A Fun Work Day

K-chan: okay this is a total crack that I just came up with. And I know what you're thinking "BAD K-CHAN! You should be working on your other stories!" and I will I promise I just NEEDED to make this and after that I will finish all my stories and im sorry for not promising sooner I was grounded then I was looking at houses with my parents sorry lol anyway on with the crack!

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"Ryuzaki?" Light asked from the other end of the handcuffs.

"I don't want to alarm you but there is a girl standing in the middle of the room and it isn't Misa."

"What? How?" Ryuzaki asked spinning around to face the strange blue haired girl in the middle of the room.

"We don't know?" Matsuda finally said.

"Okay, what is your name?" Ryuzaki asked.

"Mynameisk-channicetomeetyoupandaboy!" The girl said at a remarkable speed.

"What?" Light asked absolutely baffled.

"She said, my name is K-chan nice to meet you panda boy." Matsuda said.

"Yupperz!" said K-chan, "OMG THERE IS A SQUIRAL OVER THERE!" *runs in circles giggling*

"I see no squirrel…" L said "Where do you come from?"

"I come from Mars!"

"That is wonderful" Light replied sarcastically

"OMG IS THAT A LAMP?" *hugs the near by lamp*

"Ryuzaki this girl is crazy." Light said.

"Maybe." L said back

"I LIKE…CHOCOLATE MILK!"

L gets his microphone and tells watari to bring in some chocolate milk.

Watari brings Chocolate milk.

Watari leaves

"L would you like to come to the dark side?" asked K-chan

"Why?" L asked.

"Because Light joined the dark side, we have cookies, a theme song. And you're in love with Light." K-chan said.

L blushes "I am not!"

"Are to"

"Am not"

"Are to"

"I love you L" light said

"I love you too…damn it!" L said

"HAAHA I got you XP" K-chan said

BB comes in the room.

"!"

Said K-chan

"BB, can I ask you some questions please?" K-chan asked

"Sure."

"What does love mean?"

"I will tell you when you're older…"

"Well what is … *elevator music starts playing.* YAOI-YURI-RAPE-MOLEST-LOVE-RICKROLLED-LOLLOL-ROFLMAO-ALLNIGHTERS-PELVICTHRUST-LOVERS-SMEXY-HOTTIE-TAPTHAT-SAGGIN-GAY-STRAIGHT-BI-AWESOMESAUCE-BLACK-WHIGHT-MICHELJACKSON-AYDDAYADDAYADDA-MORON-FATASS-RETARD-FUNCUMMAN-DRESS-DOUCHEBAG-SOUL-HEARTRAPE-Lesbo-AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAAHHAHA-"

O_O O_o o_o O.O

THE END?

If anyone wants to make a fanfic w/ the same theme characters and everything else but adding your own character telling K-chan what all that stuff means PM me I would love to read it XD