So, I've been obsessed with Kuroshitsuji for a year, and when I finally decide to post something, it's this silly little oneshot. Oh well. This just came to me the other day, and I couldn't resist writing it. Hope you enjoy =]

Takes place after Ciel becomes a demon…you can decide whether it's recent or a while after.

Disclaimer: Oh how I wish I owned these characters! …but I don't. So, yeah. :`(

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Ciel Phantomhive watched with one laconic blue eye as the redheaded girl before him ranted and raved.

"We had a deal!" she shrieked, face flushed with fury, "You're my demon. You're supposed to do whatever I say, but all you do is sit around on your butt and eat my snacks!"

Ciel winced at the sheer amount of high-pitched noise coming from his contractor. Annoying as her shouting was, Ciel decided to wait for the hissy-fit to die down. Surely she couldn't keep up yelling at that pitch for very long.

At long last, she ran out of expletives. With a final huff, the girl crossed her arms over her chest and glared at Ciel, waiting for an answer.

Ciel chuckled, further irritating his mistress.

"Little girl, I am neither your mother nor your maid," He said lazily, "if you want those dishes to get done, I suggest you do them yourself."

"But the contract-" the redhead whined, but Ciel cut her off.

"Says that I am to follow any and all of your commands relating to your revenge," The boy demon recited, "I don't see what your minor chores have to do with that."

Unable to think of an intelligent response, the girl sent Ciel a final piercing glare before storming off, presumably to do the accursed dishes.

Smirking, Ciel popped a chocolate bon-bon (filched from the girl's cupboards) into his mouth. As he chewed the confection slowly, Ciel realized he was no longer alone.

"Honestly. To think that I, Ciel Phantomhive would lower myself to such repulsive tasks," He said to the second demon now standing beside him. Sebastian didn't respond, but his lips curled in amusement.

At the lack of response, Ciel sighed, "What an appalling little brat."

"Oh yes. Absolutely awful," Sebastian agreed, though he wasn't talking about the girl.

Ciel looked at Sebastian sharply, "What's that tone supposed to mean."

Sebastian didn't answer, much to Ciel's annoyance, but changed the subject.

"One would think she doesn't know how direct orders can be used to ensure a demon's obedience," The elder said, amusement lacing his words.

"She never asked, and it wasn't really relevant, so I never bothered to tell her," Ciel said haughtily.

"It's not like you to cheat, Young Master," Sebastian couldn't help smirking.

"Really Sebastian," A small, rare smile graced Ciel's face, "Which is more likely: me cheating, or me actually doing housework?"

Well, Ciel had Sebastian there.

"…Right"