Curious George was the only being in all of Midgard with the power to stop that stupid guy, Loki, who wore a reindeer hat. Curious George would save the day. For this reason, Loki was mad at George. So Loki turned George into a monkey and gave George to a delusional man with a yellow hat. However, Loki had made an error because George had already been a monkey. So what did the god of mischief's spell do? It turned Curious George into a man-eating monkey.
George smiled and said: "Bye-Bye Loki!" And with a nom nom nom, George ate Loki and then went to floss his teeth. Boy, flossing Asgardian out of your teeth was hard work! So, they invented Super Floss, for the stubborn Norwegian god determined to give you tooth decay! Everyone began to buy Super Floss and it became more popular than even the mighty Batmobile. This made Batman sad. Oh how the mighty have fallen! Why was Batman sad? Because he's Batman!
Disclaimer: This story does not mean to offend any Asgardians in any way.