Passed boundaries

Chapter one: Grape juice

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"More cleavage Titania, you need to dominate the shoot sweetie!" Exclaimed the photographer namely called Stuart, Erza didn't know who the hell he was, nor did she truly believe that this guy was an employee of Sorcerer weekly. Was this what Mira had to endure every time she got called in to do a gravure shoot?

"No, no, no, salamander! You are being unnecessary shy; don't get discouraged when I say that the Titania is the dominant one, you Mr. Dragneel are supposed to be the savage lusting male who is supposed to take her any moment now! We have about 200 frames left people, make it snappy!" Erza's face took on the same traits as her hair when the queer photographer in tight leather pants and a horrible denim jacket gave Natsu his instructions.

Natsu on the other hand was nearing a panic attack, this isn't what Mira had told him, it seemed as if there was something fishy about this whole thing, as Happy would most definitely say…or maybe not, he was kind of weird most of the time when it came to things like this.

The two fairy tail mages were clad in beach gear, Natsu being the one with the swimming trunks who were black with a fire orange outlining, while Erza had been offered a revealing bikini. The bottom piece showing off her well-toned thighs to the camera flashes. They both had never expected that they would meet each other here; according to Mira they would simply replace her in the weekly gravure shoot at the sorcerer weekly, they were supposed to meet up with Jason and things would proceed in the normal fashion, well, neither had been in a photo shot…

"Mr. Dragneel! You are a predator; your prey is in your sights, devour her! Use the inhale I told you about earlier, don't just stand around there, time is money, and I suppose you want some, ain't that right fairy tail folks?" How this guy could be so calmly spouting crap at this rate didn't come to Natsu, he might not be brightest fellow around but he knew his boundaries and this was Erza, one did not simply invade Erza's free space without losing a tooth or two, this Stuart guy was insane. The rosette was astounded by the fact that the fairy queen hadn't impaled her sword in his chest yet!

Erza was on the brink of giving up, but she would still keep going, if Mira did this kind of stuff then she would be damned if it proved undo-able for her! It was all about fighting spirit! But the problem was this: The night before Erza had been fiddling around in Levy's library…again, she was looking for, well, let's say stimulating literature to keep her nerves calm and easy, or so she thought…

-ooo-

The heroine in the book she read, was a model in her twenties, with the perfect life before her, and the most sought after body that would make the members of the fairer sex green in agonizing envy and the males gawking, one day a male model debuts in her agency and they are paired up to be photoed together. One thing led to another and they both ended up passionately entangled into each other's limbs after wards. Page after page, led to a sleepless night of sexual tensions, and Erza wake.

Upon hearing the chirping of birds, Erza knew that she had been reading the whole night. Only to fall asleep still comfortably seated in her arm chair. Mira's offer seemed to be the right thing for her, she needed some alone time, dedicated to her, yes she had allowed herself to be selfish, even if it was just this once!

-ooo-

Erza was feeling a lot more brave today, she could almost imagine herself to be the main protagonist from Levy's book, she was so engrossed in her role that her head was spinning, round and round, it was tenacious.

The photographer was not happy, the mages had been useless this whole shoot, the pink haired one was frozen in place, it was as if he was scared shit-less, what, hadn't he ever had a woman? Bullshit, with the abs like his own he could get anyone! "Don't just stand around, salamander! Aren't you supposed to be fearless!?" This guy wouldn't let him take a break, Natsu strangely enough felt the ever so growing urge to punch him the face repeatedly!

Gathering his resolve the pink haired fire dragon slayer mustered enough courage to snare his arm around Erza's shoulders in a supposedly casual motion. The Titania slightly winced at the touch of his warm sticky skin; it felt oddly nice, even if the sweat was repulsing.

"Ah, gods, Mike take a look at this! Now they have gotten all buddy-buddy! They are worthless after all! I just saw the salamander get friend zoned! That is not what a predator does, gosh…just cancel this whole gig, my brain cells just took suicide after watching this tragic scene play out…" Mike was the tall slender man in the beige chino pants and button up Hawaii shirt; all in all he seemed to be a suck up.

"HEY, take that back! Fire dragons: Roa-" The rose haired dragon was enraged and positively furious! Taking this stuck up guys mocking was one thing, but going ahead and calling him worthless was stepping over the line! With Erza here Natsu had been very careful to be on his best behavior, but he wasn't going to just suck it up and go on with life, NO, he was going to take that damn camera of his and shove it up so far up his ass so it would end up behind his eyes! That was the plan until Erza decided to interfere…

With a swift move the Titania had grasped a hold of Natsu's ear and was delivering a fitting punishment. "Excuse him, Mr. Stuart, my companion is feeling a bit ill at the moment so I request a switch of roles, let me be the…predator…" She couldn't believe her own ears, what was she spouting, predator? She knew she should just have tagged along with Natsu's plan and thrashed the place but, somewhere deep within, Erza wanted to do this.

Being very careless and uninterested the leather pants clad photographer got ready to snap a few more frames as he spoke. "If you insist, I am feeling merciful today, Mike ready the lights" And so the second session of the day began, with Erza as the lustful part. Natsu was still mad; he needed to vent his anger. Thanks to that he couldn't concentrate on his job at hand.

Suddenly he felt two warm slender arms snare passionately around his back and onto his front, standing perplexed at the scarlet knight's action. "E-Erza?"

Erza didn't know either, it was as she was going on impulse, and scenes from her recent dive into Levy's smut novel collection had left her confused and wanting. "Shut up and just let me do this…"

Many emotions ran through Erza, it felt wrong, yet so right, had Natsu's back always been this broad and well defined? Well it didn't matter, it was all for the success task before her! She needed this, and did not care what the photographer though. Natsu on the other hand was on the verge of passing out! Cold sweat started being produced in his pores and dangerous thoughts ran loose inside his mind.

Pressing her lush bust at Natsu's back in compromising pose, thus making her bum look tight, it all was very suggestive and it seemed like Stuart loved it! "Madame scarlet, you are fantastic, cool, the very definition of sexy!" Feeling encouraged by this, Erza intensified her suggestive assault on Natsu, letting out all her pent up stress and emotions. The Titania released her hands from her previous hug and proceeded to turn Natsu around and used her left hand to trace her hand down through Natsu's stomach, taking in the feel of his muscles.

Natsu felt really awkward, to be honest he didn't like this situation at all, Erza was being very confident, and overwhelming. Natsu hadn't ever been in this situation before, ever! But, two could play this game; as the rosette was tired of being played with! It didn't help that Stuart was literally jumping in his seat while taking the growing amount of pictures and yelling at him.

"Salamander, fight back, and reclaim your role as the dominant male! Give me passion, come on!" Alright! He was fired up already, now he could battle it out with Erza, he was going to make her withdraw!

As she continued to caress his body, Natsu took the initiative and moved in on the crimson knight's flank and attacked her milky white neck by tenderly kissing it, leaving a delicate trace of kisses all the way to her collarbone. Erza's breath hitched and her breathing grew ragged, Natsu's lips while being soft, were indescribably warm. His kisses left her a tingling sensation of pleasure to cope with, that was very embarrassing to begin with, Erza had clearly drawn a firm line were she thought things would get out of hand, or so she thought! Natsu was going to feel her wrath…later.

Between her small suggestive fast paced breaths Erza managed to utter a few words. "Natsu, ngh, y-you are so dead when we are done here!" When he heard that Natsu's blood iced in his veins, and his attack came to an abrupt stop, Erza sure was pissed! However the scarlet knight didn't appreciate that his hands had stopped tracing around her body, so she once again took the initiative.

Erza used her brute strength to simply trip over the rosette dragon slayer, who was beginning to get second thoughts. What the hell was wrong with Erza? Wasn't this just a game they both played? That's what he thought, but Erza didn't, or so it seemed.

The Titania was gazing down upon the fallen dragon slayer, she did so with a lustful intention, upon every passing second the Titania noticed a new line of muscle on Natsu's body that would make drool, the small beads of sweat that trailed from his neck and downwards really emphasized his well-toned figure, he seemed so much more attractive than before. At the moment Natsu didn't care about Erza's approach, there was a more serious matter at hand. As Erza's breathing got more and more constant, Natsu could feel the stench of grapes and something else that was irking his nostrils, it was the same smell from the grape juice he and Happy tried earlier...

In the lounge, earlier…

Pink tufts of hair could be spotted in the lounge, Natsu and happy was seated near a window, in front of them was vial of unknown origin. As neither of them had ordered anything like this. The Bottle was made out of glass and there was a white label posted on the bottle, Natsu couldn't decipher its meaning, nor could happy.

"Hey Natsu, what does sha-at-ou ge-ou-les mean?" The blue exceed was not certain how to pronounce the words written, it seemed to be in some foreign language.

"Man, where is Levy when you need her, I have heard from Luce that she is very good with words!" Natsu was sure Levy could tell them what it said on the label, she had always been notorious for being a book worm, and if she had read a lot of books then at least one of the books must have mentioned the words written on the label!

"I see, I see, I saw her once doing a crossword she was super-fast, you have a point there!" Happy was also certain that levy was the man for the job!

"Well, Levy is not here now, and I wanna know what's inside!" Without as much as a second though Natsu grabbed the bottle and drew out the cork, with a plop it flew away! As he carefully placed the bottle back on the wooden table, Natsu encouraged Happy to take a sniff at the liquid. "Smell it happy! How is it like?" His eyes were sparkling and the trademark grin was back on his face, flashing his sharp canines to the world.

Happy did as he was told and took a smell at the aroma the bottle welled out porously. "Natsu, Natsu! It smells like grapes! I bet it's super tasty!" Happy was ecstatic, the liquid was supposedly very good smelling! Natsu couldn't keep himself from doing the same, he needed to see if Happy talked the truth.

Grabbing a hold of the bottle neck, Natsu delicately moved it closer to his dragon slayer nose, and prepared to take a small innocent sniff. But the results were far from expected, at first thought there was a satisfying aroma of sweet grapes, but then the bomb hit. The next sensation that hit his nostrils was horrible, it was so concentrated that it made his nose burn and his eyes teary! Happy was a liar! This smelled like crap!

Distancing himself from the drink Natsu looked back up to his blue exceed friend, it seemed Happy had decked and was soundly asleep. What the hell was this for a sort of drink? A sleep potion, or maybe a drug? Natsu didn't know, and would probably not try it out!

Deciding to leave Happy there he was, after all he seemed to have very pleasant dreams, if one would go by the small trickles of drool that were trailing down his furry chin. Just as the dragon slayer was about to leave he felt a heavy armored hand on his shoulder, it was of course his right shoulder where his skin was bare, and the cold plating from the armor gave him a severe case of goosebumps, wait what! Armored? If going by Natsu's experience that could only mean one thing! ERZA!

"Natsu what are you doing here? Aren't you supposed to be on a job?" hahah, this was bad...why was Erza here? Mira didn't mention any of this! "Er, why are you here?" That was a very stupid question, Erza always had a reason, if she didn't she still had a reason, that was how it was with Erza!

But what meet Natsu's face wasn't an armored gauntlet to the face, quite the contrary actually! Erza was acting all embarrassed and flushed, and kept fidgeting with her index fingers, while from time to time stroking back her tufts of scarlet hair...it was kind of cute, to be truthful.

"I am, eh, here, to fill in for Mirajane!" She said while trying to look inconspicuous, Natsu believed her but wanted to keep the conversation away from why he was here!

"Ah, okay, um, what are you doing for her..?" Damn it, no matter how hard she tried, Erza couldn't lie to a guild mate, she would try but it would mostly just come out as a confession rather than a smooth indirect answer.

"I am here to take a gravure shoot for Mira, as she is sick!" Huh, what were the odds, Natsu was also here in Mira's place. But he wasn't going to do a gravure shoots, was he?

"Ah, nice me too, Mira sent me, in fact I think I am going to go...erm...upstairs, and change, see ya!" Phew, catastrophe evaded, he was safe for now! But if Erza was also here then he had to be careful to not break anything, start any fights, steal any food from the cafeteria and use the doors!

"Wait, Natsu...oh well, I'll catch up with him later, after all it seems that Mira sent us to the same job." It didn't bother Erza that Natsu was here, in fact it was good to not be alone on a job like this, Natsu might lighten up the mood. Erza was going to proceed after Natsu, when she spotted happy in one of the cushioned seats, the rays of the sun hitting his eyes in his sleep. Making the blue exceed twist and turn. The Titania decided to turn Happy onto his stomach, thus preventing the sun to annoy his sleep.

When she was done, the bottle that stood on the wooden table caught her attention. She could use some refreshments, the cork was gone and the aroma of grapes hit her senses, and she quite liked it. Using the crystal glass that stood next to the bottle to pour a decent amount of the beverage into it, then bringing it closer to her mouth in order to sip from the liquid. Ah, how refreshing, had Natsu been drinking this sort of stuff all the time? Oh, how she had missed out on things. It was the most delicious grape juice she ever had tasted, it was as if her headache from her sleepless night of reading had completely vanished.

Erza was sure Natsu wouldn't mind that she helped herself with another glass, after all he hadn't even touched the bottle aside from unscrewing the cork...

Back at the shoot...

The fairy queen had used the dragon slayers distraction as a means of catching him off guard, and was now effectively straddling him. Natsu had nowhere to escape now, she Erza had yet again beaten him, utterly and completely! Moving in with the final blow, Erza gently cupped her palm on Natsu's cheek, he regained his composure as he discovered her close presence, he didn't know what to do, his hands had no where to hold onto, every place he though of was a no-no zone. Instead he let his voice be heard: "Erza, stop it, this is getting weird!" His pleads went unheard as he got her initial reply: "I though I told you too keep quiet and let me do this?"

Then it happened, Erza leaned in with her now pillowy yet moist lips and initiated a passionate kiss with the dumbfounded dragon slayer, who in turn softened from his tense state and tried to kiss back, as Natsu tried to breath Erza took the chance and slid her tongue in the opening of his lips. There a fierce battle took place as both parties wanted control over the other. Natsu was lost, in the strangely satisfying taste of strawberry and grapes. With her other free hand Erza took a hold Natsu's and guided it to her back, like entwined snakes their limbs snared around each other's bodies, Natsu didn't know it would be this good, and he would gladly continue if Erza was fine with it.

In all of this commotion neither Natsu or Erza had noticed that they were being watched, Stuart and Mike had stopped taking pictures a while ago, they were shocked, the Titania had put up a show, not in their wildest dreams had they imagined that...this would happen.

"CUT! STOP!" Like a spring he jumped away from her, mostly because Natsu didn't know if what he had done was right, he was still sweating and his whole body felt unusually warmer then usual. With his heart in his throat the rosette dragon slayer waited for Erza's reaction, she wasn't herself that much was clear, but she was still Erza and...she was asleep? Erza had simply decided to doze off, like happy did earlier. It must be the effect of the grape juice!

"You two were amazing! We got many amazing pictures, thank you!" Natsu felt like time itself had stopped, pictures? Fuck, they were at a photo shoot, damn it! When Erza initiated the kiss he sort of entered a limbo, or something like that.

Walking up to the man with the leather pants, Natsu stated his question: "You aren't going to publish those are you, huh?" Letting out his killing intent upon the now scared witless man, Natsu made his point clear, the pictures weren't going to be published, Period!

"Of course, w-without your consent we can't do anything with these!" Stuart whimpered, while using his napkin to wipe off the sweat that had started gathering on his forehead.

"Good, that better be true!" The Salamander was so naïve and innocent, such a fool! Stuart and his tall assistant Mike watched as the pink haired dragon slayer hurried over to the Titania and picked her up, and carrying her to the exit in a piggy back hold. He didn't even care to change out of his clothes! Well not that the leather pants wearing man cared, he could keep them, really!

Now that they were gone he could express his emotions freely! "Mike did you just hear what the salamander said?" The tall man in the chino pants proceeded to answer in monotone voice: "Yes, Stuart-sama, he said that we can't publish anything, while that's true, the fact remains that we cane sell the pictures to a publisher that will!"

"Exactly," Stuart exclaimed. "I bet Sorcerer weekly are more than interested! Hurry, contact Jason, Mike when you talk to the guy, I want you to over exaggerate this scoop so much it will make the Blue Pegasus gay scandal look like a crap you find in ghetto alleyways!"

"Yes, Stuart-sama!" Mike replied.

-ooo-

Things were about to get a lot more complicated for the dragon and knight from this day onwards!

AN: I wrote this together in the span of three hours. And it may not be my best work, but it was very funny to write and it's romance! Relentless was getting me a writers block so I quickly had to switch to another project before I would just totally lose my muse!

Let me know if you think the concept of this fic is interesting, accordingly I will continue it! And I know my alcohol logic is a bit flawed, if you are mad sue me!

WARNING: there will be a lemon in the next chap, right at the start!

Leave me a line or two, as it makes my shipper heart flutter!

PS: Flames are lame and will be given to Natsu!