On The Edge of Glory
"There really isn't a reason for us to be alone." Poseidon whispered. "But just tonight, can we be?"
"But I have a reason you should take me home tonight?"
"Yeah what?"
"We're married." Lady Gaga slowly wrote out the words Poseidon+Gaga Forever on the foggy window.
"Good reasoning."
...
"A honeymoon in the back room of Chuckee Cheese?" Poseidon questioned, staring at all the kids running around.
"Is it wrong?" Gaga asked.
"NO! It's right. It's perfect! We get to eat pizza and play all day!"
Gaga smiled. It's so wrong.
...
It was almost midnight and both were out of breathe.
"I'm at my limit. I swear. This isn't like that time in that weird underground hole with Ke$ha." Poseidon panted.
"It's cause we both belong tonight." Gaga reasoned and gave him huggles.
"Aww." Poseidon cuddled with Gaga. "Screw limits." He decided it was time to feel the rush.
"I think we're pushing the dangerous here Poseidon."
"YESH! Let's run the edge of the closet!"
And they did, both falling over in love.
15 minutes later
"Hey you know Poseidon,"
"Hm?"
"I don't think I'm on the edge of the closet. I think I'm on the edge of glory." Gaga explained.
"Is that the truth? Like legit?" Poseidon questioned.
"Yes. It's a legit moment of truth."
"Kay then I'm hanging on this moment."
"I'm hanging on this moment because it's a moment with you." Gaga whispered.
...
Gaga kissed the right side of Poseidon's cheek.
"The other side!" Poseidon demanded.
"Kay on another shot."
"YAY!"
...
"Wanna know what else I'm on the edge of?" Gaga asked.
"YESH!"
"I think I'm on the edge of something final we call life."
"Alright." Poseidon said.
...
"What are the chances I'll get burnt if I dance in the flames?" Gaga asked.
"Not if they're fake." Poseidon said.
"MMkay. Put on your shades."
...
"Does it hurt?" Poseidon asked quietly.
"No." Lady Gaga paused. "Hey everyone knows my name tonight!"
"Alright." Poseidon looked at her funny. "But doesn't everyone know your name every night?"
"Good point. I'm just kinda feeling the rush and on the edge and all that right now."
"Me too. On the edge with you." Poseidon smiled.
...
"Let's hang on this moment forever and ever." Poseidon said.
"Mmk."