Notes: Batman is owned by DC and the show is owned by Fox and Warner Bros. This story is dedicated to Bill Finger (Batman's creator), William Dozier (the show's creator), and Adam West (my favorite Batman and mayor).

Egghead wanted to get out of prison. He said "I've tried for months to get out of this rotten place."

King Tut replied "You should give up."

Egghead said "Well you should give up on thinking that you're King Tut. You're a former professor at Yale."

King Tut replied "People keep telling me that fib. They should all be ashamed for disrespecting me."

Egghead said "Coming up with a clever plan to get out of here seems wasteful. I'm going to use a more immature scheme to get out of here. Come to the cell Chief O'Hara."

Chief O'Hara asked "What do you want?"

Egghead said "The cell door seems a little wobbly. You should take it off and have it repaired."

Chief O'Hara replied "Okay." Chief O'Hara broke the cell door off and started dragging it to a repair shop. Egghead and King Tut walked out.

Meanwhile Bruce Wayne was at a restaurant. Bruce said "Waiter I think you should come here. There's a big problem."

The waiter asked "What's wrong Mr. Wayne?"

Bruce said "I noticed that there's some poison on my chicken. That's not a healthy thing to add to peoples' dinners."

The waiter replied "I'll tell the manager about this. We'll find out how the cook made such a big mistake."

The manager went into the kitchen and said "I have to talk to Brandon."

Brandon asked "What's going on dude?"

The manager said "There was poison on Bruce Wayne's chicken."

Brandon replied "I put a tiny bit of poison on there as a joke."

The manager said "Giving a customer poison is a terrible thing to do. It's not funny at all. You're not allowed to work here anymore."

Brandon replied "You don't understand comedy dude."

Brandon walked outside. He looked around and saw Egghead. Egghead said "Greetings young gentleman. I'm Egghead, the most eggcellent person in Gotham."

Brandon asked "What do you want fella?"

Egghead said "I want you to start putting poison on all of the eggs in Gotham."

Brandon asked "You want to poison everybody in Gotham?"

Egghead felt a little offended that Brandon would assume such a vile thing. Egghead said "I'm not that sinister. I want you to put poison on eggs so nobody will eat eggs anymore. That way I'll get all the eggs in Gotham. Make the poison visible so nobody eats the eggs. I want 100% of Gotham's eggs."

Brandon replied "That sounds like fun dude so I'll do it."

The next morning a majority of the eggs in Gotham had poison on them. Bruce asked "Are there any eggs left Alfred?"

Alfred Pennyworth said "I checked the supermarket Master Wayne, but there were no healthy eggs."

Bruce asked "What do you mean?"

Alfred said "All of the eggs have poison on them. I told the grocery store owner about so the store's crew managed to get rid of the eggs before anybody bought them."

Bruce replied "Thank goodness that no citizens got poisoned. Since this crime involves eggs it's pretty obvious that Egghead is the main villain of this plan."

Bruce got on his Batman costume and went to Commissioner Gordon's office. Batman looked around and saw that King Tut was in the office too. Batman asked "What's going on?"

Commissioner Gordon said "King Tut broke in here a few minutes ago."

Batman replied "Egghead is the one who is having the eggs of Gotham poisoned."

Chief O'Hara said "I spent several minutes trying to think of which criminal was doing the egg crimes."

Batman asked "What are you doing King Tut?"

King Tut said "I'm a criminal, but I'm also a king. A king gets along with several kinds of people. In fact Egghead is one of my friends. I'm here to stop you from ruining his plans."

Batman replied "I know what his plan is so I think that stopping him will be pretty easy."

King Tut said "You're incredibly wrong about that Batman. Egghead's a smart egg. He's smarter than silly detectives like you. If you try to stop Egghead from poisoning eggs he could have Brandon poison other food."

Batman asked "Is Brandon a criminal?"

King Tut said "He's a former cook."

Batman asked "Can I have the address to Egghead's hideout?"

King Tut said "Okay." King Tut handed the address paper to Batman.

Batman replied "Despite being a very smart professor it's not very hard to trick you."

King Tut said "I'm ashamed of you for tricking someone of royalty Batman." King Tut punched Batman. Batman punched back. After a few minutes of fighting King Tut passed out. He woke up and asked "Where's the principal?"

Batman said "He got his memories back, but he has a prison sentence to take care of before his next class begins."

Meanwhile Egghead was in his hideout. Egghead said "There's a big problem that's ruining my plans." Egghead whined "The eggs are being thrown away. I don't want to eat a cities' supply of garbage eggs. I have to get the citizens of the city to reject the eggs, but not throw them away."

Batman drove to Egghead's hideout. Batman walked in and said "Hi Egghead. I've cracked the plot of your plans."

Egghead replied "You're trying to ruin a plan that's flawed enough."

Batman said "I realized the problem with your plan too. If I didn't stop your evil plan you'd eat millions of eggs from garbage cans."

Egghead replied "There would be a better variety than that Batman."

Batman asked "What do you mean?"

Egghead said "There would be eggs in garbage cans, dumps, recycle bins, desks, and baskets."

Batman replied "Well I assume that all of those eggs won't be edible."

Egghead said "I haven't eaten too many eggs from garbage cans. They taste very icky, but I hope that there are some eloquent recycle centers that have eggs."

Batman replied "You're not a very bright egg."

Egghead whined "I ruined my plan instead of you ruining it. Well since I'm a super villain I have the honor of blaming my problems on you."

Brandon walked in and asked "What's going on dudes?"

Egghead said "My plan is a mess. I'm putting the blame on Batman and you."

Brandon replied "Be nice dude. I did the job that you told me to do. I want some payment."

Egghead said "You're going to get a eggy type of payment." Egghead put a carton of rotten eggs on Brandon's shoulders.

Brandon replied "This is the closest thing that I've had to a bath this month."

Batman said "You did some rotten things Brandon."

Brandon replied "I'm sorry bro. I was trying to have fun, not do crimes."

Batman said "You should go the police and tell them about what you did. Also take a lot of showers."

Brandon responded "Okay bro." Brandon walked out of Egghead's hideout and started running to the police station.

Batman said "Your crimes are more repulsive than expired eggs."

Egghead replied "I've cancelled my egg poison plans. However I do plan on accomplishing a very special victory today Batman."

Batman asked "What do you want to do?"

Egghead said "Win a battle with you."

Batman replied "You're skills are more about cooking than fighting."

Egghead said "Well I'm going to cook up the ultimate battle with you." Egghead threw cartons of eggs at Batman. Batman grabbed Egghead and punched him across the room.

Batman said "You're a weak fighter. You should stop all of the crimes. You could become a wonderful chef. I think that would work well for your egg hobby."

Egghead replied "I also have a hobby of being evil."

Batman said "I wish that criminals didn't have that hobby." Batman punched and kicked Egghead for several minutes. After the battle ended Egghead passed out.

Egghead and Professor McElroy got put back in the same cell they were previously in. Egghead said "Batman's the opposite of eggcellent."

Professor McElroy said "I'm a professor, not a criminal. Why am I here?" Egghead threw a bunch of eggs on Professor McElroy's head which messed up his memory. King Tut said "I'm the best king in this entire prison."

A week later Batman visited Commissioner Gordon's office. Commissioner Gordon said "Brandon has been acting much better in recent days Batman. He promised to give up pranks that involve poison."

Batman replied "This adventure proves that people can be tricked into doing bad things, but they can redeem themselves. I believe that even my most evil villains can redeem themselves. I look forward to the day where everybody in Gotham is a good person and I'll work a hard as I can to make that mission happen."