Sorry for the delay! orz Summer has been quite busy, but now that it is winding down, we'd like to continue our bloody, splendid crack filled story. ^_^ Though, honestly, I don't even know what I'm writing anymore. xP

Again:

Light- Me, Miyu! Otherwise known as the Awesome Stalker!

Bold- The lovely Shibu-chan!

So we present you *drumrollplzxD*... the Return of the Punk!


Prologue- Closed Space

Miyu

"Guh, where the bloody hell am I?" Ciel Phantomhive took a peek at his surroundings. Apparently, he was floating in what seems to be an empty closed space, blank, white, and not nearly close to Haruhi Suzumiya proportions.

"Is this heaven or hell?" Ciel thought, closing his eyes as he tries to recall the day's events. Blowing up London, swimming the English channel, nearly getting raeped in France, teaming up with a good for nothing lackie, getting kicked out of Norway by said lackie, trying to top... ehem rule the world, but what came next?

"I'm sorry Ciel, but this is for your own good."

Ciel took a second look. There was Chizu, clad in an angel maid costume.

"Wait a minute, how do you know my name?" Ciel panicked.

"Super Sparkling Moe Moe Kyun Supreme Deluxe!"

"HolY sHItE!"

Meanwhile...

"OHMAIFREAKENGOSH, IT'S FREEZING!"

"Almost like Siberia, da?"

America was clinging his dear life onto his Russian comrade. Both of them were stranded in a barren winter wonderland.

America groaned. "Can I pleassssse borrow your coat, dude?"

"Nyet!"