i mean come on, i'm already making a serious timeloop fanfic. so why not a crack fanfic?
Aizawa gave one look at the kids in front of him, zipped up into a yellow cocoon, and then leaned against the wall.
"Not this again," He groaned, "Well, I know you all know what we're supposed to be doing. I don't think it'll do anything but waste my precious sleeping time at this point."
Murmurs of agreement broke out and they all rolled out their own sleeping bags. Aizawa's eyes twitched open in surprise and he heaved out a sigh.
"As class president, I cannot have us wasting our time! Although I do admit, this sleeping bag is quite relaxing..." Iida said, his arms doing a chopping motion inside of his sleeping bag.
Not even five minutes of silence and Class 1A started complaining.
"I'm kinda boredddd..." Aoyama whined.
"There's no point in teaching when you all already know the course material," Aizawa's muffled voice came out, "Unless you would like to-"
"No!"
"No thanks, Aizawa-sensei!"
"Nope."
"Why the f-"
"We should probably shake things up a bit, yaknow, like have some fun this time!" Mina said, turning around in her pink cocoon.
Izuku poked his head out of his green sleeping bag, "What if... We drop in by the villans' base and say hi. Before they get to know us. Wouldn't that be kinda funny?"
Izuku Midoriya usually did not have bad ideas. Class 1-A was usually cautious. Aizawa was usually responsible.
"Was" and "usually" were the keywords.
"Why not," Todoroki said.
Chortles of agreement rang out in the crowd.
"Can we fucking kill that little shit Tomura then?"
Chortles of agreement and disagreement rang out in the crowd.
"It'll be fun to keep him alive," Sato said, "It kinda got boring last time without him."
"Why not have some fun this time? We always reset anyways," Kaminari said.
"Bro! Good idea!"
"Bro!"
"Will you two fucking shut up?"
"BakuBro!"
It just happened that a boy passed by their class. He looked in their window and gave a small scream. Inside the classroom, were silky caterpillars with heads poking out of them. Some of them had scrunched faces as if they were in pain. Others had looks of hopelessness. Was this what Class 1A had to go through? He was shaken to the core and ran back to the classroom in seconds.
"Does anyone else think that if someone looked inside, they would doubt our sanity?" Tokoyami asked, grunting in an effort to move in his black sleeping bag.
"Nah, they better get used to it."
"Knock, knock!"
Tomura Shigaraki and Kurogiri stared at each other, and then back at the door.
"Did you hire any new recruits?"
"No, did you?"
"Maybe Sensei did-"
"Open up!"
Kurogiri placed the glass he was wiping down onto the table. He sighed reluctantly and went to answer the door.
If there was one thing he would ever regret in his life, it would be opening this goddamn door.
"Surprise!"
About twenty kids decked out in gray uniforms streamed in with confetti and balloons. A girl with audio jacks for ears blasted loud music and Kurogiri didn't know if he wanted to die at that moment. Half of them were screaming and wrapping Shigaraki in bright, festive ribbons.
A blond haired boy started to shoot sparkly laser beams while everyone else tried to give Shigaraki a spa experience. There were creams being forced onto the twitchy blue-haired man's face, and his hair was being tugged and braided. Mindful of his hands, they had given him gloves and tried to tattoo his arms with silly designs.
Kurogiri stared blankly at the wrapped up boy and went back to his bar.
"Damn, I thought this would shock the misty dude," A redhead sighed dramatically, "Oh, woe is me!"
"Fear not, Juliet, I shall help!" A boy with yellow, electrifying hair laughed.
The next thing Kurogiri knew was waking up to Tomura's resistance and a lightning bolt taped on his collar. He blinked his glowing eyes towards the gift basket on his bar table.
"Kurogiri! Untie me at once!" Tomura's eyes seemed to say.
He'd probably get punished later, but first, he slowly went through the basket of goods the hero students left him. Maybe they weren't so bad after all. They did tape Shigaraki's mouth, so he supposed he couldn't get too mad at them. And plus, Tomura now had some eyebrows on fleek.
"Shigaraki-san, look, they left a note, should I read it?"
Muffled shouting.
"Dear Kurogiri and Shigaraki, you both suck."
They both made a lemon face.
"See you at the UA Unforeseen Joint Simulator soon! We're kind of bored. X O X O. Also, Nomu was only interesting the first time around. You can bring the entire horde of them if you want, we don't care."
Kurogiri couldn't help but wonder if this was class 1A from the UA that had just walked in.