If Jake and his freinds Evil side unleashed
Yang Jake:Its time to send a message to our good buddy Profecer Rootwod
Yang Jake,Yang Trixie and Yang Spud spray paint on Rootwoods house(I Eat my own Snot!)
Proffecer Rootwood:What NO I DO NOT EAT MY OWN SNOT!
Yang Jake:Well then why did you paint that on
your house unless you long to consume your own snot.
Yang
Trixie:Man thats gross
Yang Jake:What Kind of a creature gains
nutrtion from there own mucus Spud?
Yang Spud:They do man!
Yang
Jake:Thats absolutly correct!
(Long Pause)
Yang
Spud"SNOT
Proffecer Rootwood:I WILL HAVE YOUR HEADS FOR
THIS!
Mr.Rootwood:Its
time to hunt MAGIC!(He goese fast in his car then see's Jake and his
pals)OH NO HE DID NOT DO THAT!
Spud:Did he see it?
(Jake
holding up a loser sign)
Yang Jake:Oh yes.
Trixie:Oh man hes
backing up!LETS FREAKING FLY HES BACKING UP COME ON!
Jake:No..well
double his plesure(Hold up two loser signs and his plas do the
same)
Spud:TAKE SIX MUCHO!
Jake:and register for the Hall of
Lame
Professor Rotwood:NOW THEY WILL PAY!
(Jake's Phone rings he picks it up)
Jake:Hello?
Professor Rotwood:Uhhh helo uhhh im Mr . uuuhhhh
Jake:Im sorry you have the wrong number.
(Jake
hangs up)
Professor Rotwood:GRRR HIT REDILE!
(Once again his
phone rings)
Jake:Hello?
Professor Rotwood:Hello this is uhh
Mr.Jar I belive that
Jake:Im sorry you have the wrong
number.
(Jake Hangs up)
Professor Rotwood:NOT AGAIN!
(Agian
Jake's Phone rings)
Jake:Hello?
Professor Rotwood:Yes dont
Hang up!Im looking for Mr .George Washington
Jake:Horrible try
Yo.
(Hangs up)
Professor Rotwood:Oh they are so
mad!
(Professor Rotwood's phone rings)
Professor
Rotwood:Hello?
Trixie:Yeah look my names Speth and Im looking
for James loon.
Professor Rotwood:Ill ask...MOM DO WE KNOW A
JAMES LOON?
Professor Rotwood's Mom:NO ROTTY!
Professor
Rotwood:No im sorry.
Trixie:Well how bout semore
butts
Professor Rotwood to his mom WHAT ABOUT A SEMORE
BUTTS
Professor Rotwood's Mom Laughs
Professor Rotwood:Nope
why dont you leave a message.
Jake:Yes if you could give him
this message that he could go Jump into Hudson bay who ever you
are you can jump into Hudson's bay to!
Professor Rotwood:Well
thats a rude message...wait WHO IS THIS?
(Jake and his friends
apear on Professor Rotwood's Tv)
Jake (mocking Professor
Rotwood) This is who this is.
Professor Rotwood(with a water
ballon)EAT THIS!(He throws it at the Tv and destroys it
Professor
Rotwood mom:ROOTY DID YOU DESTORY ANOTHER TV?
Professor
Rotwood:NO!
Proffecere
Rootwood:NIEN THE TIME FOR MATURATY IS OVER!(he picks up a phone and
diles Pizzia hutt)
Proffecere Rootwood:Yes I would like to order
ten no wit FIFTY LARGE PIZZIAS!
(Large turk of Pizzia is deliverd
to Jake's house)
Pizzia:YO you guys order fifty pizzias
Jake:Yes
but by my count you nine seconds late.
Pizzia guy:Oh man that
means there free.
Proffecer Rootwood is invited to a so called
party at a abandond fish factory where he meets Yang Jake and his
pals.
Proffecer Rootwood:So Mr.long have you threw a party for my
honor what do you have to eat.
Yang Jake(With a divious
Smile):Hmmm let me think try eating this!(Push a red
button)
Commputer Voice:Fish Factory will blow fish in 30...
years
Yang Spud:I told you man it needs to be set.
Yang
Jake:Well that is benth me.
Yang Trixie:Threw out the
dirrections?
Yang Jake:Im a master mind!
YANG Spud:Dang it man
I told you it needs to be set when we got it out of the box!
Yang
JAke:Well get him to wait.
Yang Spud(to Rootwood)SIT ANIMAL
SIT!(And trys to set the the self destruct mashine to
seconds)
Computer voice:29,28,27,26,25,24.
Yang Jake:(With an
anoyed face)Spud do it right.
Yang Spud:Man I am doing it
right!(Pushes again)
Computer Voice:27 centuraies.
Yang
Jake:Now your doing the wrong way.
Yang Spud:IT TAKES A WHILE!So
Shut up and let me think(Keeps pushing it the wrong way)
Computer
Voice:27 decads,27 millinums.
Yang Jake:(more anyoed face)Spud
your testing my patians.
Yang Spud:IM WORKING ON THIS
THING!.
Proffecer Rootwood:Need some help ive had trouble with
these things.
Yang Jake:Move Spud and let the monkey do
it.
Proffecer Rootwood:Oh this is so 1970's,so when do you want it
to blow up.
Yang Jake and his pals are leaving
Yang Jake:Ummmmm
five seconds.
Proffecer Rootwood:Oh okay.
Computer
voice:5,4,3,1
Proffecer Rootwood:Wait!(The factory blows fish on
him)
(Back at Proffecer Rootwood's place Yang Jake and his pals
have invaded and taken over Jake is playing the gutair,Spud is
playing games and Trixies eating pizzia,Proffecer Rootwood comes in
coverd with fish)
Proffecer Rootwood:That was very uncool..HEY
THERE ARE NO POSTERS IN MY ROOM!
Yang Jake:We thought youd feel
that way so we STAPLED THEM!
Proffecer Rootwood:But that ruins
the paint!
Yang Jake:We do what we want.
Proffecer
Rootwood:Thats why your rued!
Yang Jake:We dont care about your
stuff.
Proffecer Rootwood:Because your stuff is cheap and by the
way your self destruct system is a peace of crude Mine is voice
activated all you have to do is say explode and my lair will do
is.
Yang Jake:Some Teacher.
Computer:5,4,3,2,1(Everyone runs
out as it explodes)
