Takanoru- I'm back! And I've brought the sequel to my drabbles with me. I've had several of these one-shots for awhile. The only thing keeping me back was the lack of a title XP I'm gonna try to make it to 50. Ideas are always welcome. Enjoy!

-I'm only doing this once-

Disclaimer- I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist. If I did, it would be a RoyEd yaoi and those two yelling at each other would be considered flirting XD

Summary- A collection of RoyEd one-shots with other odd pairings thrown in for flavor. Not all are romance, not all are happy.

Flirting

The walk home was cold, being December, and it was about to get colder. Roy walked with his arm around Ed's waist, keeping him close and both of them warm. As they walked by a small restaurant, two girls cam out and instantly spotted Roy. He returned their glance with a smirk and a wink and the girls melted. Ed noticed these small gestures yet stayed where he was. One minute and thirty-eight seconds later he couldn't hold it in any longer.

"What was that?"

"Hm?"

"Back there. The two girls."

"That?" Roy laughed, "that was just innocent flirting."

"You don't need to flirt. You have me," Ed said as he pulled away and began to lose body heat.

"I'm well aware of that, but don't you enjoy making women swoon with nothing but a sweet smile?"

"Um…I'm not really…you're more of the type that they like," he said softly.

Roy smirked, "That's even better, I won't have to worry about them then."

Ed looked at him, "What?"

"I'll have you all to myself."

"Do I need to worry about them?"

"No."

"Okay, now open the door. You've got the keys and I'm cold."

That night, Roy showed Ed just how much he belonged to him.

-.-

The next morning Roy woke and stumbled into the bathroom. He looked into the mirror and written across his forehead was the word 'MINE'. He picked up the nearest cloth, lathered it with soap and began to scrub. He removed the cloth only to see that the word was still there. Ed appeared in the doorway with an evil grin on his face.

"I just wanted to make sure you knew."

"With permanent ink!"