Title: Blondes Have More Fun
Category: Humor/Poetry
Pairings: Draco
Warnings: Stupidity. But it's Malfoy Stupidity.
Summary: Draco observes his life and notes on everything HE hasn't done. Sequel to the sequel of Never...
Blondes Have More Fun
If Blondes Have More Fun
Then fun must be really boring.
Because I've never ridden a pony
Never had a pet dragon
Never seen a computer
Never read a fanfiction written about me and that damned Weasel boy
And never left my house with more than one breakfast.
If Blondes Have More Fun
Then fun must be really boring.
Because I've never seen someone not dressed to kill
Never seen my father kill Potter (like he said he would)
Never slashed my wrists
Never had a good set of followers; I just have to blockheaded brutes to do my dirtywork
Never allowed myself to punch Mudblood Granger back
And I've never been able to do anything I've never done. Obviously.
If Blondes Have More Fun
Then fun must be really boring.
Because I'm really bored a lot, because nobody allows me to do anything.
Never have I made my own supper
Never did my own laundry
Never made my own hate mail
Never even joined the Harry Potter Hateclub in my name
Never rapped to some stupid song I didn't even understand
Never died my hair green
Never wore bling
And Never seen Hagrid's bird-horse get massacred.
If Blondes Have More Fun
Then fun must be really boring.
I love my stupidity. How do you like my stupidity? I am soooo Highper right now!