Short, cute little one-shot. I hope you like it! It's kind of AU because it's after the final battle, but some characters are still alive! Enjoy! R&R please!
-AUOH

Ron sat on his bed cradling the letter in his lap. She has returned home two days ago and she had already sent a letter. Hermione wasn't one to cling, even if she truly loved him, a letter just wasn't nessacary. His hands trembled nervously, unable to actually open it to read what she had written. What if she wanted to split up already? Was he that lousy of a snogger? Lavender never complained. Hermione had always had much greater standards for things, possibly an entire universe high than Lavender's standards.

Groaning, he opened the letter. He had been pondering about it for six hours, questioning the entire house, asking why Hermione would send it. Harry had had enough and went out to the back yard with an even more irritated Ginny, to play 'quittich'. It was highly possible that they were NOT playing quittich. Fred and George got so annoyed that they hexed him each time he'd open his mouth, and the word 'Hermione' slipped from his lips. He secluded himself to his room, avoided all of the hexes and yells, for four more hours.

His blue eyes scanned over the cursive,

Ron,
Oh Ron, how I love you. I love you so much that everytime you're near me I just want to rip off your clothes!

Ron's eyes widened, his fingers clutching the paper.

You're so bloody brilliant, and you're a handsome devil, I can barly contain myself when you're near me. I love kissing you too, your lips are magical.

Ron's smile was beaming, never had he heard Hermione talk like this... he was enjoying it.

I love it when you hold me close, or when you smile at me- you'd be surprised how many times i've restrained myself from jumping you! That's how sexy you are, Ronald Weasley, and you're all mine.

Ron nodded absent-mindedly.

I want you to apparate to my house, so I can tell you everything- how I really feel.

Ron got up and went to spin in a circle, ready to appear in Hermione's home. But that's when he caught sight of the arrow at the bottom of the page. He didn't read the rest of the letter, he just flipped it over and saw the same handwriting as the front, but very, very different.

Hey you git! D'ya really think good ol' Hermione's gonna send you some dirty mail? You sick bastard! We bet you apparated to her house already and made a bloody fool of yourself! Haha! Too good. Hope you aren't too embarrassed, hope she didn't split up with you, well.. it'd be extremely hysterical if she did. Stop reading this letter and maybe make a move some time, young one? You're only young once! Pretty soon you're going to have to charm that thing to use it!

... dirty letter from Hermione, oh we kill ourselves!

-F&G.

Fuming, Ron crumpled the letter and stomped to his door, "FRED, GEORGE, I'M GOING TO-."

But he was cut off by roaring laughter from the next room.