Back On Air To Be Back In The Game

"Live from Ontario, Canada, it's the Total Drama Sex Tour Aftermath Show!"

The crowd cheered as the two hosts of the Aftermath, Geoff and Bridgette, made their way on to the stage and took a seat at the couch in the middle of it. "Hey there, everyone!" Geoff said. "I'm Geoff!"

"And I'm Bridgette!" Bridgette added. "And this is the Total Drama Sex Tour Aftermath Show!"

"But this is a very special Aftermath episode, isn't it, Bridge'?" Geoff asked.

"That's right, Geoff! Tonight, four female ex-contestants will compete for the chance to join the cast of lovely ladies on the Total Drama Jet and be a part of Total Drama Sex Tour!"

"We've also got several never-before-seen clips of contestants getting down and dirty both on and off the camera!" Geoff announced. "Speaking of contestants, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, introducing the Peanut Gallery!"

The audience cheered as a spotlight lit up a stand with every Total Drama contestant who wasn't currently in the game or in the hosts' harems in it, except for Junior who was way too young to be anywhere near a porn show.

"Now, in order to get events under way, we've got a very special way to choose our competitors for tonight's contest." Bridgette said. "We've decided to bring back our gimmick from Total Drama World Tour's Aftermayhem episode!" A crew of interns came out carrying air cannons. "Our interns are going to shoot cans of airline-issued peanuts for our female contestants to catch! If you find a special surprise in your can, that means that you're going to be one of our competitors today!"

The female contestants from the Peanut Gallery all took their positions on the stage, ready to catch those peanut cans. "Ready!" Geoff yelled. The interns raised their air cannons. "Aim!" The studio went absolutely silent. Everyone was on the edge of their seat to see who would be chosen to be given a possible chance to enter the TDST competition. "FIRE!"

The interns fired their air cannons, shooting dozens of peanut cans towards the female contestants. Each girl caught a can and opened them. For the first few moments, nobody found anything other than peanuts inside their cans, but then, all of a sudden…

"Whoa!" From the can being opened by Kitty, a dildo sprang out. "Hey! I got one!"

"And we have our first competitor!" Geoff announced. "Kitty, strip down and get over here!" Kitty happily took off her clothes and rushed over to the center of the stage. It wasn't too much longer before another girl found a surprise in her can.

From Sky's can, another dildo popped out. "Guess I'm in too." She said, taking off her clothes and going over to join Kitty.

From Jo's can, a third dildo popped out. "Yes!" She exclaimed as she took off her clothes. "I'm gonna fucking destroy you bitches!"

Finally, the last dildo was found in Beth's can. "Yay! I got one! I got-"

Beth was silenced by a punch to the face, knocking her out. Eva bent down and picked up Beth's can of peanuts, rubbing her hand after delivering that hard punch. "Looks like I'm the last contestant." She said threateningly. "Anyone got a problem with that?"

Obviously, nobody had a problem with that. Eva stripped down and joined the other girls. "And there you have it!" Geoff announced. "Our four competitors who will compete to win a spot on the Total Drama Jet!"

"We're going to take a quick commercial break," Bridgette said, "but, in the meantime, why don't we have the audience vote for which never-before-seen clip gets shown first?"

"Great idea, babe!" Geoff concurred. "Just like last time, we have four options for clips, one from each generation of Total Drama. Vote for which one you want to see by leaving a review on this fic!" Bridgette rolled her eyes. At this point, she was done reminding Geoff that this was a show and not a "fic," whatever he meant by that.

The options for clips to see are…

1. From TDI, see Heather discipline her two bitches for disappointing her

2. From TDROTI, see what Jo is willing to do in exchange for a cut of the million

3. From TDPI, see who Sky hooked up with backstage at the Olympics

4. From TDPRR, see what Sanders and MacArthur did in their free time during their time at the police academy

"The choice is yours, folks!" Bridgette said. "Stay tuned!"

Voting for the first clip will end on Sunday the 25th