new house / studio like it?
Ichigo: no
Apola: to bad now lets start
Hyori: ok what ever blueberry do you take strawberry to be you husband
Grimmjow: yeah
Apola: say I do or I kick your ass!
Grimmjow: I mean I do
Hyori: strawberry same question
Ichigo: I do
Hyori: I now pronounce you a fruit salad kiss the guy bride and get out of my sight
(they kiss)
Apola: ok what to do next (is on top of roy)
Roy: why are you on me?
Apola: cuz I love you silly
(byakuya toushiro and renji look shocked and now want roy mustang dead)
Roy: (blushes) y-you do?
Apola: yeah I do
Roy: wanna go out some time
Apola: id love to how about after the show
Envy: apola: wheres your friend
Apola: you mean hoshi?
Envy: (slightly blushes) uh yeah
Hoshi: im here!
Envy: hoshi will you go out with me (quickly covers mouth)
Hoshi: yes yes yes a thousand times yes!
Envy: sweet! Ok bye apola were going on a date
Apola: hoshi make sure you bring him back!
Hoshi: what ever!
Apola: just make sure!
Hoshi: fine!
Apola: ok now what (still on roy)
Roy: how about chase ed trying to make him drink milk
Apola: or we could knock him out steal his kidney and posting it on e-bay
Roy: lets to that
Apola: ok! Lets go!
Hawkeye: wait what about a theme song
Apola: oh its omakase by guardian it's the 6th shugo chara opening
Ed: wow you have an addiction to anime
Apola: its not as bad as hoshis addiction to envy
Lust: how about you explain some more things to us
Apola: but I wanna steal the chibi alchemists kidney!
Roy: explain and them we take it
Apola: *pouts* fine follow me
(every one follows)
Apola: ok first theres my panther pit if you don't listen you get pushed in except roy and then theres the shark tank same rules apply then the pit of destruction where at the bottom are rabid fangirls and the one next to it has rabid fanboys same rules as the first two and finally the locky room where if it is needed you are locked in to fulfill it but sadly roy has to be part of this rule too any questions?
Greed: yeah why is colonel useless off the hook for most things
T B R (toushiro byakuya and renji): yeah!
Apola: because I loves him and hes mine! Plus my rules so no lip!
Hoshi: where're back!
Apola: what ever im trying to get out of this boring crap
Ed: why make something like this if you don't want to do the responsibility for it
Apola: because I get to hurt ppl ok any more questions?
Everyone: no
Apola: good now ed I have some hot chocolate for you
Ed: sweet! (drinks it and falls unconscious)
Apola: heh heh heh sweet (takes eds kidney out puts it in a jar and posts it on e-bay) ok now im bored
Ed: (wakes up) what the hell was in that hot chocolate!?
Apola: oh the usual chocolate milk knockout powder laxatives
Ed: (didn't hear the last two) milk!? No wonder I was knocked out!
Apola: uh chibi duce it was the knockout powder not the milk
Ed: who are you calling a chibi so small a cats taller?!
Apola: wow how did he become a state alchemist?
Roy: we are still figuring that out
Apola: wow
Hoshi: can I bring pk on
Apola: fine but make sure shes not a pedophile around me (my friend pk isn't realy one but she is strange in that area)
Hoshi: fine come one out pk!
Pk: (comes out singing) you are my asshole you are my asshole you look so ugly lalala!
Apola: hahaha! I love that song!
Pk: sexy can I…
Apola: shut up sexual singer! And now im officially out of ideas
Ed: where the hell is my kidney!?
Apola / roy: e-bay!
Ed: what?!
Apola: yup!
Hoshi: hey I just bought a kidney on e-bay!
Ed: give it back!
Hoshi: hell no!
Apola: ok on the fourth wow longs chapter I've made oh and when we get to 6 reviews we will make one character from each of the two animes to sing a song yay!
Every one but apola and hoshi: noooooooooo!
Apola and hoshiL yeees!
Apola: ok bye now lest go on that date roy!
Roy: ok now where to
Apola: anywheres ok when im with you (we leave)
Hoshi: those who read her bleach one read this one its bound the be just as funny ok bye
Come one envy! (leaves)
Ed: hello? Hello!? I still haven't gotten my kidney back!
(lights turn off)
Ed: oh great