a/n: No characters from the Big Bang Theory belong to me, and I make no profit from them. This is simply for fun.
This is for Ultrawoman; I finally got round to writing it:-)
A few words about the individual elements which make up the Big Bang Theory-starting with Mr Cooper
1/ Sheldon Cooper
A CAT scan built at home
Defines a childhood like no other.
An evolution doubting,
Bible quoting,
Loving mother.
A guinea pig revealed
And, seconds later,
Up in flames;
Playmates laughing at
Not with him,
Mystified by games.
A brother and twin sister,
Mom describes as
"Dumb as soup".
No explanation needed why
Young Sheldon
Flew the coop.
~0~
An IQ numbered higher
Than most people can conceive.
A genius;
Emotionally and socially
Naive.
An expert in his field
With quite a wealth of
General knowledge
Who struggles to connect
With those who went to
Local college.
~0~
A stickler for the same routine;
Same sofa place,
Same meals;
He understands the universe
But not how someone feels.
An interest in ephemera,
From Marvel to Sci-Fi
Yet ordinary social trends
Completely pass him by.
~0~
Untroubled by his neighbours' charms,
However cute and pretty;
But softer traits are glimpsed
With Moonpie, Mee-Maw,
And "Soft Kitty"
A stranger to the "bedroom arts",
Romance just leaves him cold;
Yet sometimes,
Like the rest,
He simply needs a hand to hold.
Those friends
Who tolerate his quirks;
Are few and far between;
And willing to accept
What contact
With this man might mean.
~o~
He sticks to his own world-view
Like a limpet sticks to rock;
Rock, scissors;
Scissors, paper;
Paper, lizard;
Spock.
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