Oh, why hello there! Yes, I did finish the first series of this story two months ago but I enjoyed it so much I'm back again! Welcome to Mario Superstars 2, a project between me and Yoshpa Kong. It will have some new contestants, a new host and new dramas! Anyway, that's enough from me, let's get on with the show! :P
This chapter is by RedLumas.
The studio was filled with excited audience members. The stage was hidden behind a red curtain. The audience couldn't believe it when they heard the show was coming back. I mean, who would bring a game show like this back?
Suddenly, the curtains rose, revealing two figures in the centre, the spotlights on them. One, was a red floating star and the other was a green dinosaur.
"Welcome to Mario Superstars Two!" The star grinned "I'm Luma and this isn't Kamek." He grinned, pointing to his green co-host "Please, introduce yourself."
"Hello, I'm Yoshi and I'm the new host!" Yoshi beamed at the cheering audience.
"Now, before we introduce our contestants, there are now 24 of them instead of 20!" Yoshi announced.
"Do you want to meet our contestants?" Luma yelled to the audience.
"Yes!' The audience shouted in reply.
"Good, well the first contestant is the overrated one of the Mario brothers." Luma said.
"Luigi?" Yoshi asked.
"No! Please welcome Mario!" Luma smiled and Mario walked out waving to the cheering audience.
"That's SUPAH MARIO to you." Mario snapped.
"How bland." Yoshi spat "Which is what our next contestant isn't! Please welcome Bombette!"
The audience cheered.
"STAMPEDE!" Bombette screamed and sprinted towards Yoshi, pushing him over.
"Oww!" Yoshi cried and got up, picking Bombette up and placing her down.
"Next, we have two members of royalty from the galaxy. That's right! It's last years winner, Rosalina and Queen of the Bees, Honey Queen!" Luma announced.
The two walked out from backstage while the audience clapped.
"I know I won't win again but I'm here to have fun!" Rosalina smiled.
"I'm going to win because I'm simply the best!" Honey Queen smiled, while everyone else tried not to burst into song.
"AATCHOO!" Bombette sneezed "Sorry, I'm allergic to wasps."
"I'M NOT A WASP!" Honey Queen yelled.
"Moving on, it's time for two new characters and two returning." Luma announced "Kamella, Bowser, Bowser Jr and... Wendy Bitchface!'
The four walked on, three of them throwing potatoes at Wendy.
"Can I show off my Contemporary Ballet?" Bowser asked with a smile.
"Maybe later." Yoshi replied.
"Next is Wario and Waluigi." Luma said.
"THE HILLS ARE ALIVE WITH THE SOUND OF MUUUUUUUUSIC!" Waluigi danced about. He was followed by a short, fat man who had a curly wig on and a yellow flowery dress on.
"Please, call me Linda with an i." Wario said "Sorry about him, he's taken cocaine."
"WARNING: RedLumas does not promote the use of drugs.
Next, we have two princesses. One from our own Mushroom Kingdom, the other from Sarsaland, which is... God knows where..." Yoshi began "Peach, Daisy, get out here!"
"...and that's my plan for global domination." Daisy grinned and then realized they were on the stage.
Warning: RedLumas does not promote Daisy's world domination plans.
"Yes, he does!" Daisy butted in.
"Please, shut up and let us get on with the show." Luma groaned.
"Next, we have a small duo with small personalities." Yoshi smiled "It's Toad..."
"Heyo!" Toad smiled and waved at the loud, cheering audience.
"...and Toadette!" Luma smiled.
"Hello, my sexy fans!" Toadette cheered and starting dancing to centre stage. The audience groaned.
"Twats." Toadette spat.
"This is the wrong show." Luma said "You're looking for 'So You Think You Can Dance'."
"Grr." Toadette growled.
"Now, it's NEWBIE ALERT!" Yoshi screamed and everyone went into hiding.
"They'll be sharing rooms, so let's bring them on together." Luma grinned evilly "Pauline and Bobbery!"
The old sea captain and Mario's ex walked on, much to the anger of Mario, Peach and all the girls.
"Hey Pauline. I'm going to make sweet sex with you tonight. First we'll start off slowly and then you'll scream out-"
"NO!" Pauline yelled and quickly pushed Toadette between the two.
"Thanks bitch." Toadette scoffed.
"You'd better get used to it Pauline, since you'll be sharing a room, maybe even a BED." Toadette taunted in a sweet way.
"Now, we have five Paper Mario characters, 2 boys and 3 girls." Yoshi began "They are Goombario..."
"Kooper,"
"Flurrie,"
"Ms Mowz,"
"and Sushie!"
The five of them walked on. Kooper and Goombario just walked on, Ms Mowz stole stuff from everyone's pockets, Flurrie floated on blowing kisses and winking, while Sushie flopped.
"YOU ARE THE WORST PEOPLE EVER!" Daisy screamed.
"DAISY YOU ARE SO INCONSIDERATE! Some of use work hard and then there's you! Sat on your fat lazy ass bossing people about! GO ACTUALLY EARN SOME MONEY! And then people will start saying things like Sharon Osborne says, 'Dave, you're soooo Money Super Market!" Sushie ranted.
"Okay..." Daisy rolled her eyes.
"Now Sushie has shut up, let me introduce Jojora!" Yoshi grinned and Jojora strutted on with a coffee and her notepad in hand.
"OMGEE, I love gossip! GIVE ME YOUR GOSSIP OR I'LL SHOOT YOUR BRAINS OUT!" Jojora yelled.
"I LOVE WIZARDS OF BOGGLY WOODS!" Goombella cried.
"22 contestants down, 2 to go." Luma announced.
"Now, we have two best friends. Pink Gold Peach and our last contestant... BIRDO!" Yoshi cheered.
"BEST FRIENDS?" Pink Gold Peach yelled.
"No fckn wy r we bst frends" Birdo scoffed.
"Right, now this 'joyous' occasion is finished, next episode we have the Team Captain challenge!" Luma cheered in excitement.
"We'll see you next time on Mario Superstars!" The hosts and contestants called out as the camera zoomed out.
So, that's the contestants revealed. Next time, the contestants battle to be Team Captains.
That chapter will be by Yoshpa, so it will be WAAAY better than mine. xD
Bye!